Chapter 18 Liar(1/2)
After being poisoned by the alcohol, Xiao Lin's whole body was limp and he could not use any strength.
Lying on the ground, Xiao Lin stared at Yang Dayou, who seemed stupid, and smiled bitterly: "I didn't expect that there were so many bad ideas hidden in your silly gorilla. It's really unexpected."
Yang Gongji, who was standing beside him, smiled and said, "There are many people who have been cheated by Yang Da Gorge. Most of them have never heard a word, saying that people should not behave like this."
Yang Daxing said proudly: "I know you are so slippery and difficult. If you know that you are fooled, you will definitely try your best to torture us. If you are a little bitch, then you really have no choice but torture us, which is a pity."
Xiao Lin sighed, "I was wondering some time ago, why did the Yang brothers with a very bad reputation be so obedient? I didn't expect it was your intention. I, Xiao Lin, was so smart and confused for a lifetime, and the gutter capsized."
Yang Dajia criticized: "You little guy always think you are smart and peerless, but in fact you are not even a big deal. If you have a little cleverness, I will knock you over in just a few seconds."
Yang Gongji said ruthlessly: "What kind of person are our Yang brothers in the Dead Valley? Not to mention you, even if Xuwu Tunyan comes here in person, I am not afraid. Maybe I will spit on his face!"
Yang Dayou continued to attack: "I wanted to wait for you to reach the treasure land before slashing you in half, but since you want to leave now, I'll give you two bites of ecstasy soup and solve you in advance!"
Yang Gongji said: "Anyway, we already know that the treasure is located in Qianxu Mountain, so we are not afraid of you playing tricks."
Yang Dayou took out a dagger and rubbed the blade with his fingers: "If you know the image, you should tell the exact location. This may mean that my brother is very kind. Maybe he will save your life. You are a smart person, know how to do it?"
Xiao Lin on the ground didn't say a word. Suddenly, Xiao Lin burst into laughter and burst into tears.
Seeing this, Yang Dayou said angrily: "Little bastard! Why are you laughing at? Do you really think I'm scaring you? Don't dare to attack you?"
Xiao Lin's laughter gradually stopped, and he looked at the two of them with interest: "Two old maggots, do you really think I've fallen into your trap?"
Yang Dajia asked, "What other ideas do you have, just say it."
Xiao Lin sighed and said, "I'm afraid you will die before I can tell you."
Yang Dayou was shocked: "What do you mean?"
Xiao Lin asked back: "Do you remember, I've picked up food for you two?"
Yang Dayou shook all over: "You!! Have you done your tricks in the food?"
Yang Gongji couldn't laugh anymore, and he held Xiao Lin's collar: "What did you say!!"
Xiao Lin smiled and said, "I said I am a fool. I will go up the mountain to hunt for treasure tomorrow. I don't plan to poison you today, so I didn't do anything in the food."
These words are obviously slander, and even fools can hear them.
Yang Dayou and Yang Gongji were completely panicked, and Yang Dayou even threatened: "Little Baby! Hand over the antidote quickly!"
Xiao Lin laughed and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I should hand over the antidote, and then help you detoxify, and finally let you kill me. What do you think? Don't forget, you still have to rely on me to hunt for treasure and dare not poison me, but I don't have to rely on you to hunt for treasure, so I will naturally dare to poison you."
Yang Gongji actually laughed: "Yes, yes, if you say we are poisoned, we will be poisoned. You can poison it just by opening your mouth."
Yang Dayou also said: "Yes! You kid are just bluffing us."
Xiao Lin's tone turned cold: "You are not poisoned, there is no pain in the three inches of your left rib. You don't have to touch that place, you are not poisoned anyway."
When Xiao Lin finished speaking, there was no need to touch him, the two of them could no longer help but touch the place Xiao Lin said.
Xiao Lin had long used this move on Yan Feixue. Now he has used the same trick again and is quite proficient in the methods.
The two of them were indeed trapped and couldn't help but touched them down the ribs. After a moment, they looked like they were ashamed. You looked at me and I looked at you, and you couldn't say a word.
At this time, Xiao Lin happened to add fuel to the fire: "It doesn't matter. Although it's a little numb, it will only die after a cup of tea. You can kill me ten times during this period."
Although they asked them to kill themselves verbally, Xiao Lin was sure that the two of them would not dare to take action, otherwise who would ask for the antidote?
The shrewd Yang Gongji had a gloomy face: "What do you... want?"
Xiao Lin looked relaxed and freehand: "From me, you two should give me the antidote now, then massage your shoulders and massage your feet, serve me so hard, and then make a poisonous oath, always listen to me, otherwise you will die together, and you will not lose money if you accompany me."
Yang Gongji gritted her teeth and said, "What if I detoxify you but you don't detoxify us?"
Xiao Lin said patiently: "Then what you mean is, don't you detoxify me first, but I will detoxify you first?"
Yang Gongji and Yang Da Ging looked at each other, then approached Xiao Lin, not daring to act rashly, after all, they dared not bet on their lives.
The two of them thought to themselves: Can't they take the medicine to kill him? It's just a poisonous oath. It's easier for them to make a poisonous oath than to urinate.
Thinking of this, the two of them took out the antidote and fed it to Xiao Lin, and then knelt on the ground and made a vow that was more poisonous than the poisonous widow.
After a while, Xiao Lin resumed his whereabouts. He moved his limbs and smiled: "The antidote of the Yang brothers is indeed effective."
Yang Gongji said respectfully: "Yes, yes, your old man's antidote will definitely be more effective."
Xiao Lin pretended to be stupid and said, "What antidote?"
The two of them looked pale in an instant, and they even more wanted to break their jades. However, Xiao Lin suddenly laughed and said, "I'm having fun with you."
After saying that, Xiao Lin took out two small bottles from his arms and sighed: "Actually, the antidote is on me, why don't you search for your body? It's so stupid."
Yang Dayou was furious, but he didn't dare to have an attack. He rushed forward, grabbed the small bottle, and poured the medicine into his mouth.
Seeing this, Yang Gongji's face changed drastically: "Why are you eating so much?"
Yang Dayou said: "I am big and should eat more."
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! Yang Gongji kicked Yang Dayou on the butt, then grabbed the remaining pills and swallowed them all, then showed his ferocious face and said to Xiao Lin: "Little bastard, let's see where you run this time!"
Xiao Lin's face was not panicked at all: "Touch that place again and try to see if it hurts."
The two were the same, and it was indeed no longer painful. Yang Dajia smiled and said, "This antidote is very good!"
Yang Gongji smiled grimly and said, "Now you..."
Before he could tell where he ran, Xiao Lin interrupted: "When he asked you to touch that place before, the qi and blood converge. No matter who he was, he would feel pain, but now the qi and blood converge, so it doesn't hurt."
Yang Gongji suddenly realized: "What a little boy! It turns out that he is lying to me!"
Xiao Lin held his stomach and smiled, "Old Zazi, you don't think about it. How could I help you pick up a dish and poison it? My technique is not that clever, and if I really poison it, why don't you directly poison you?"
Yang Dayou and Yang Gongji were furious after learning that they were cheated.
Especially Yang Dayou, he raised his hand and wanted to hold a knife to kill someone: "Good boy! Although your poison is relieved, you are still weak and powerless for half an hour. I will end you immediately!"
Xiao Lin said innocently: "Oh? Really?"
Yang Gongji said hideously: "Of course it's fake. I will never cut off your tongue first, then break your limbs, and finally soak you in salt water. I will never do that."
Xiao Lin pretended to be scared: "No! I'm really scared."
Yang Dayou had already walked towards Xiao Lin, his face extremely horrifying: "Don't be afraid, I, Yang Dayou, won't let you die well."
Although the other party was coming in a fierce manner, Xiao Lin had no intention of escaping and just stayed there, but he muttered: "One, two, three, four, five..."
When Ji Chen was seventh, Yang Dayou's knife was less than three inches away from Xiao Lin's neck, but at this moment, his knife stood straight in the air, and his huge body fell to the ground, his whole body twitched, and foamed at the mouth, as if he was possessed by an evil spirit.
Yang Gongji was shocked: "What's going on?"
Xiao Lin laughed loudly, and suddenly turned up and sat on the table: "It was not poisonous when I picked up food for you before, but the antidote you were rushing to take was poisonous. Do you understand that?"
Yang Gongji was so angry that she jumped flat on the ground, and her sharp five claws hit Xiao Lin's throat. However, the others were completely exhausted in the air and fell directly to the ground, knocking off several teeth.
Xiao Lin clapped his palms: "Hahaha... Now that the cock Yang has turned into a toothless cock, it's interesting and interesting."
Just as Xiao Lin was so proud, a cold voice suddenly came from outside the window: "Two old fried dough sticks were played with by a little kid, and you lost all the faces of Dead Valley!"
Xiao Lin was shocked in vain: "Who?!"
I saw that as soon as the window opened, a green figure slid in. It turned out to be the true Lord of Green Snake who had disappeared for a long time!
Xiao Lin was so scared that he had goose bumps all over his body, but he covered it up very well, and then pretended to be relaxed: "It turns out to be an old snake. It's rare to meet. Why not sit down and have a drink."
The Lord of Green Snake looked at Xiao Lin contemptuously: "The poison you are in is my secret system. Even if you say a hundred words, you will not be able to use your cultivation. So don't think about delaying time with words, it's useless."
Xiao Lin looked discouraged: "Will you be unlucky today?"
The Green Snake True Lord nodded: "Not bad."
At this time, the two people who were lying on the ground kept humming. Their mouths were covered with foam, their muscles were stiff, and their tongues could not move. They could only make such a sound, roughly wanting the True Lord of Green Snake to save them.
The Green Snake True Lord glanced at it, then said in surprise: "The body is degenerated, the poison of the monster?"
Xiao Lin said in surprise: "It turns out to be a consignee. It's a good thing. This is the poison of monsters. From now on, these two people can only learn to walk on monsters with limbs. From now on, orangutans and roosters walking with limbs will appear on the streets. It's funny to think of it."
The Green Snake True Lord looked at the two people on the ground: "What do you mean is to let me save you?"
The two of them started to hum immediately, but they couldn't even nod.
The Green Snake True Lord raised his legs and raised his chin: "It's probably not good for us to share a treasure, right? What's more, the two of you clearly agreed to leave marks for me all the way, but I didn't even see half of the marks along the way."
"If I hadn't known about the two of you, and letting go of the little snake, I would have been unable to find your soul."
After listening to the words of the Green Snake True Lord, Yang Gongji and Yang Da Gorge were scared. The feelings came from not a friend, but another enemy, and an enemy that was far more terrifying than Xiao Lin.
The True Lord of Green Snake looked at the two of them and smiled, "You two are not human or ghosts, but now they have become four-legged animals completely?"
After saying that, the True Lord of Green Snake walked towards Xiao Lin again.
Seeing this, Xiao Lin hurriedly said, "If you want to lit my acupoints, you have to lit it gently, otherwise it will be no fun to activate me with one finger."
The Green Snake True Lord nodded and said, "Since that's the case, I'll ask me to add Xiaolu to bite you. The feeling is not only not painful, but it's numb and numb, and it's more comfortable than sleeping with a woman."
As he said that, True Lord of Green Snake put his hand on Xiao Lin's shoulder. It seemed like there was a snake cave in his cuff. More than a dozen small green snakes that were as thin as earthworms and as long as chopsticks emerged. These small green snakes slid along his arms to Xiao Lin.
But in a moment, several small green snakes crawled on Xiao Lin's face. They kept sliding, and the feeling made people get goosebumps all over their bodies.
At the same time, several small green snakes even got into Xiao Lin's collar and into his boots. Even though Xiao Lin was bold, he did not dare to move at this moment, for fear that the seemingly docile little snake would give him a mouthful.
Although he dared not move, the feeling of the little green snake crawling away on his body made people feel cold in the vest, and Xiao Lin had difficulty breathing.
To be continued...