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007. The common denominator of Tang monk Zhao Yun and three fat people

Lu Xiao looked around at the task panel, but he didn't see any useful information from it. Its degree of ambiguity is comparable to the composition questions of the Chinese exam.

"This task...to put it bluntly, just honestly push the plot and don't do anything casually..."

"What is this? Is it a training brush machine?"

Looking at the magic mirror hanging on the branches and basking in the sun comfortably, Lu Xiao felt that this task panel seemed to be a little late.

There is no way. When I entered the copy yesterday, I had not yet passed the excitement. I was just studying plug-ins and did not give the so-called copy that was familiar with this story. When I remembered to take a look, the matter was already done and I couldn't even regret it.

And to be honest, even if you read Lu Xiao’s personality, you may not be able to cause trouble.

Last night, Lu Xiao successfully escaped from the castle area after knocking on two soldiers from the city gate. He ran all the way until he couldn't run, and then found a lesson on the short tree with flourishing branches and leaves, climbed up and took a nap under the leaves for a while.

I was woken up by a hardworking bird early in the morning. Out of the habit of getting up early and pressing the alarm clock to play with my phone, I remembered to look at something I didn’t have time to study last night.

"It seems that I guessed it well. I didn't even get a barrage of the garbage time like running and sleeping. This is just that the function is not very humane, and I don't say a prompt during the live broadcast. It's difficult to grasp the standard."

As soon as Lu Xiao finished speaking, Hud in his sight shook slightly, and then a small light popped up next to the play button in the lower left corner.

This icon is very familiar with Lu Xiao. The live broadcast status indicator light will flash a little red light after the broadcast, prompting you to be careful and not to miss it.

"Damn!" Lu Xiao was shocked and almost fell from the tree.

Then……

"It would be great if there was a Free Gundam at this time."

No movement.

"Actually, there is a belt that can be done with Aguru transformed."

Still no movement.

"Then let's have a KFC family bucket, just as breakfast is not yet settled."

Quiet.

"Give me strength, I am Himan!"

"My destiny is up to me, not to God!"

"The power of the bear!"

"Burn, the small universe!"

"I'll make up the head!"

“…”

"Gunara's Dark God, Alasu-Horahu Dark Demon transformed!"

The forest exudes an awkward silence, and the birds stop chirping.

"Look, I just said that I can't sleep on the tree, the child is so cold, aren't he?"

The sound of the magic mirror came, and Lu Xiao turned his head a little unwillingly and saw a big face full of disgust on the mirror staring at him.

"You don't understand..."

The dream of expressing the Dharma became a bubble. Lu Xiao, who found that he was not a "second generation of gods", was a little depressed. He jumped off the tree with a carp, and the result...

One of them failed to stand firmly and fell into a big party.

Quickly retreat for 5 seconds, and this time I honestly climbed down the tree trunk.

The Magic Mirror naturally didn't know what had just happened. He lost a good opportunity to complain wildly, but just asked curiously, "Why are you doing?"

"Look for water, wash your face, and want to eat."

I used a rope to tie two knots on the left and right hands of the magic mirror. When I stretched my arms up, the mirror was naturally carried on my back.

I didn't even wash my face and I carried a backpack and went out...

Lu Xiao felt that he had found the feeling of oversleeping on weekdays again.

…………

Follow the sound and the traces left by the beasts to the low ground, and it is not difficult to find the source of water.

Lu Xiao squatted by the stream, scooped the stream water and took a sip, washed his face happily, felt his empty stomach, and then sucked the stream water and poured it hard.

"Oh... what weird setting is this, and you're still hungry? I bet that there are definitely many people who starve to death in the dungeon!"

Lu Xiao was a little unhappy with his low blood sugar. Not everyone has the talent of Bei Ye, and he can find protein wherever he goes.

After thinking about it, he decided to ask the local snake of Magic Mirror.

"Look, you don't tell me where Snow White is, so let's just go to another country for a meal. Anyway, your country is only the size of a county town, and it won't take long to go there."

"I...I don't know much about other kingdoms." The mirror was a little embarrassed, and even the big face was left with the back of the head.

"I don't think you and the queen are dealing with each other much, so you haven't considered changing jobs?"

"I am a noble mirror who has trained in table etiquette."

"What's the joke again, boss?" Lu Xiao was confused, not meeting the mirror's brain circuit.

Fortunately, the Magic Mirror is not a person who can hold back his words, so he will give an answer soon.

"Never eat what is in the bowl, but look at what is in the pot."

"Bad!"

"Okay, it's actually not enough magic."

"It's still like a personal word."

Lu Xiao was quite satisfied with this answer and even forgot about being hungry.

"By the way, I said to the mirror, look at my appearance, who can you rank in the top spot in yours?"

“…”

"Do you have to think about it for so long?"

“…”

"Hey! If you pretend to be dead, don't blame me for throwing it into the river!" Lu Xiao was angry and acted as he acted.

"Young people should not be so impatient. Don't I think about how to say it can explain the problem without hurting your self-esteem?"

"I think if you really think so, then you can't say this."

"Give you an example, if Snow White is the sun in the sky and the queen is the moon, then you are..."

As he said that, an image of the towering castle appeared on the mirror.

"Castle? That's not bad, either?"

"Oh, the perspective is wrong." The magic mirror said, and the picture quickly approached and gave a close-up.

"This, wall tiles."

"I... am I that bad..." Lu Xiao was speechless.

"That's not the case. Your appearance is just too ordinary. It's so ordinary that you can't find it in the crowd of shame. You can't even rank a ranking or something. Look at that one, it's different."

Lu Xiao was stunned when he heard this. He looked up and saw a young man with a high-headed white horse, wearing a noble silk shirt, neat hairstyle, and high-necked eyes and nose, slowly galloping towards them.

"Meow, I hate the little white face."

Just after being despised by the mirror, Lu Xiao’s favorability towards handsome guys has been permanently solidified -50 points.

"Hey? The guy riding a white horse? This guy has hair, definitely not Tang Monk, doesn't have armored spear, and doesn't have Zhao Yun. His figure is even more impossible for him to be a three-fat...so..."

"Ding Dong--"

The live broadcast lights suddenly lit up, and the red lights flashed, urging someone to get into the state.

“Showtime!”

Recognizing the other party's identity, Lu Xiao's face, which was a little impatient, instantly changed into a warm smile and greeted him.
Chapter completed!
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