Chapter 405: Retribution Begins
Li Mu didn’t know whether Yu Yu would be afraid, but as a man, Li Mu was immune to cockroaches and other three creatures.
It’s not that I’m afraid of toads and snakes, at best I don’t like them very much.
When encountering non-venomous snakes, Li Mu can handle them with his bare hands. He did this when he was a child.
But mice are different.
That black little thing will not only run around, but if it is attacked in a closed room, it will also rush towards people.
Li Mu has had the experience of being frightened by rats.
Mainly because it happened so suddenly. The moment he pushed the door open, a huge mouse was also frightened, so it quickly ran out from his instep.
Fortunately.
Not one bite.
However, Xu Jianhua only proposed to Yu Yu for the time being, "If you don't teach according to my requirements, I will use this move."
It's obvious.
Xu Jianhua, an old boy, was also worried that he would be completely killed by Yu Yu in a rage, so he said hello in advance to avoid any misfortune.
"She agreed?!"
Li Mu said doubtfully.
"Disagree"
The arrogance on Xu Jianhua's face disappeared instantly, like a deflated rubber ball, and he said in frustration, "She said that if I really did this, she would catch a live mouse and stuff it into my mouth."
"Fuck"
Li Mu was stunned.
This is more exciting than a circus performance. It is estimated that when Yu Yusai held a live broadcast before, there must be viewers willing to give gifts. Aren’t there those kinds of gifts called carnivals now? The carnival screen will definitely be full by then.
Celebrating Lao Xu swallowing a big rat alive.
But this kind of thing can only be heard as a joke.
No matter how brave Yu Yu is, if she really puts a live mouse into Xu Jianhua's mouth, the vitality and tenacious vitality of the mouse are enough to drill through a person's stomach. By then, severe stomach bleeding will be a trivial matter.
Xu Jianhua was sent to the crematorium.
"I have never seen such a woman"
Xu Jianhua rubbed his head and said, "Actually, I have other moves to deal with her, but I'm a little worried that once I use my special move, she will pull out the Heavenly Sword and hack me to death."
"Tell me and listen"
Li Mu asked with a smile.
"Haha"
Xu Jianhua waved to Li Mu, and then whispered something.
Li Mu suddenly felt sick.
He finally figured it out. Xu Jianhua really had no bottom line. He could even come up with such bad ideas. He actually wanted to put landmines in Yu Yu's cosmetics.
But this also proves that Xu Jianhua, who has lived for half his life, has encountered a tough idea for the first time.
The day passes quickly.
When it was time to get off work, Li Mu drove to school to pick up his wife and children as usual.
Xu Jianhua really hoped that his two sisters, Ziyun and Ziyun, could learn some self-defense skills from Yu Yu, so this Saturday morning, after having breakfast with his two children, he drove them to Yu Yu's house to practice.
In the early morning, Ningyang City was dyed golden by the sunshine.
There is also a ray of freshness in the air.
Xu Jianhua moved a block and sat under the eaves of Yu Yu's yard. Several children in front of him were practicing hitting. While practicing, they made "hum hum ha ha he" sounds, a bit like the plot of martial arts training on TV.
Yu Yu's daughter Han Hui was also at home today. This girl was probably influenced by Yu Yu, and she should also be able to learn martial arts. When she saw a child moving irregularly, she went up to give guidance and then demonstrated it again.
"Mom"
After instructing a child, Han Hui walked to Yu Yu who was staring at several children, glanced at Xu Jianhua, and whispered, "I heard from Ziyun that the two sisters were adopted by Xu Jianhua. I can't tell that."
The scoundrel is quite caring. Mom, Ziyun also said that Xu Jianhua is single now, otherwise..."
"Stop it"
Yu Yu was a little angry and said, "Don't want to marry your mother just because you see a single man."
"Hey hey"
Han Hui chuckled lightly and said, "It's going to rain, so I have to get married! You can't always be alone. If you meet the right one, you can try to get along with her."
"..."
Yu Yu was too lazy to discuss this matter with his daughter.
Daughters from other families don’t want their mother to find a stepfather for them, but her daughter has a different idea and always hopes that her mother will find a home.
"Mom"
Han Hui pouted in the direction of Xu Jianhua and said, "I think this guy is pretty good-looking, and he is not much different in age from you. He can definitely talk to you. Although his conduct is not very good, this problem is not big.
, it will be fine if you take care of it when the time comes, just like my dad and Uncle Qian, they had some problems at first, but in the end they were repaired properly by you."
Following the direction of his daughter's pout, Yu Yu also looked towards Xu Jianhua.
At this moment, Xu Jianhua, who was lowering his head and playing with a pot of pansies raised by Yu Yu, felt an inexplicable chill in his body.
Then.
Xu Jianhua lamented in his heart.
He felt that he was really old. It was not October yet, but he felt cold.
"Time is not forgiving!"
Xu Jianhua murmured.
He used to be dissatisfied with his age, but now he can't stand it anymore. Even though he was wearing a coat, his back still felt chilly.
"This guy is not a good guy"
Yu Yu looks down on Xu Jianhua a little. This is not because she dislikes Xu Jianhua's appearance, but because Xu Jianhua's character is what she despises.
"Then clean up a few more meals"
Han Hui smiled and came up with an idea and said, "Mom, listen to me. Try to get along for a while first. If it suits you, we can talk about it. If it doesn't suit, we can push you away. You are over forty, and you can still be single all your life."
"Xiaohui"
Seeing that his daughter had been trying to match him up with Xu Jianhua, Yu Yu couldn't help but smile bitterly for a moment, saying, "How can you see that the two sisters are beautiful and just want them to be your sisters? Even if you have this idea, you can't be
Mom pushed it into the fire pit. A few days ago, this old guy Xu Jianhua threatened me with cockroaches and mice to be gentle when teaching the two girls. For a person like him, let alone getting along with him, I get annoyed just by seeing him."
"What are you looking at me for!?"
Noticing that Yu Yu kept looking at him, Xu Jianhua said unhappily, "You damn woman"
"I'm warning you, if you dare to pick one, I will pull your finger off"
Yu Yu snorted coldly.
"..."
Xu Jianhua was stunned for a moment, and then he took back his hand that had been placed on the pansy without leaving any trace.
"Look!"
Han Hui smiled and said, "Listen to your words, Mom. It's up to you to flatten and round him according to your own wishes."
"Haha"
Yu Yu was in a good mood after being told by her daughter.
This was not because she agreed to get along with Xu Jianhua, but mainly because her daughter praised her for her ability. After correcting a child's punching posture, Yu Yu saw Xu Jianhua holding his cheeks with his hands and watching the two sisters practice boxing with a smile. She suddenly felt very unhappy.
Okay, as if she remembered something, she walked into the room with a smile, and then brought out a small cage. In order to maintain a sense of mystery, she deliberately covered it with a layer of cloth.
"Look"
Yu Yu handed the cage to Xu Jianhua, indicating that he could open it.
"What!?"
Xu Jianhua looked at the cage in his hand and asked, "What kind of bird do you have? Why can't you hear the cry?"
While talking.
Xu Jianhua opened it.
"I'm your mother"
Look at this.
Almost frightening Xu Jianhua's three souls and six souls out of his body, he quickly threw the cage out of his hand with a look of shock on his face.
When the cage hits the ground.
A huge black mouse made a panicked sound. Xu Jianhua pointed at Yu Yu, who was looking up and laughing, and said angrily, "You lunatic, can anyone play like this!?"
"Sorry"
Yu Yu smiled and said, "I heard a few days ago that you were going to give this to me as a gift. I thought you liked it, so I grabbed it and left it for you last night. How about it!? Do you like it raw or fried?"
?If you don’t like it, I still have seven or eight little mice with no eyes open. They should be the newborns of this mouse, and they can be your three-star meal."
Xu Jianhua stepped back with a look of horror.
He figured it out.
When this woman said she stuffed a live mouse into his mouth, she really wasn't just talking about it.
Chapter completed!