Chapter 328 Buddha's urination, there is nothing wrong with Buddha!
The ancients said that Jiang Chen smiled and life and death were unpredictable.
After repeated temptations, Tathagata finally concluded that the ancients did not deceive me.
"No, I am the ancestor of all Buddhas. How can I lose face in front of a junior? Besides, I have never seen this Buddha, probably an unknown junior. If I want to die, I will never care about this person's life or death. Since that's the case, I want to see what other tricks Jiang Chen can do!"
Tathagata thought about it and said in his heart.
At this moment, Jiang Chen stepped forward and bowed his head.
"In Jiang Chen, the master of the water tribe in the lower three realms, I have met the Buddha of the West."
As soon as these words were said, Tathagata, who was already a little confident, was frightened.
Tathagata: Good guy, I'll be a good guy just right.
Did Jiang Chen take the wrong medicine? Why did he suddenly become so polite?
As the saying goes, things will inevitably lead to demons. A normal Jiang Chen is even afraid of it. If you become a demon, what would that be?
Tathagata's heart was stirring up, but as the ancestor of all Buddhas, he could not lose his aura.
I immediately waved my hand and said coldly: "Jiang Chen, I am thinking about the friendship between my Buddhist and Taoist families. I will not pursue the rudeness I have just now, and quickly explain the purpose of my visit. If it is not an important thing, please leave quickly. I have important things..."
Tathagata: You are fine, please leave quickly. I don’t want to see you!
When Jiang Chen heard this, he smiled indifferently.
"The Buddha is busy with all kinds of things every day. I, Jiang Chen, are also busy with official duties and will not enter the Three Treasures Hall without any trouble. It is naturally important to come here today."
As soon as these words came out, the Buddha Tathagata was secretly surprised.
It seems that this guy won't leave easily if he doesn't achieve his goal.
"What's the matter? But it's okay."
Tathagata said frankly.
Seeing the Tathagata's appearance, Jiang Chen couldn't help but smile.
"Buddha, don't be afraid. Although I came here to escort the Buddha from Xitianling Mountain, I did not seek a crime, but wanted to make a deal with the Buddha."
"trade?"
Tathagata raised his eyebrows and showed a look of confusion on his face.
Could it be that he misunderstood Jiang Chen?
"Haha, it's right, it's a transaction." Jiang Chen smiled and began to explain: "This Buddha had colluded with the demons and committed endless sins. His crimes should be punished, and the law of heaven is hard tolerated. But this Buddha is a man from Lingshan, and even if he wants to deal with it, he has to be dealt with by Lingshan. I, Jiang Chen, naturally has no right to deal with it."
"But this guy was captured by the lower house, and he also troubled the three emperors to escort him, which consumed a lot of manpower and material resources in the Heavenly Court. If I just handed it to Lingshan like this, it would be really difficult to explain to the Heavenly Court."
"So, I would like to ask the Buddha to provide some military expenditure, which can not only demonstrate the power of the great Buddhist sect of the Western Heaven, but also allow me to go back and work together. Isn't it beautiful to kill two birds with one stone!"
While talking and laughing, Jiang Chen fully developed his shameless spirit and turned a kidnapping and extortion into a just sent troops to encircle and suppress the enemy, and licked his face and asked Lingshan for military expenses.
As soon as these words came out, all the Buddhas were shocked.
Madd, I have never seen anyone so shameless!
In contrast, Tathagata understood.
It was this Buddha who colluded with the demon clan and was caught by Jiang Chen, then tied up to Xitian Lingshan and exchanged his life for some resources.
If Tathagata gave him what he wanted, Jiang Chen would naturally hand over the Buddha to Xitian Lingshan for treatment. Xitian Lingshan for treatment of his own people has always been "the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore" and "put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot."
To put it simply, it just doesn't deal with it.
And this time, although Jiang Chen was a little shameless, he was straightforward and gave Tathagata a chance to choose.
The Tathagata looked thoughtful and looked at the Buddha carefully.
Although he is a strange face and has his soul and realm blocked, it can be seen from the invisible momentum that he is definitely a strong man.
"Is it the ancient Buddha of Lan Deng, or the strong man secretly cultivated by the two saints of my Buddhism?"
Tathagata thought secretly.
No matter who cultivates it, this is a strong Buddhist after all. If saved, it will undoubtedly strengthen the strength of Buddhism.
"Let's listen to what Jiang Chen wants first, and then decide whether to save this person."
Tathagata was thinking in his mind.
If Jiang Chen doesn’t want much, or is within the acceptable range of Tathagata, you might as well make this deal with Jiang Chen.
Thinking of this, the Tathagata clasped his hands together and said with a strict manner: "Amitabha, the Buddha is compassionate, and he may hurt the lives of ants when he swept the floor and cherished moths and gauzes to cover the lamp. Even ants and moths are like this, let alone creatures who have practiced countless kalpas."
"My Buddha is merciful and cannot be transformed. Although this person has gone astray, if he can stop his horse and put down his butcher's knife, he can become a Buddha on his own."
"The old monk is willing to overestimate himself once and try to transform this person."
"Jiang Chen, what do you want?"
The Tathagata has agreed to this.
Jiang Chen smiled when he heard this.
"It's true that he is the ancestor of all Buddhas, and he's really happy."
"Since the Buddha has the intention to do great good deeds, he will transform this person into the right path, and he will become a human beauty."
"In terms of military expenditure, the Buddha can just give me two or three million faith merits. After all, I, Jiang Chen, are not a greedy person."
Jiang Chen shrugged, looking like he had suffered a great loss.
As soon as these words came out, the entire Daleiyin Temple became quiet in an instant.
What a good guy, I was so nervous that I thought Jiang Chen had no bad intentions just now!
If you speak, you will have two or three million faith merits. Do you think that faith merits are cabbage?
Not to mention the merits of two or three million faiths, even two or three million cabbages, these three thousand Buddhas can’t finish them even in three days.
Two or three million faith merits? Why don’t you grab it?
Hum? Just grabbing?
Oh, that's all right.
No, something is wrong, and it's big!
"I'm so kind, our Buddha won't agree."
"Although this Buddha is a bit different, it is not worth so much merit. If the Buddha had no problems, he wouldn't have changed it..."
"How can we speak? Not to mention this unknown Buddha, even if we sell our Buddha, we will not be able to get so many merits. However, it is hard to say whether our Buddha has any problems."
"Haha, Jiang Chen is lucky. If I hadn't been in a bad state today, how could he be silly here!"
The Buddhas were frightened by the merits, but Manjushri still insisted on his unique style.
Of course, in this case, no matter what he said, most of the Buddhas farted.
At the same time, in full view of everyone, Tathagata Buddha was full of expectations. After hearing Jiang Chen's words, he immediately opened his eyes wide and said righteously: "Amitabha, since this Buddha colluded with the demons and harmed living beings, he should have a serious sin and cannot be taught."
"Since the Heavenly Court sent a strong man to capture him, it will be handed over to the Heavenly Court to fall. The old monk will not care about whether he is life or death."
After all, the Tathagata Buddha closed his eyes slightly, and waved his hand to signal Ananda and Kashyapa to see him off.
As soon as these words came out, the Buddhas were excited.
All Buddhas: The Buddha has urinated, but the Buddha has nothing to do with it!
On the other hand, Dizang felt a sudden slap in his heart when he heard this. An indescribable sense of loss arose and surged into his heart.
Ksitigarbha: So, will love disappear?
Chapter completed!