Chapter 133 Dog man and woman(1/2)
Li Mu returned upstairs.
I cleaned the dishes on the table, then walked to the balcony and took out the clothes I threw in the morning from the washing machine.
Wait until he is done.
The time is only about eight o'clock in the morning.
After simply tidying up, Li Mu started a new week of work with official documents in hand.
Probably because he had a fulfilling week, Li Mu encountered two traffic jams on the way to the company, but still maintained a happy mood.
"Yo yo yo"
Just arrived at the company's underground garage.
Li Mu heard a series of strange noises and knew who it was without having to guess. Xu Jianhua, wearing a black suit, came from behind and said with certainty, "You are in love, don't deny it. With my experience of more than 40 years of living, and
Having been in love for more than ten or twenty times, I am sure you are in love, and your relationship will definitely develop to a certain extent in the past two days."
Li Mu's original good mood disappeared instantly.
Xu Jianhua, this old boy, is indeed not a happy existence.
"Didn't you wait half a month to get married?"
Li Mu asked curiously, "Why do you come to work so early and aren't you at home with your lovely wife?"
"Of course a man must put his career first"
Xu Jianhua puffed out his chest and looked serious.
But then, he breathed away and immediately became melancholy, first letting out a gentle and long sigh.
After pondering for a long time, he finally said, "I'm sick."
"Is there any cure?"
Li Mu frowned and asked.
"It is estimated that the best stage of treatment has been missed"
Xu Jianhua's expression was heavy and his tone was sad.
"Then make a will!"
Li Mu gave a reasonable suggestion.
As for sadness, Li Mu has no such emotion, because Xu Jianhua, an old boy, has been sick more than once.
In the few years since he came to the company.
Xu Jianhua gets sick every once in a while, and the onset of the disease is very clever, always within a few days after getting married.
And his disease is also very miraculous.
Belongs to post-marital anxiety disorder.
Before meeting Xu Jianhua, Li Mu always thought that only pre-marital anxiety existed. After meeting him, he learned that in addition to pre-marital anxiety, there is also the term post-marital anxiety.
What is post-marital anxiety disorder?
Li Mu didn’t understand it before.
However, as he got acquainted with Xu Jianhua, he gradually gained a preliminary understanding of this disease.
Simply put.
That is, before a man marries the woman he loves, he has been pursuing it with infinite energy. After getting married, all the energy disappears immediately, and the whole person becomes sluggish as if he has lost his fighting spirit, so he starts to become anxious and falls into a trap.
In an endless loop of "Why should I get married? What does marriage bring to a man?"
This disease.
Most men can’t get it.
It is a standard disease for an old boy like Xu Jianhua.
The cure is simple.
As long as he finds another new target, he will be cured immediately without any medicine.
"Get out"
Xu Jianhua laughed and cursed, then let out a long sigh and said with emotion, "I am really not suitable for marriage. If I didn't get married, I might still be a good man all the time. Even if the woman I like gets married, I will only occasionally applaud her."
Chance, I will love her forever, but why do they insist on marrying me!? Why can’t I have a pure love!?"
Two "Why?"
It seems to be Xu Jianhua’s cry for his misfortune.
Li Mu was speechless.
In addition to being a scumbag, this old boy is also extremely twisted and perverted inside.
What he calls pure love is exactly a triangle relationship.
Him.
and her.
She and him.
"Don't go!"
Xu Jianhua quickly caught up with Li Mu and said, "I'm telling the truth. To truly love someone, you don't need to be together."
"You should go see a doctor"
Li Mu replied.
Entering the elevator, Xu Jianhua was just about to give another post-wedding speech, and then his eyes lit up, as if he had discovered something that moved his heart.
So he squeezed to Li Mu's side.
Pretending to cough twice, he reached out and patted the back of a woman in short women's clothing in front of him, and asked, "Beauty, we actually work in the same building. What a coincidence. By the way, my name is Xu Jianhua. I didn't know you yet."
What's it called?"
Li Mu stayed a little away from Xu Jianhua.
He cannot afford to lose this person.
However, he had to admire Xu Jianhua's courage. This old boy has a strong subjective will and is an activist. Once he has a goal, he will immediately put it into action.
One more thing.
Xu Jianhua is also very skillful in the way he picks up conversations.
It was obviously the first time he saw her, but he just skipped a step of getting acquainted and went on to the next round of familiarity.
"And you are dressed very beautifully today. You can tell that you have been carefully dressed up. It happens that a friend of mine owns a women's clothing store in the west gate. If you are free after get off work, we might as well go there together. The price will definitely be the best for you. ”
This moment.
Several other people in the elevator also looked over.
Facing the gazes of others, Xu Jianhua's expression did not change at all, as if he had been carefully fired in a boiler and could withstand repeated hardships.
Just at the moment when the woman turned her head.
Xu Jianhua no longer looked calm and calm as before, and his face changed instantly.
"I'm sorry, it's me who's being mean.
Withdrawing his hand, Xu Jianhua quickly apologized.
"How strong?"
Got out of the elevator.
Hu Li, who was wearing a short women's business attire, turned to look at him and said, "Should you buy it yourself and give it to me, or should we go for a walk together after get off work?"
"I"
Even though he was usually eloquent and eloquent, at this moment, he was speechless.
Xu Jianhua quickly looked at Li Mu.
There was a strong look of pleading in his eyes, and a broken cell phone cost him more than ten thousand, just because he said a few bad words behind his back.
What about today!?
He went out without taking medicine and became blind, but he actually took the initiative to bring it to Hu Li.
This moment.
Xu Jianhua wanted to chop off his own hand.
Why should we strike up a conversation if you have nothing to do!?
Don’t you know that you are unlucky and may encounter hungry ghosts easily?
"This intensity should be enough to make it free"
To be continued...