001: Little Rabbit
It seems like the wind and snow old friend returns
Text/Beituchuan
1.
Salad for dinner.
In front of the red teak dining table, in the carved deep back against the chair, the six-year-old Lin Yufan was wearing khaki strap shorts and a small shirt, sitting straight with his back. The young and serious figure and the heavy table and chair formed a strange contrast. His expression seemed a bit serious and deep, but his occasionally turning eyes revealed his extremely active heart at the moment.
While chewing cabbage and apples, he expressed his views steadily and reservedly in order to express his protest in a vague manner: "Ms. Lin Jingxian went home about an hour later than expected today. Judging from the tragic situation of only being able to mix vegetables for dinner, you obviously did not go to the supermarket. One hour is not enough to make your head hot to do something strange..." He looked up and looked at Lin Jingxian carefully, "I just went on the phone with my aunt. I wore a new skirt. My hair was taken care of and put on makeup." He leaned closer and sniffed, "Well, there is also the smell of perfume. So you were caught on a blind date again?"
Lin Jingxian kept her meal steady, suddenly stretched out her claws and pinched his mouth, warning him, "Lin Yufan, if you don't speak, we will still be a family that loves each other."
Lin Yufan struggled to finish the rest of the words, "... He was irritable, his lips were sagging, and his eyes were cold. Obviously, you failed to date again. What strange questions did you discuss with people this time?" Lin Jingxian took Lin Yufan back from Turkey less than half a month and kissed her six times. His aunt - Lin Jingxian's sister-in-law - accepted the old lady's decree. She must marry Lin Jingxian out this year, but unfortunately, every time she reached the stage of chat, she game over. Lin Jingxian is a writer - a horror novel writer, with a brilliant mind and a clear mind. Once, when we met, she discussed with people the best way to dismember the corpse, but she frightened her to go back and have nightmares.
A sweet and gentle little beauty who looks sweet and gentle smiled and told people about killing and dismembering them without a smile. It really looks... terrifying! It's so terrifying to think about it carefully.
She also said to people: "If I were asked to write about a perverted murderer, I would definitely not write about his face full of flesh, his eyes were terrifying, his personality was gloomy, or something. I would write about a beauty, beautiful and gentle, with clean eyes, and unexpectedly reasonable, so that it would be more touching."
Yes, she feels very immersive when you look at her.
Lin Jingxian couldn't bear it and put down her fork and rushed over to pinch his face, "Don't ask about adults' affairs in every child. And Lin Yufan, you have such a sarcastic tongue, don't you like you, do you understand? I have never passed on my gentle, pure and kind nature to you at all."
Lin Yufan stuffed a salad into his mouth, dodged, and made a face at her, dodging perfectly.
"Don't you think you are too cruel to say something like hereditary to me, mom!"
Whenever he shouted the word "Mom", Lin Jingxian would subconsciously squint her eyes and act as a precaution.
Sure enough, Lin Yufan smiled brightly next time, "Maybe he has inherited my father! He has to mention such a sad thing."
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Lin Jingxian suddenly lost her mind for two seconds, then curled her lips as if nothing had happened, "Maybe, but he hates it much more than you." After saying that, he immediately turned around, "You don't have a father, you jumped out of the crack of the stone. Do you know the crack of the stone? One day it rained heavily, and you suddenly sprouted. I squatted on the side of the road and picked you out of the crack of the stone bit by bit, but it was so hard!"
"Lying will turn into a long-nosed elephant~"
Lin Jingxian snorted him.
Not cute at all.
Lin Yufan came over very gossipedly, "By the way, are you as handsome as me?"
"It's so ugly!"
"Are you tall?"
Lin Jingxian shook her head decisively, "Not tall, short and ugly, so you may be the same in the future. You must be glad that your mother's good genes saved you." Lin Jingxian looked at her son, with single eyelids, high nose bridge, thin lips, and nothing like her at all!
Not cute at all.
After realizing this fact, she couldn't help but snorted again.
Lin Yufan made a gesture of ok, "I know, look at my face and you will know that it will not be bad. No wonder you have abandoned you. Actually, you were abandoned, right? I ran away from the sadness alone and ran to the beach town of Istanbul where birds do not shit for seven years?" Lin Yufan grinned and smiled, because the wind leaked from the front teeth, which seemed a little funny, but it did not hinder his performance at all. "Oh Xiaojing, have you written too much novel? It's so bloody~ And since you came back, you have been abnormal! Refusing to attend class reunions and not going out often, this is not like you! If something goes wrong, there must be... a demon!" He bit the last word heavily.
"I don't want him, okay?" Lin Jingxian leaned over with chopsticks and knocked on his head, then turned around and threw the fork on the table in disgust.
Don't eat anymore! "Besides, when I write a horror novel, shouldn't the plot be that I killed my husband and son and fled abroad?"
Lin Yufan rubbed his head and skillfully challenged Lin Jingxian's nerves, "It's wrong to speak and behave. Ms. Lin Jingxian, you can't get married if you are so irritable! Also, there are serious cognitive errors in your own perception. Have you forgotten? You can't even kill a fish."
“!!!????”
If you don’t have enough food, you don’t have the energy to beat him up. Lin Jingxian took his chopsticks and stuffed them with a bite of food, "Look at it! I want to find you a strong and fierce stepfather. You can only squat in the corner of the wall when you eat."
Lin Yufan had already had enough food. He stayed at the dining table just because he thought it was fun to tease Ms. Lin Jingxian. "Okay! It feels quite interesting, then you have to cheer up! Well... I'm going to the piano room." Lin Yufan made a cheerful gesture, and finally got up and smiled and went upstairs.
That casual and confident look was really... carved from the same mold as someone.
Lin Jingxian hummed out of her nostrils.
Little bastard!
Bad guy!
Big Bad Guy and Little Bad Guy!
The phone rang again, and it was still Cheng Dai'an - her sister-in-law, a domineering female president... No, she is a typical representative of the black man who is close to the ink. She was so soft and cute little white rabbit when she didn't go with her brother. She still remembered the green smile when she first met her. Tsk, in just a few years, the little white rabbit has grown into a giant Angora rabbit. It seems that the food in their Lin family is pretty good.
"Lin Jingxian!!!" Cheng Diane turned on the roaring dragon mode, "I'm gonna be you... my dear brother!" She has been a civilized person in the new era and has not restrained the indecent words that surge in her heart.
Lin Jingxian rubbed her ears: "Well, good things, arrangements, my brother will be very happy. But remember to take protective measures, you can't have another one. The triplets are too scary. If you give birth to three more, my brother's wealth cannot be held back. Look at how difficult it is to marry a wife now. You need a house, a car, and a deposit..."
"Get out, you will be angry to death sooner or later!" Cheng Dai'an interrupted her and kept silenced. He shook the wine glass in his hand, drank it all in one gulp, and sneered with his eyes: "You are becoming more and more capable. How many connections have I run for you to bring Professor Qi's son to you on a blind date. He is a biological scientist, young, tall, handsome, gentle, and not worthy of you. When you meet, you tell fortunes with others? He said that there is a destiny marriage in his destiny, not on you? Why can you make such a quarrel! Can't you like someone to have a good meal?"
"I can't bear to delay others!" She also wanted to find someone to marry. She could do it and she would marry her long ago. Obviously she couldn't do it, so why bother to harm honest people!
"Anyway, no matter what, it's useless for you to escape. The old lady said, either you're married this year, and you can have a boyfriend at least, or she'll do anything to check where your son came from." At this point, she sneered, "Your mother, you know the methods yourself. I said Xiao Jing, the old lady is kind enough to you, and no matter how you make trouble, you won't really force you. You should be more sensible."
Lin Jingxian has never been obedient since she was a child, and the most impatient thing is to listen to others' preaching.
As usual, she fooled her in just a few words.
but……
She knew that my mother was serious this time.
"Okay, OK, I will strive to be more dignified and steady next time. But the fact of blind dates is to reduce the style, otherwise I will take a free job in my brother's company! I heard that there are many young meats coming to the secretary's office. If I go and flirt, maybe some young hormones can awaken the girlish heart that I have lost for many years!"
Diane Cheng sucked her eyes and said, "You think beautifully!"
Hurting self-esteem... Lin Jingxian licked her teeth and showed a hideous smile, "No matter what, the old lady asks me next time, I will say that my sister-in-law doesn't support me."
Diane Cheng bit her back teeth, "Don't let me catch a chance, I'll kill you."
Lin Jingxian smiled, "Then I will just pretend you agreed. Wait for nothing." She has been going to the company that harmed Lin Jingchen for a long time. As a freelance novelist, she has never been to work. It has always been her dream to experience the nine-to-five life, but she is also a person who is not very hardworking. It is a good idea to go through the back door. Unfortunately, Lin Jingchen never gives her this opportunity.
Lin Yufan accidentally heard the wall and shook his head frequently, "So shameless! So shameless!"
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In the next few days, Lin Jingxian had a rare leisure time. She took Lin Yufan to enroll. After inspecting several schools, she was put into a private school by the old lady, teaching bilingually and connecting with the international community. In order to prepare for going abroad in the future, she stayed abroad for a long time. She may also have a strange way of looking at the world. She really doesn't think there is a big gap between home and abroad, so she doesn't care much about these things, but she can't resist the old lady and can only let Lin Yufan, a free and unwilling little devil, accept the destruction of elite management.
but……
Not long after, Lin Jingxian discovered that it was not Lin Yufan who was destroyed, but herself.
Just supervise your child to do his homework, but she won’t be unable to cope with a first-grade primary school student.
Writing English sitcom scripts, making music albums, observing the growth and activity trajectory of organisms, field adventures and painting exercises, as well as creative handicrafts, thinking expansion...what the hell is it?
This is actually nothing. In most cases, Lin Yufan grabbed his hair, but he either didn't do it or used his imagination that was more distinctive than his mother to innovate. As a result, Lin Jingxian was called to school every day for ideological education. When the teacher who looked younger than Lin Jingxian held her airs and asked her to fulfill her mother's obligations, she was really afraid that she would accidentally turn on the flight mode to scare the hard-working gardener of the motherland's flowers.
In order to prevent such a terrible thing from happening, Lin Jingxian had to screen Lin Yufan's homework status every day.
But she may have underestimated Lin Yufan's combat effectiveness. What he is best at is diverting his sight strategy. No matter what he does not do homework, he either eats or goes to the toilet when doing homework, or has a headache or itchy butt. In order to avoid homework, he is so scrupulous that Lin Jingxian wants to use glue for him to paste.
After wandering around the edge of the rage for a week, Lin Jingxian posted a news on a dark and windy night:
I have a 16-year-old boy from home, who learns Taekwondo at the age of three, plays the piano at the age of four, and is obsessed with arithmetic at the age of five, and is keen on reasoning games recently... I am extremely energetic, so I ask a master to take away the tutoring homework, which can be done for two hours a day, and the price is free (if you have money, don't be polite). I hope the other party has an extremely strong heart, abundant energy, and determination to face difficulties. I am very grateful, thank you! I have sent a car within one million for three years of cooperation.
Also: This little bastard looks pretty good. If the king's mother takes it away, she can be sent to be a child husband. If she grows disabled, she will pay for the compensation. She will have a generous gift and a RV!!! If you can't buy it, you will suffer losses, you can't buy it and be deceived. If you miss it, you will be missed for a lifetime!
After posting, she poked Lin Yufan's face and asked him to look at it, "I have sold you, Lin Yufan. If you make a fool of me, I will kill you."
Lin Yufan glanced at him and grinned, "fine, thank you for your high evaluation of me." Although he didn't recognize some words, his vocabulary was already amazing, and he could still roughly understand it.
"You are so thick-skinned~" Lin Jingxian looked at him disgusted.
Lin Yufan reached out and pinched her face, "We're each other~"
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