Chapter 237 The Scumbag Theory(1/2)
His appearance, body shape, and temperament seem to be aesthetically oriented, and no matter where he looks, he cannot find any flaws.
One part of the most will be fat, one part of the few will be thin; one part of the more you increase will be too long, one part of the less you decrease will be too short; one part of the more you wear pink will be too white, and red will be too red; eyebrows are like green feathers, and muscles are like white snow; waist is like buns, and teeth are like shells...1
No wonder he can become a love saint, fascinating countless women. This appearance, combined with considerate words, powerful strength, and gentle temperament, is afraid that no woman can refuse.
"Teacher, is this what you are like?"
I can't help but communicate with the remnants in my mind.
"The carving level of this stone statue is limited, less than one-tenth of his appearance!" Before Teacher Song Yu could answer, a faint voice sounded.
Su Yin looked at it and it was the teacher who taught him the formation pattern, the formation pattern saint, Zigong!
"Not even one tenth?" Su Yin was stunned.
He himself is also handsome, and his innate Taoist body is in line with the great way. After being tempered by the spirit of the Holy Spirit, his skin and figure are all far superior to ordinary people. Otherwise, he would not have made Bai Yiyi and others admire him... Even so, he is far inferior to this stone statue.
The stone statue is less than one tenth of me... It's a bit exaggerated!
"Song Yu was the most beautiful man in all worlds back then. As long as he had seen his face, no matter how many men and women were, he was crazy about it. He had no idea how many fans he had, just a stone statue, and he could only carve his appearance, but his charm was too far behind..."
Zigong Road.
Su Yin nodded.
Although his appearance was destroyed since he met Song Yu, his temperament was indeed heartbreaking. The stone statue gave people a feeling of being sexy, which was indeed a lot worse.
"Since the teacher is the most beautiful man in the world, why has it become like this now?" Su Yin was curious.
Even the residual thoughts cannot transform into the appearance of the deity. How much injury did he suffer? What did he suffer back then?
Zigong shook his head: "Beauty is easily envied by God. Everything is too much and too little, and so is the saint."
"yes!"
After responding, Su Yin's spirit retreated from the sea of consciousness and "looked" at the stone statue again. His appearance was still shocking, but it was indeed much worse than that of Teacher Song Yu's temperament.
"That should be this leg bone!"
Suddenly, my eyes fell on one of the legs of the stone statue. Although they were both crystal clear and jade, there was no difference, but if you felt it carefully, it was more in line with the aesthetics. In other places, the entire sculpture, with this calf, has the temperament of Teacher Song Yu, and the appearance of other places is just similar!
Moreover, it is only part of the calf, only about three fingers.
It seems that although this Empress Luo Xue got a piece of leg bone, it was not big, and it was only one-tenth of the whole body.
When I communicated with Can Meng, I found that the leg bones seemed to be long, but in fact they were only breathing more than a dozen times. Su Yin felt that his mouth was pried open by a bowl, and another medicine liquid flowed into his throat.
I quietly tasted it with the tip of my tongue.
This time it was not a fine wine, but a healing medicinal herb. I swallowed it smoothly, and then I felt someone squeezed among my own people.
"Cough cough!" After coughing, Su Yin slowly opened his eyes and then saw Grandma Yao standing in front of him.
The willow tree spirit loli jumped up excitedly when she saw him wake up, with her pair of ponytails shaking constantly.
"Did you steal this from Hanyun Sect?" Grandma Yao raised the purse in her hand.
"Yes..." Su Yin nodded: "It was Empress Luoxue, let me pick it up!"
"You are lying!" Grandma Yao snorted coldly: "The Palace Master will never covet other people's things, especially Fairy Hanyun. Who are you and what is the purpose of finding a way to get close to Xiao Liu?"
"Xiao Liu?" Su Yin was puzzled.
"My name is Liu Xiaoliu!" Loli giggled.
Su Yin then realized: "I have no other purpose. When I recover a little, I will leave. However, you must return this purse to me..."
"Okay!" After hesitating for a moment, Grandma Yao nodded and said, "I'll cook another medicine for you. My injuries will recover, so just leave! Otherwise, when the palace master comes back, I'm afraid that you won't be able to leave even if you want to."
"Thank you!"
Hearing this, he knew that Grandma Yao should not be as cold as the legendary one. Su Yin breathed a sigh of relief and continued to pretend to be seriously injured and weak, while quietly observing how to steal the leg bone without being noticed.
Without further ado, Grandma Yao came to the corner of the room and took out the medicinal materials for preparation.
"Just take advantage of the time..."
Su Yin's heart moved, "Huh!" and a shout came from outside: "That willow spirit, hand over the person out quickly, otherwise I will destroy this palace..."
"No, that turtle is coming again..."
Hearing who the sound was, Liu Xiaoliu showed a look of worry on her delicate face. She glanced at Su Yin and saw that he still couldn't move, so she comforted her: "Don't worry, I'll beat it away just now, and this time it will definitely work."
After saying that, he walked out directly.
As soon as he walked out of the hall, Loli's voice continued to sound: "I didn't expect you to attract helpers. I'll see how strong they are!"
Immediately afterwards, the explosion of the air outside sounded one after another, and the sound of the storm of the immortals bombarded the ground, causing the entire palace to sway.
"Hehe, burn this willow tree for me..."
"I'm going to eat it!"
Two voices sounded, and then Liu Xiaoliu's anxious voice came, as if she couldn't hold on.
"No, I want to go out and have a look. This incident has happened because of me. I can't let Xiao Liu get hurt for me..."
Striving to stand up, Su Yin slipped and fell down again, as if he had no strength in his body.
"I'll go and have a look..." Seeing his appearance, Grandma Yao hesitated for a moment and finally shook her head.
"Thank you, mother-in-law..." Su Yin said hurriedly.
"No need to thank me. To be honest, I don't feel at ease with you now..." After saying that, he didn't say anything nonsense, and slapped Su Yin's neck straight at the back of his neck.
Bang!
Su Yin's eyes turned black and he fainted immediately.
Only then did Grandma Yao breathe a sigh of relief, she waved gently, came to the palace gate, and strode out.
When I went out, I saw that except for the turtle just now, there was another donkey and a parrot. Although the donkey was stronger, the parrot would spit fire. Most of Xiao Liu's strength was suppressed and could not be used at all, so I was directly at a disadvantage.
"Where do you get so many animals?"
Grandma Yao was stunned.
I have never heard of Hanyun Sect having a history of raising immortal beasts before, why are they both turtles and donkeys?
Open a zoo?
She was watching Liu Xiaoliu and the three beasts fight. Su Yin, who was knocked unconscious by Grandma Yao in the room, opened his eyes with a "huh".
His body is extremely strong and he is already comparable to the quasi-saint. It is naturally difficult for the other party to knock it out. He just pretends to be dizzy, and the purpose is to be at this moment.
With a light wave, he came to the stone sculpture and reached out to touch the leg bone.
Sure enough, I felt a strong force contained in it. As soon as I touched it, his whole body trembled slightly, and every cell became fuller.
It was the feeling of using Song Yu's hair, and it was even more powerful. It was foreseeable that with the help of this power, he could easily display the peak cultivation of the quasi-saint, which was stronger than Han Luoxue and Hanyun Fairy before.
"You can't use this power..."
After knowing that this power was used, Su Yin did not borrow it, but touched the entire statue's calves and quickly found the cracks embedded in it.
The index finger and middle finger are put together, and lightly click.
Click!
Teacher Song Yu's leg bone was taken out, the thickness of the rolling pin, and the length of three fingers was like a jade seal, containing power beyond imagination.
He turned his wrist and put his leg bones into the storage ring. At the same time, he took out a piece of jade, picked up the carving knife, and cut it exactly the same as the removed leg bones, and gently put it in.
It's tightly fit, not bad at all.
Before Su Yin learned the formation pattern, he first learned carving. With his skills in calligraphy and painting, and his carving skills, there were not many people in the fairy world who could surpass it. He just carved an identical item. Not to mention the naked eye, even if the spiritual consciousness swept over, he might not be able to discover it.
"Take off the leg bones, and the charm of this statue will be gone... Forget it, add it by the way! It's also considered for the other party to think of it."
After doing this, I was about to continue lying down and pretend to be dizzy, but the gloss of the statue gradually weakened, and it seemed that the shocking feeling would no longer be gone.
After pondering for a while, Su Yin took out the carving knife and carved it on the statue a few times again.
Although his carving knife was refined in Qianyuan Realm, it was a real immortal weapon. It is still easy to carve these jades.
It stopped quickly. Although there were not many patterns changed, the overall temperament of the statue immediately changed drastically, and it was still a little different from Song Yu, but it was already a little similar.
Of course, this is an inner temperament, and only by feeling it with your heart can you be aware of it.
After doing this, Su Yin breathed a sigh of relief and continued to lie on the ground, quietly communicating with the three beasts outside in his heart.
"There is actually a helper, you are ruthless! We are not opponents, wait until I bring people to you..."
Knowing what he meant, the parrot screamed, the flames burned out a passage, and turned around and flew away.
"This..." Grandma Yao frowned.
She just came out and didn't participate in the battle. These three guys ran away. What the hell is it?
His face darkened and he hurried back to the palace. Seeing Su Yin lying on the ground, unconscious, looking around, there was nothing in the room, and no one else sneaked in, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Xiao Liu, let's go back to the palace first. As long as the palace master comes back, these villains will not dare to come over to make trouble!"
His mouth bulged up again, and Liu Xiaoliu looked unhappy: "Unhappy!"
To be continued...