Chapter 135(1/2)
Just when Muknan was thinking about his fairy daughter, Lin Ping took out the ten maps in his hand.
"What you have to do now is to contact all the media reporters of Neon Country. We will make some banner promotional posters tomorrow morning, and then go directly to the gate of the Neon Country Go Academy to demonstrate and place a war letter. We will declare war like the Neon Country Go community in the name of our great China.
By then, this matter will definitely rise to the national level. As a free-standing commoner, he will naturally be willing to see such a contest.
As long as we belittle the Neon National Go world, it is the provocation method as the saying goes!
As long as the other party looks at us, friends in the media will definitely lead to a war between us. In this way, the whole incident will be hyped up and countless shots will be pointed at you soon. You will have endless interviews every day.
However, at this time your videotape began to be launched. I don’t need to say much about how exquisite the anime "Naruto" is. As long as there is media attention, there will definitely be a TV station to purchase the broadcasting rights from you.
You must remember that challenging the Go masters in Neon Kingdom is not our purpose, and promoting our video tape is the ultimate goal. Challenging these Go masters is just our propaganda method. When facing the media, you must speak more arrogantly. The sharper your words will be, the greater the benefits it will be for us." Lin Ping skillfully taught Mukenan how to do it.
"Hmm! Hum? No! What if these Go masters want to fight with us, how can we deal with these masters? I only know the simple rules of Go. If I go with those professional masters, it would be a battle between kindergarten children and professional boxers." Muknan keenly noticed that there were loopholes in this method.
As long as the masters of Neon Kingdom easily defeat the two, the media will have no room for hype.
"As long as the Neon Country Go Academy accepts our war letter, this matter has been more than half successful. We can claim to the outside world that we understand the chess power of every master in Neon Country.
For the fairness of this battle and to demonstrate the essence of our Confucianism, we are willing to take out the chess scores we have played in the past and give them to these masters to circulate.
These chess scores represent our strength and our image of openness, selflessness, fairness and justice. Just like two martial arts masters fighting, they clearly tell the other party what they are good at and the weapons they use.
As long as we do this, we will occupy the commanding heights of morality in the eyes of the media. Once the media starts to study these ten chess scores, they will find that the Go world in Neon Kingdom is vulnerable. After all, this is the chess score left by the fairy, how can a mere mortal fight?
At that time, all media will report this matter in an overwhelming way. When others are still studying chess, you and I have already made a fortune." Lin Ping was imagining the possible scenes in the future as he spoke.
After listening to Lin Ping's explanation, Mu Kenan also looked excited. Obviously, he understood the essence of this method.
"You, can you be 100% sure that this chess record left by the fairy can definitely beat the entire Neon National Go Academy?" Mu Kennan was excited and was a little worried. After all, the things of the ancients seemed extremely mysterious at that time, but they had become common after thousands of years.
"The original intention of this matter has nothing to do with the chess score. Your task is to declare war. Whether you can attract all media to report this matter depends on whether you can make a big deal at the door of the Go Academy. Only when this step is successful can we use the chess score. If this step is not successful, then we are a joke in the eyes of others. You only need to tell the people in the Go Academy that you represent a mysterious master in China to declare war. And use all means to humiliate the Neon National Go world. As long as the media starts to intervene on a large scale, leave the rest to me." Lin Ping once again gave a detailed advice.
Mukenan already understood the essence of this method, which was nothing more than hype and attracting onlookers to come and find out.
Use the opposition between the two sides to create topics, then take the opportunity to carry private goods, and sell their own videotapes to the entire Neon Kingdom.
"You are so shameless!" Mukenan muttered in Cantonese!
"What?" Lin Ping didn't hear it clearly for a while.
"You are such a genius!" Mu Kennan hurriedly said in Mandarin with a smile on his face.
"If you have no objection to this plan, please make arrangements now. Call all media tomorrow morning. After noon, we will go to the Go Academy to demonstrate and declare war! I will write you a letter of war later. The rest depends on your on-the-spot performance. Whether you can become a master depends on your performance tomorrow noon." Lin Ping put the burden on Mu Kennan. If a person doesn't even curse, he will be finished.
"Okay! At worst, I'll be embarrassed and I'll go back and prepare now. I'll send a car to pick you up tomorrow at noon!" Mu Kennan originally came to find Lin Ping to drink and chat, but now he has to work late at night to prepare for tomorrow's declaration of war.
After Mukenan left, Lin Ping's brain was still calculating rapidly.
Pursuing all possible mistakes and loopholes.
For the sake of safety, Lin Ping even copied a total of twenty chess notes.
At this time, thirty chess notes in your hand are enough to keep the topic burning for a month.
In this month, Muknan's first four free video tapes were just delivered.
"I hope that friends in the Go world in China will not blame themselves for causing trouble for them." Lin Ping suddenly thought of a group of experts in China.
Once you declare war, the domestic Go world will soon receive news.
At that time, these people may have the intention to curse.
After putting away the chess and hiding the computer, Lin Ping began to go to bed to rest and regain his energy, preparing to face the crucial battle tomorrow.
The next morning, when Lin Ping was filling his stomach in the hotel restaurant.
Mukennan was taking several staff members to call all the media frantically.
"At 1:00 pm, the Chinese Go player in the world will go to the Neon National Go Academy to play a battle letter. The other party said that the ignorant children in the Neon National Go family understood what real Go is. The other party also said that the Neon National Go player was not worthy of touching the black and white pieces at all." After the line was finished, he repeated the time and place again. Then he ignored the other party's response and hung up the phone directly.
Mukennan and four staff members made more than 200 phone calls.
"As long as 10% of the phone calls can play a role, it's enough." Mukennan did not let it go, both the national media and the entertainment tabloids.
After calling the media, Mu Kenan felt it was not enough, so he found a series of Go related phone numbers such as Go classroom, Go training office, Go dojo, etc.
As long as there are many people arriving on the spot and there are enough reporters, I believe that the Go Academy in Neon Kingdom will not reject this challenge book in public.
Two hours later, Mukennan drove to the hotel to meet Lin Ping.
"I'm so tired. I made fifty phone calls alone in the morning." Muknan complained exhausted after coming to Lin Ping's room.
"Have you called the Neon National Go Academy? Logically speaking, we should notify them in advance to prepare for things like this. If a well-known Go player comes forward to take our challenge book, the news photos taken will be more sensational." Lin Ping said that, as if he was looking forward to Mukennan.
Lin Ping wanted to know if the little fat man Mukenan in front of him had thought of this level.
"The first call I made today was to go to the Neon National Go Academy. I told them that a national player from China and a professor in the History Department of Peking University, Professor Lin Pinglin wanted to challenge the Neon National Go Academy.
The other party said he had never heard of a person like you.
Seeing that they didn't believe it, I said you were the descendant of the Go family. There was a book of immortal chess records from my ancestors that have been passed down to this day, and they have never lost in China. You, who have been obsessed with Go all your life, traveled across the ocean to Neon Kingdom and only wanted to lose.
Although the other party still didn't believe it, he thought we were liars, and calling them was just to make fun of them.
However, after I expressed my intention to solemnly send a letter of war and there were a large number of media reports, the other party's reply was, "Welcome to the big trip!" Muknan said proudly!
"Hmph! You guy sold me so quickly." Lin Ping was a little helpless.
Fortunately, it is not the era of Internet development.
Even calling to confirm the information will take a long time.
Otherwise, my old background would be investigated in minutes. Wouldn't it be even more difficult to hype it up?
"Let's go! Look at the time the reporters have almost arrived." Muknan looked at his watch and signaled that he should set off immediately.
Soon the two drove out of the hotel and headed towards the Neon National Go Academy.
When the two of them came to the Go Academy, they saw many reporters with cameras hanging on their chests from afar.
"It seems that your work is effective." A rough estimate is that there are twenty or thirty reporters with cameras on their chests alone.
There are even several cameras built on a tripod facing the door.
When Lin Ping and Mukennan were parking, there were even several interview cars with the name of the TV station printed next to them.
When Muknan parked his car, several staff members who arrived first ran over immediately.
"Pull up the customized banners so that all reporters can see us coming." Mukennan directed the staff of his company to put out the customized banners in the morning.
When the banner was pulled up, it naturally attracted a lot of attention.
"The Chinese genius Go national player, the only successor of the Go fairy!"
Lin Ping looked at the banner with a little helpless and a little funny.
"How can this ordinary slogan attract people's attention?" Lin Ping said to Mukenan as he watched the reporters flock to him, but before he rushed to him.
"Isn't this enough? If it were you, what would you write?" Muknan felt that such a title was already very sensational. Could it be that there were better ones?
"If you want to write, you have to be more domineering! For example, punching South Korea, kicking neon, black and white temples, and China is king!" Lin Ping suddenly thought of the classic saying on the Internet, punching kindergartens and kicking nursing homes.
"Haha..." I don't know if it was because of speechlessness or because the reporter walked up to him, Muknan just smiled awkwardly and did not respond.
"Who are you the challenger Professor Lin Pinglin." Dozens of reporters and hundreds of onlookers rushed over and said the first sentence to figure out who the challenger was.
"..." Lin Ping did not speak but looked at Mukennan.
This is very clear and clear, that is, Mukennan, as the protagonist of the provocation, challenged the Neon National Go Academy.
If Lin Ping stole Mukenan's limelight at this moment, the benefits of subsequent video tape advertising will be greatly reduced.
"The one next to me is the national Go player in China. He is also the only successor of the Go Fairy in the world! My friend has a chess record that has been circulated for thousands of years.
According to legend, this chess record was left by a fairy who came down to earth back then. This fairy has such a high chess power that even though thousands of years have passed, future generations are still not 100% sure to defeat this legendary fairy.
And my friend understood the great way in the chess record left over. Since then, he has never lost his life and has been invincible all over the world. He heard that there are many masters in the Neon Kingdom, so he deliberately traveled across the ocean to seek defeat." Mukenan talked to everyone.
When a reporter took a photo, Muknan also controlled his breath and made his stomach restrain inward.
Obviously, he is going to be the protagonist of the news and seems to care a little about his image.
"Fairy? Are you here to make fun of it? Are there really gods in this world? Didn't you say that there is Chang'e in the Moon Palace? Why didn't you find nothing after landing on the moon?" Obviously, some reporters don't pay for such immortal stories.
Everyone would rather believe that they are just a female Go master.
It’s nothing more than that women had a relatively low status in ancient times, and the chess she played was extremely clever.
In order to allow this chess record to be spread through later generations in just a legitimate way, an illusory god was created.
"The purpose of our trip is not to discuss the moon landing with you, nor to discuss with you whether there are any gods in this world? Today, our trip is only one purpose, that is, to step on your Neon National Go Academy and make you never look up." This time Muknan's words were sharper.
"Crack Crack Crack..." Sure enough, just after Mukennan used sharp words, it caused a group of reporters to press the shutter frantically.
"As far as we know, the Go combat power of Neon Kingdom is far higher than that of your China. This is not something that happened in recent years, but that your China has been suppressed by our Neon Kingdom's national players for a hundred years. Even if you are unmatched in China, it does not mean that you are qualified to speak out here." Before the reporter could speak, someone shouted loudly after the crowd.
"That's right, it's just a defeated general! He dares to come to challenge him, but he doesn't know how to live or die." Many people began to agree.
"It seems that it's just a jumping clown." People not only despise this challenger who came from afar, but even think that this incident is a bit ridiculous.
"We came here for sincerity and respect for Go. We were not here to quarrel, we were here to defeat you. We have studied every national Go player very seriously.
But as opponents, you know nothing about me.
To be continued...