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Chapter 952 Going Home (7000 words)(1/3)

When the people heard that it was poisonous, they were already frightened and would not buy it.

Listening to the argument between the two parties, I didn't know who was real and who was fake, but for the sake of their own lives, no one dared to touch it, so they all called the two fishmongers to refund their money.

But there is no way someone can refund the money. Isn’t it stupid to take out the money when it’s already in your pocket?

Two fishmongers tried to drive them away, but they were surrounded by a group of people who shouted at them to return their money. They were unable to move and could only comfort and scold them.

"They are just coming from other stalls to cause trouble. You two boys, get out of here right away, or else you will have to walk around without food."

"This is a salmon. It took us two brothers a lot of effort to catch it. These two are just jealous. What do outsiders know?"

"That's it, don't listen to their lies..."

Ye Yaodong stood there, folding his hands on his chest, and said slowly and honestly.

"Actually, this fish is also delicious. The texture and taste are so good that you still want to eat it. It just depends on whether your intestines can handle it."

"Most people start spraying oil within a few dozen minutes to a day after eating oily fish, and it will gradually stop after about two days. However, this experience is also related to the person's constitution. Some people don't feel anything, and the gastrointestinal

People who are sensitive and fragile may spray oil for four or five days."

"You can imagine, after you calmly enjoy a plate of oily fish, you feel a warm feeling in your stomach. You thought it was just an ordinary fart, but in the end what came out was a pile of yellowish-brown stuff.

fish oil."

When the crowd heard that what he said was true, they believed it a little more. Those who had already given money dragged the two fishmongers to force them to pay back the money.

"Fuck you, we are salmon, you are blind."

"It's just oily fish! I've eaten it before, and it took two days to spray it clean, and more than a dozen pairs of shorts were ruined."

Ye Yaodong also added: "The flesh of salmon is light pink when cut, and it is usually used to pretend to be salmon. The flesh of this kind of oily fish is white when cut into pieces. If it is whole, it looks very similar to salmon.

Yes, but if it is cut open, it is usually used to pretend to be cod. You can take a piece of fish and see if it is what I said."

Someone actually picked the fish flesh and said, "It's really white."

The fishmonger said eagerly: "A lot of fish meat is white. This doesn't mean anything. No one has ever seen what color salmon meat is. Why don't you just rely on his mouth? He is a very evil person, and he just doesn't want to

If you let others do business, don’t trust them.”

Another fishmonger also echoed, "Well, the flesh of ordinary fish is white. What's there to say?"

Ye Yaodong shrugged, "I didn't mean to ruin your business. I just came here to watch the excitement. I just chatted with my friends about oil fish in our own dialect. Who knew you would become guilty and anxious after hearing this."

Aguang also said: "We just said a few words about Youyu. If you are not guilty of thief, why are you so anxious to retort? Then you scolded us and we chatted about our lives. Did you point at your stall and say that you sell fakes in the first place?

.”

"You feel guilty. After being poked accidentally, of course you have to jump."

The two sang in harmony, making the two fishmongers so angry that their faces turned green.

The people also became more convinced that, as they said, it was the two fishmongers who attacked first.

"Refund the money, return the money quickly, I don't want it anymore..."

"I don't want it anymore, give me the money back."

"You two evil fish traders, in order to make money, sell fake products..."

"It's so unethical, so bad..."

"Don't buy their fish. If you eat this fish, oil will come out of your butthole..."

"Yes, don't buy it. They are defrauding us people of our hard-earned money..."

Ye Yaodong saw two fishmongers being harassed by the crowd to return their money, and some people threw vegetable leaves at them. He immediately grabbed Aguang and ran away.

If you don’t leave now, wait until later.

If it's a little later, when the two of them free their hands, they will be the ones who get beaten.

More and more people were attracted by the fish stall in front of them. The two of them ran in the opposite direction smoothly without anyone stopping them.

Father Ye and Father Pei were also attracted by the movement here. They walked up to them, raised their toes, pointed in the distance and asked: "What's going on there? What happened? Why are there so many people around?"

There seems to be a quarrel there?"

"Someone is selling fake fish as inferior quality."

"Ah? What kind of fake fish are you selling?" Father Ye was surprised.

"Someone is selling oily fish there as salmon."

“What kind of fish is salmon?”

"It's a deep-sea fish." Father Pei said.

Father Ye looked into the distance and said, "Isn't this nonsense? I ate too much oily fish and even farted out the oil."

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't eat too much. The fish is also delicious."

If you consume no more than 200 grams, it is usually fine. If you consume more than 1 kilogram, you will probably gradually expel 200 grams of oil.

"Nonsense, that fish will spray oil after eating it."

A Guang suddenly said, "What will happen if I eat enoki mushrooms at the same time?"

Ye Yaodong: "..."

Add some chili pepper, and it becomes the red oil enoki mushroom, right?

He is a thinker!

"If I catch an oily fish another day, I will send it to you. You want to try it?"

"Tch~ You can keep it and try it yourself. Come on, run away quickly, otherwise we will all have to explain here when others are free."

"Let's go, let's go quickly." Ye Yaodong also became anxious. He came to watch the excitement, not to be beaten.

"Why do you have to explain what you two did here when they freed up your hands?" Father Ye and the others were dragged away by the two men, and they were all a little confused.

"Because Dongzi exposed all their old stories, causing them to be thrown away by the people."

"That's nonsense, you're obviously calling yourself an oily fish."

"You were the first to say it was an oily fish, but I didn't even recognize it."

"Then I'm telling you too, not as loudly as you."

"Yes, you said that."

Father Pei looked back while running, and quickly urged them, "Stop arguing and get on the tractor. I see that the flashlight over there keeps flashing around, and the crowd has dispersed..."

The others also quickly looked back and then quickly got on the tractor.

Uncle Zhou has been standing next to the tractor and dared not leave. He was afraid that if someone was not watching and something happened to the vehicle, he would not go anywhere. Seeing them running back in a hurry, he thought something had happened, but there was no one behind him.

Chase.

"Let's go, Uncle Zhou, drive quickly, go back to the guest house, pick up your luggage, and let's go home."

"You haven't gone home for a while yet?"

"It's almost there. Just come over and take a look. I'm not buying anything anyway."

"Oh, well, then it's almost daybreak when we go back and pick up our luggage."

"Yes, let's go quickly."

I don’t know what kind of gods those two fishmongers are, but it’s best to leave this place of trouble as soon as possible.

The world is so big. Next time I come back, I probably won’t know anyone. Anyway, he was standing behind in the dark just now, so he probably couldn’t see that clearly.

The tractor started moving and walked back along the way it came. It was getting light and the road could be seen clearly.

By the time they came out of the guest house, it was already completely bright, and there were many passers-by walking on the road. There were also many vendors riding bicycles selling steamed buns and buns, and there were also many small stalls set up on the roadside.

Having already left the farmer's market, they were not in a hurry to go back, so they found a stall on the roadside and planned to have breakfast before leaving.

Two big meat buns, a fried dough stick, and a bowl of soup.

Ye Yaodong was extremely satisfied with his meal. It had been more than two years since he traveled back in time. This was the first time he had breakfast outside. At home, it was either rice porridge or porridge. The difference was what was mixed with the porridge.

"The city is still lively. It's just dawn and there are already people on the road."

"There's a lot to eat. Look at this early in the morning, food is being sold everywhere."

"Before the 1980s, how would you dare to openly sell things to make money like this? If you did sell things, you would wrap yourself up tightly and do it secretly."

"Haha, it is getting better year by year, and I will definitely not go back."

Others nodded in agreement.

"Boss, give me ten more meat buns!"

"Why did you buy so many?"

"I'll take it with me for lunch on the road. Although there are still a dozen eggs, I'm already scared of eating them. Two buns per person is enough to fill my stomach at noon. Anyway, I'll have food when I get home."

"That's okay too."

Ye Yaodong paid for breakfast and took the ten meat buns wrapped in newspapers before everyone returned to the car.
To be continued...
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