Chapter 167 Popular in the playground(1/2)
It’s the 2nd of the day.
The winter vacation for Lin Zhibai's sophomore year has begun.
After returning home, Lin Zhibai was woken up by a familiar song early in the morning.
It turned out to be "Song of Throwing Onions".
Lin Xi was too lazy to get out of the bedroom, so she directly addressed her mother in the family group: "Mom, please stop playing "Song of Green Onion". All I can think about now is Stinging Gundo, Baling Gunding."
It’s like this, even though you can’t understand the lyrics, you can almost sing it!”
Immediately afterwards.
My brother also protested in the group: "Lower your voice, Mom!"
Dad said in the group: "What do you mean? Your mother always plays this song before going to bed. This song is what I dream about."
Xiaohei: "..."
Mom: “My son’s song is great!”
Lin Zhibai did not reply. He felt that he had opened a Pandora's box called "Divine Comedy".
This is just the beginning.
The world has only just witnessed the power of Divine Comedy.
And "Song of Onion Sweeping" is just the first-generation divine song. Lin Zhibai remembers that there were many divine songs in his previous life that were extremely demonic and brainwashing and were much more popular than this song. Or should they be released if there is a chance in the future?
By then everyone will understand:
In fact, "Song of Onion" is just like that in terms of demonic brainwashing.
…
As Lin Zhibai expected, everything has just begun.
Because of the recent vacation, Lin Zhibai wanted to exercise, so he went out for a run. He passed by a store door and saw several children's rocking strollers there.
You understood me correctly.
It's the kind of children's rocking car that would sing "Daddy's daddy is called grandpa" in his previous life.
And at this time.
Several children are sitting on a children's rocking car.
After the parents put in the coins, the rocking car started to shake, and the children had a great time playing, and the music inside was surprisingly "The Song of Scallions"!
"Gundin Arowa Baba Ling Gangding Gonding Arowa Baba Ling Gangding Gang Ling Gangding..."
This moment.
Lin Zhibai staggered and almost fell to the ground.
What the hell?
Is the Qinzhou rocking car so advanced with the times?
How long has it been since this song was released, and it has been included in the rocking car music package?
…
What Lin Zhibai didn't know was that this was just the tip of the iceberg. The reason why the Divine Comedy was a Divine Comedy was because of its demonic brainwashing characteristics, which made it very suitable to appear on some specific occasions.
Next few days.
The excitement comes one after another.
A toy store owned by a certain Shinhwa brand.
The latest arrival of a batch of small plastic toys for children.
As soon as you open it, the melody of "Song of Onions" will play, and the marquee will flash on and off.
also.
Like a music box or something.
Some also matched this song.
Even the music playing in the toy store is "The Onion Song"!
…
In an amusement park.
There are some items like carousels.
I saw tourists riding on the carousel, listening to the songs in their ears, and laughing from ear to ear.
"What is this song about?"
"Why can't you understand a word?"
"What song is this?"
"Lin Yiyi's song, written by Bai Di, is number one on the season charts this month. I feel like it's brainwashing!"
"Haha, that sounds good."
"I'll download it later. What's the song's name?"
"Song of Throwing Onions."
"Throw away onions? Where are the onions?"
…
A certain shopping mall.
Children's play area.
"Ah, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, push, push harder..."
"puff!"
"My son is a genius!"
"He can sing even the lyrics that I don't understand!"
"This song is good."
"The kids like it very much."
"It's so brainwashing."
"This song by Bai Di has brainwashed the children."
…
At first, everyone thought it was fresh and interesting, but as "The Onion Swing" completely swept through all major amusement parks, all rocking cars, many toy stores and even many shopping malls, things started to go wrong.
Online.
Netizens all went to the Baidi comment area to leave messages:
"Depend on!"
"Totally brainwashed!"
"Look what you did!"
“Brainwashing should start with babies?”
"Ma Dan, after listening to this song too many times, I become a two-dimensional person."
"Out of the circle!"
“I didn’t expect that a two-dimensional song could be so popular!”
"I declare that this will be Lin Yiyi's musical masterpiece from now on!"
"Is this the power of the Divine Comedy?"
"Impressed!"
"I'm already convinced!"
Although Lin Yiyi's songs often topped the season charts in the past, it was purely because her fans of the second dimension were die-hard and crazy. Her songs were only circulated in the circle of second-dimensional fans. Netizens who were not interested in the second dimension were not interested in it.
Naturally, I have no interest in Lin Yiyi's songs.
But this time it's different.
This time it is not just fans of Lin Yiyi and those two-dimensional enthusiasts who like "Song of Green Onion", there are even many ordinary passers-by who are very familiar with this song, are deeply impressed and even directly brainwashed.
in other words:
This song has completely gone out of the circle, directly breaking the dimensional wall, allowing Lin Yiyi to gain the attention of countless passers-by and netizens. Now everyone finally understands what the "Divine Comedy" is all about!
So far.
Bai Di was also named the "Grandmaster of Divine Comedy" by netizens, and the Qinzhou music scene was baptized by Divine Comedy for the first time!
To be continued...