Chapter 491: Don't call me Langjun, you monster(1/2)
Plop!
A big carp that was more than three feet long with a single horn on its head and a small waterproof camera tied to the single horn jumped out of the air. Its golden scales shone in the light, and it rolled in the air.
After the circle, we plunged into the Xiangjiang River.
"Little carp..."
Kong Qing stood on the bank of the Xiangjiang River with the little kitten on his shoulders, looking down at the carp swimming happily in the water with a serious look on his face.
"What Pindao asked you to do is very important. You must not slack off. Did you know that?"
The big carp stuck out its head from the river and nodded towards Kong Qing.
"Whoa!"
Hearing Carp's voice, Kong Qing turned his head and looked at the little kitten on his shoulder. He saw the kitten lazily waving its paws and making a sucking sound.
"Ouch!"
"He said he would definitely complete the mission! Well..."
Kong Qing nodded, then looked at the carp, a hesitant look flashed across his face, and gave another warning.
"But your kid's life is also very important. You should be alive when you enter the Xiangjiang Water Palace. If anything goes wrong, quickly activate the talisman that Pindao gave you. Pindao doesn't want to use a child laborer and end up using it to death!
"
After Kong Qing finished speaking, the carp shook its body.
"Whoa!"
This time, without waiting for Kong Qing's prompting, the little cat took the initiative to translate for Kong Qing.
"Ouch!"
"You said you knew something..."
Kong Qing nodded and waved to the carp.
"As long as you know it, then go ahead!"
The big golden carp nodded towards Kong Qing again, then plunged into the water, shaking its head and wagging its tail as it swam into the Xiangjiang River.
After watching the big golden carp leave, Kong Qing silently reached out his hand, took off a certain little milk cat from his shoulder, and raised it to his eyes, so that the little milk cat and his eyes met.
"Little guy, are you sure you're not looking for this carp just to have it run errands and do these chores for you?"
The little milk cat had a cute face, and its two big watery eyes blinked innocently at Kong Qing.
"Ouch!"
"You say no? But why does Pindao feel that something is wrong even after thinking about it?
I remember when Pindao and you were dependent on each other, you did some work such as sneaking behind enemy lines and poisoning. Then you caught a bunch of moving hamsters and asked Pindao to take them in. As a result, you are now doing this kind of sneaking into enemy lines for reconnaissance.
Everything has been done by moving hamsters."
Kong Qing brought the little milk cat closer to his face, as if he planned to overwhelm it with its momentum.
"When Pindao started to ask you to investigate the situation in the water and visit some water houses or rivers, you, the little guy, started to take care of your fellow tribesmen and took in the carp. Now you are not the one to dive into the water to investigate.
Done……"
Kong Qing's eyes widened and he stared at the little kitten.
"Tell me! Little guy, it's a lie that you take care of your kin, but it's true that you want to be lazy, right?"
The little milk cat blinked its big eyes cutely and fluttered towards Kong Qing very cutely.
"Ouch! Ouch!"
"What, you said these are all coincidences..."
Kong Qing narrowed his eyes.
"Why does Pindao not believe it so much?"
The little cat poked its head out and rubbed Kong Qing's face with its fluffy little head.
"Ouch! Ouch!"
"Even if you say so, Pindao still feels..."
Before Kong Qing could finish what he said, he saw the little milk cat reaching over his head again and starting to rub his face. While rubbing it, he was still purring.
After rubbing it for a few times, a helpless look finally appeared on Kong Qing's face. He put the little milk cat back on his shoulder again and gently tapped the little milk cat's head with his finger.
"Okay, Pindao knows it's a coincidence, that's fine!"
After hearing Kong Qing's words, the little milk cat immediately raised its head high with an expression of victory on its face.
Hum!
Sure enough, he is a stupid human being. As long as he uses some tricks, he will obey!
The little cat stood proudly on Kong Qing's shoulder, stretched out its little paws and patted Kong Qing's face, and made a cute sound in its mouth.
"Ouch!"
"You say we should go back now? No, no..."
Kong Qing answered the little cat casually, waved his hand, and a man wearing a scholar's uniform appeared out of thin air and fell to the ground.
"We still have things to deal with!"
"oops……"
The man who was thrown to the ground groaned and woke up. I don't know if it was because he had been confused by the illusion for too long. Even after he woke up, he still had a confused look in his eyes.
"Where is this?"
Kong Qing did not answer his words, but waved his sleeves again.
Whoosh!
Another woman wearing a Jingchai sarong fell from the air and hit the man directly.
"ah……"
The man was startled at first and subconsciously pushed the woman out.
"Ah...wife!"
When the woman fell to the ground, the man discovered the other person's identity. He immediately rushed over and held the woman in his arms.
"Madam, madam, how are you?"
"Mr. Lang..."
Under the man's call, the woman seemed to wake up slowly, and he looked around with a confused look on his face.
"Where is this?"
"This is the intersection of Huangquan..."
Kong Qing, who was standing beside them, reached back and slowly pulled out the Ancient Chen Sword, ran his hand over the sharp ridge of the ancient sword, and answered casually.
"Two couples, it's time to hit the road!"
"ah!"
After hearing Kong Qing's words, the man and woman seemed to have just discovered him holding a sharp knife. Then they exclaimed like two ordinary people and curled up into a ball.
"Your Majesty, please spare our lives. We are descendants of a good family and have no money..."
"I really hope that you can still be the sons of good families you once were!"
After hearing what the man and woman said, Kong Qing sighed silently.
"What a pity. One wrong step will lead to catastrophe. If you two have never eaten people, I might as well spare your lives like Magistrate Wang's wife. But some things are impossible!"
"eat human……"
After hearing what Kong Qing said, the man looked frightened and shook his head desperately.
"I have never eaten anyone!"
"hehe……."
Kong Qing looked down at the man and woman, waved the long sword in his hand, and let out a chuckle.
"I have never eaten a human being, so I would like to ask you, did you and your wife kill a sheep at home two days ago? And then ate it?"
"yes!"
The man nodded, looking confused.
"So what? Is it wrong to kill a sheep?"
"The thing you killed was a 'two-legged sheep'. In fact, he was a fisherman on the Xiangjiang River, his surname was Ren..."
As he spoke, Kong Qing looked at the woman curled up in the man's arms.
"What I said is not wrong, Mrs. She 113!"
To be continued...