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One hundred and ninety-eight chapters this time

The few jumping Mr. Bao’s waist twisted and made the village trend, which made others laugh.

The children clapped their hands and smiled, "Playing to Mr. Bao."

"Silly Bao Lao."

"Ugly Bao Lao."

Many children and adults followed Mr. Bao and twisted their waists, laughing and laughing.

The noise started, and it was the first time Zhang Yue saw Shiqi Niang standing in front of him in dressing up as a daughter.

But...but, Zhang Yuexin thought it was clearly you asked me to come here, so why did he ask me here?

Isn't this cheating on me?

How did Mr. Zhang meet him by chance here? How did I answer?

Zhang Yue pretended to be an encounter and said, "I was going to Xuande Gate to see the lights, but I thought I would meet my wife here. Please forgive me for any abruptness."

"Oh, Mr. Zhang happened to be here." Shiqi Niang's eyes darkened and her smile covered her smile.

"No!"

Zhang Yue was anxious to deny it. Although he pretended to be very noble in front of the girl on weekdays, he was still worried that the girl would be angry.

Zhang Yue coughed lightly and walked closer, boldly glanced at the beautiful face of Shiqi Niang and said, "Let me tell me a joke!"

Seventeenth Lady nodded.

Zhang Yue racked his brains and tried his best to snatch a joke and said, "In ancient times, a scholar liked a girl. One day, he finally plucked up the courage to ask that girl, girl, do you like me?"

"The girl said, I don't like it."

"The scholar was heartbroken and turned around and wanted to leave."

"At this time the girl called the scholar and asked, 'Why are you leaving now? Haven't you asked me if I want to marry you?"

"The scholar was overjoyed and asked, 'Then would you marry me?'"

"Don't marry."

The seventeenth girl laughed loudly and couldn't help but raise her sleeves to cover her mouth.

Zhang Yue looked at Shiqi Niang's smile and couldn't help but remember that when he went on blind dates, he often looked for jokes on the Internet, and then tried to tell jokes with the girl every time he met.

But the girl always dislikes her jokes that are not funny or that she is bluntly speaking, her erotic intelligence is low.

Sometimes it’s not that your joke is not funny, but that she doesn’t want to laugh. Sometimes your joke is not that funny, but the other person wants to laugh.

Sometimes you search and search, and try to chase it hundreds of times, thousands of times, but you can't win the girl's heart. But sometimes you don't want to find someone, waiting for you where you are within your reach.

Some girls don’t have to work hard to chase them because they are willing to chase them.

Bang!

The dazzling fireworks rose and bloomed at Xuande Gate. Shiqiniang took advantage of the opportunity of watching the fireworks to move her eyes away.

Another fireworks rose, illuminating the beautiful face of Shiqi Niang.

"Let's go to Xuandemen to take a walk!"

"Okay! But I need to return here before the hour of the lunar calendar."

Zhang Yue glanced at Mingyue, who was gradually moving westward, and thought to himself that he had to hurry up.

Zhang Yue and Shiqi Niang immediately walked side by side to Xuande and two maids followed her.

Then Zhang Yue walked to the numerous silk lanterns and picked out one, and smiled and said, "Look at this riddle, 'There is a fish in the East China Sea, with no head or tail, and it removes the spine,'. Is it the answer to this riddle you said?"

Shiqi Niang looked at Zhang Yue deeply and nodded.

The maid on the side smiled and said, "Didn't these two riddles say the word "Sun"? The man is really good."

The stall owner smiled and said, "This husband and wife are really amazing. Not only do they get rid of words, but they also have riddles. I have a few riddles here. If you get the riddles, I will give you this sheep horn lantern."

Although Zhang Yue's sheep horn lantern is not a real sheep horn palace lantern, it is also very exquisitely made. From this valuable gift, we can see that the riddles below should be difficult.

“Okay.”

Zhang Yue and Shiqi Niang looked at each other and smiled.

The stall owner saw that someone dared to challenge him and laughed in his heart, overestimating his ability.

The stall owner said, "Listen, Lady Langjun, two brothers are old, one person stands on the ground and three people sit down. There are even one or two people in the family, and you can live a bad year."

Zhang Yue said without hesitation: "This is the word "frugality."

The stall owner smiled and called out, "My husband is so good. The following is "The official of Chang Suicuo, full of elegance and elegance. Sometimes he has a red face and loves to face the wind and the moon."

After Zhang Yue thought for a while, Shiqi Niang said, "This is a seal."

"My wife is so good at learning. I will ask another question, 'Seven left and seven right, the mountain is poured out'."

Shiqi Niang looked at Zhang Yue, but saw that he asked her to answer, so she whispered: "The left and the right seven are the word "female", and the answer to this riddle is the word "female".

The stall owner smiled and said, "'The four mouths are all in the square, and the cross is in the center. You must not use the word "tian" or "qi" or "shang". What character is it?"

"It's a picture."

The stall owner smiled and said, "What a great lady, there is one of the most difficult things. If you guess this lamp, you will give it to you."

The stall owner paused and said, "This is not a word puzzle, nor a material puzzle. Please listen."

"If the cold is overlapping, the heat is scattered and diverted. Four brothers go to the county and three enter the state. In the village, they are only in the village, and in the city, they are only in the city."

Zhang Yue thought this mystery was hard to guess.

After thinking for a moment, Shiqi Niang said, "Well, the answer to this riddle is 'a little in the word'."

"Why?" the stall owner said in surprise.

Shiqiniang said: "The cold is stacked, and the word "cold" is two dots, and the word "hot" is four dots, and the word "hot" is four dots, and the word "four people" is four dots under the county. There is a point in the village, that is, a point on the head of the city, that is, a point on the head of the city, so it is said that 'point on the word "in the word "."

The stall owner couldn't help but smile and said, "What a smart lady, you can tell you such a rare riddle. I admire you. I'm giving you this sheep horn lantern, little husband, tsk."

The stall owner’s tsk voice was a subtle meaning to Zhang Yue. You little man is really...

Zhang Yue didn't know what the stall owner meant. Looking at Shiqi Niang, he suddenly felt that it was a little unreal at this moment.

Shiqi Niang took the sheep horn lantern in her hand and looked happy. After looking at it for a while, she handed the sheep horn lantern to Zhang Yue and said with a little domineering attitude: "I gave it to you, don't be polite to me!"

Zhang Yue's smile suddenly froze on his face, and he turned to laugh and cry. The two maids also wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh.

Zhang Yue had no choice but to hold up the sheep horn lamp with both hands and take it.

The two of them walked around for a while, and Zhang Yue saw someone whirling.

The so-called swirling yarn is like a bamboo rack that comes out on a green umbrella, decorated with small lanterns of plum, red and gold, set up in front and behind the rack, and then sells people to beat the drums and shoot them.

What does this spiral can sell?

Kill?.

Not only did children love to eat this thing, but this thing was the favorite of the people of the Song Dynasty. When people pass by, they would buy one and eat while shopping.

Zhang Yue said to Shiqi Niang: "I'm buying scorched? Come and eat?"

Shiqin hesitated and said, "I have never eaten on the street."

Zhang Yue thought to himself that women of this era are so pitiful that they can’t even eat on the street. They like to eat skewers at street stalls the most.

Zhang Yue looked around and said, "What are you afraid of? No one has seen it anyway."

Shiqi Niang laughed when she heard this, then nodded.

Zhang Yue, carrying a sheep horn lantern in his hand, came to the man who was Dazhiluo and bought several kota?

The so-called burnt? In fact, it is sugar-fried fruit, or rather, it is ‘fried dumplings’.

?Often it contains stuffing.

The maids behind Seventeenth Lady were also divided into different parts. The two maids both smiled and bent their knees and said, "Thank you, my husband."

Shiqi Niang ate one, wrapped the remaining towel and handed it to Zhang Yue to wipe off the grease from his mouth.

He also ordered the maid to take out a bamboo tube and give it to the two of them to clean their hands.

Zhang Yueshen sighed that the girl's heart was so delicate.

Seventeenth lady looked up at the sky, but saw the bright moon gradually sinking.
Chapter completed!
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