Chapter 159 Lord Marquis(1/2)
"Hahahahahahaha!"
"What kind of style is this? It makes me laugh to death!"
"Are you trying to laugh me to death and inherit my Kunpeng Video membership?"
"Is it okay to just type in the frost and fire effects?"
"Nah, squirt!"
"What the hell is the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire? Why are you so sentimental? I'm still a child and I don't understand it at all!"
"Is my life full of regrets?"
"I remember running under the sunset that day?"
"The lines were written by Hou Yehou?"
"Hahahahaha, this is too unserious. Is this still a rush to write "The Nightless Hou"?"
“Really low cost!”
"Why do I want to laugh the more perfunctorily they perform?"
"No wonder the cost is so low. How much does it cost to have such a funny result?"
Just over a minute.
The audience has changed their view of this drama!
And the main film has just begun here.
Wang Dachui walked on the road, "Now that the enemy has been defeated, can I rescue the princess?"
"No!"
At this time, another villain jumped out, "You still have to defeat me!"
The audience was dumbfounded.
Because this villain was the guy who received the box lunch just now, Wang Dachui also recognized it and said in confusion: "Didn't I defeat you just now?"
Villain: "Do you think that person just now was me?"
Wang Dachui: "It's totally you. I just changed my clothes!"
The villain put his hands on his hips and laughed, then said: "That's right."
Wang Dachui: "You are shameless enough to admit it. This crew is too poor. Would you die if you changed the actor?"
The audience laughed wildly again.
The outside world has been scolding Kunpeng's drama for being shoddy and being reluctant to spend money. As a result, the crew is also scolding it with netizens, making all kinds of self-deprecation!
Villain: "Come on, let's show off!"
The audience is thinking:
Is there going to be a real fight now?
However, the next scene made everyone laugh until their balls hurt!
The picture turned into two stick figures fighting. One stick figure had the word "Wang Dahammer" on his head, and the other stick figure had the word "enemy" written on his head.
There are also words on it.
King Sledgehammer used his unique skills, and enemies were dealt with with the flaming diamond fist. The music was very exciting, and the fights and other events were all explained by text. The crew couldn't wait to let the audience figure it out!
"Funds explode!"
The barrage was all about these four words. Many people's hands were shaking when typing. They were really laughing to death from this drama.
At the end of the stickman screen.
The villain has fallen again, and his lines are exactly the same as before, "He is worthy of being the successor of Nine Sun Divine Fist..."
Wang Dachui: "What just happened?"
The villain said to himself: "I have no regrets in my life..."
Wang Dachui: “I didn’t do anything!”
The villain continued to talk to himself: "I think of running under the sunset that day..."
In the lens of memories.
Silhouette of villain running in the wild.
Villain: "That's my lost youth!"
finally!
The decisive battle is coming!
Wang Dachui's mood showed no fluctuation: "The princess is about to be rescued, why are you not looking forward to it at all?"
He walked to a meadow.
There is a huge perfunctory special effect in front, with the words "Flaming Mountain" written on it.
There was a villain standing on top of the Flame Mountain, and it turned out to be another guy who had died twice before.
Wang Dachui was expressionless: "Can the special effects be any worse? There is no sense of immersion at all! And the guy standing on the castle is the guy I defeated twice in a row, right? Wasn't it painted by the same makeup artist?
The style is completely different!”
Special effects above the mountain.
The villain looked at Wang Dachui and smiled evilly, "Young man, you are finally here. The princess is locked up in this... tsk... this, this, this, this, this, this, this."
Ya forgot the words again!
Wang Dachui was helpless, "How many times have you recited it and still can't remember the lines?"
The villain simply skipped a line: "You have to step over my corpse! Boy, I want to fight you to the death!"
Music starts.
Wang Dachui's expression changed, "As expected of the ultimate devil, even the special effects have become exquisite!"
The villain has a pair of black wings on his back.
Plastic material.
But it is indeed much better than before.
Wang Dachui: "Finally it looks like a decisive battle!"
Will we really fight this time?
The audience watched with wide eyes.
Then the villain slipped and fell down the mountain.
audience:"……"
Wang Dachui: "..."
The villain began to leave his last words: "I have no regrets in my life..."
Wang Dachui: "Wuhui, your sister! She obviously fell to her death by herself!"
The villain said to himself: "I think of running under the sunset that day. That was my lost youth..."
Another gasp.
The big devil also died.
The screen changed for a while.
Wang Dachui's dull face.
"My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I still rescued the princess even though I didn't want to save her at all."
He turned around and looked.
The princess is also played by the previous villain. I am a boy. Can I still play the princess?
Wang Dachui: "Sure enough, he is still the same guy..."
Princess: "You saved me, I will have a bridal chamber with you today, I want a bridal chamber, a bridal chamber, a bridal chamber, I want it, I want it!"
Wang Dachui took out his toy sword and wiped his neck.
committed suicide.
The princess hugged him and said, "Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?"
Voiceover.
Wang Dachui's voice said, "Haha, I never want to work with such a poor crew again."
End of episode one.
Following are some tidbits.
To be continued...