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Chapter 354 Women, Boys, Dogs and Human Heads(1/2)

A spaceship came to the solar system, but did not reach the only life in the solar system, but came straight to Mars.

"Where is this dog thing Wade hides?"

In the cockpit, a sound rang out.

Another voice followed: "Are you asking yourself? Are you just a dog?"

"You are a dog, your whole family is a dog." The first voice of the speech replied directly: "No, you are a dog's head, because you only have one head, a silly, mentally retarded, idiot, garbage..."

"You are a dog." The second voice said without any worries: "How is it like walking with four legs? Do you run very fast? Do you want to pee on Mars? Sorry, there are no trees on Mars, you can't sprinkle it out..."

When the two voices quarreled, the third voice sounded.

"Shut up all of them."

This is a woman's voice, and she wears almost no difference from Deadpool. Her chest is more majestic, and the lines outlined by her tight leather jacket are also more beautiful.

There were two knives behind her, looking like a female version of Deadpool.

Maybe it was because this woman was very strong, or maybe it was because she had to be more tolerant of women, so the first two quarrels were silently shut up.

"Our mission is to find the Deadpool in the main world. We have gone through a lot of hardships for this. If you have suffered all your efforts at this time, I will kill you."

The female Deadpool's voice was very cold, but the other two voices did not refute.

This shows that the real reason why they shut up is that this female Deadpool has the ability to kill them.

"Has found it? Deadpool boy."

Deadpool asked another companion who looked very small.

This companion was also wearing Deadpool's clothes and also carrying double swords on his back. Judging from his figure, he was a man, but because of his age, he was a little short and thin.

"It's almost done."

The boy, who was called Deadpool boy, stared at the screen in front of him, replied, and cheered, "I found it, he is below."

The other person in the cab of the spacecraft and the other two monsters all showed a look of joy.

"Then land quickly."

The spaceship successfully landed on the surface of Mars under the control of Deadpool. There was no sign of life on the desolate Mars surface, and there was no human being at all.

But when the spaceship landed with a bang, an unclothed man came out of a cave next to him. He was holding a metal funnel in his hand. He was thrown into space by Wu Yan. In the end, he successfully relied on the protagonist's fate to absorb the power of Wolverine and Professor X, and then landed on Deadpool on Mars to the death.

He didn't know how long he had been on Mars, because after landing on Mars, he had been sleeping and maintaining the energy in his body.

Because the harsh environment of Mars is completely unsuitable for human survival, even though Deadpool is now very strong, it is still repeating the process of death and then resurrection.

This pain made him forget the time.

Looking at the spaceship falling from the sky, Deadpool's eyes also showed a happy look, but more of it was indifference and hatred.

The only meaning of his life is revenge.

The hatch opened and no one came out to greet him, but he still entered the spacecraft directly.

Breathing the long-lost air and feeling the temperature suitable for survival, Deadpool was a little uncomfortable.

With a squeak, the internal hatch of the landing port opened, and Deadpool entered the inside of the spacecraft in a real sense, but did not move forward because he did not know the way.

"Did you see the arrow? Follow the arrow."

A sound suddenly sounded in the speaker next to him, and an arrow projection sign appeared in Deadpool's sight.

After a while, Deadpool arrived at the cockpit of the spacecraft and was stunned.

"What are you?"

In his sight, besides the female Deadpool wearing his clothes and the short Deadpool boy, there was a dog, who also wore his clothes, at least in style and color, almost the same as his clothes.

The most amazing thing is that there is another person's head placed on a chair, and the head with his same hood can be seen from his neck, like the limbs of a human head.

What kind of monster is this?

"I'm Deadpool, he's Deadpool boy, this is the dead head, this is the Deadpool dog."

The female Deadpool used her eyes and murderous aura to stop the three companions who had a lot to say, and then introduced them to herself.

"You don't know us now, but after you have lived on Mars for thirty years, humans on Earth finally landed on Mars. You sneaked into a man named Elon Muscu, and successfully returned to Earth."

"Then you start looking for the Dragon Emperor who has been missing for many years to take revenge. In the process of finding him, you find a way to break the world barrier and successfully reach the parallel world of your world."

"You call the world you are in the main universe, our world a parallel universe, and you meet us as you travel the parallel universe. There is no doubt that we are the deadpools of the parallel universe, or people with the same abilities and experiences as you...well... creatures."

"Of course, we did not encounter the Dragon Emperor you encountered, and there was no Dragon Emperor in our world, so you never succeeded in taking revenge. But because of some things, you gathered the four of us together and formed an organization called the Deadpool Legion."

"We have traveled together in the parallel universe for many years, experienced many worlds, many things, and met many people, but we have never been able to find your enemy, Dragon Emperor. Then in a certain parallel universe, you found another electric cable and got his watch that can travel through time."

"So, you let the four of us come to the main universe and travel through time to Mars to save you. Well, that's probably the case."

“…”

Deadpool was stunned and asked subconsciously: "Will the screenwriters write like this? Isn't it scolded? I've been upgrading and I can't beat him to death, but why did I even create a Deadpool Legion? Besides, why are you four people... Let's just call them two of them humans. But it's fine if you're a dog. Can you tell me why there is a head in my legion? What can he do?"

After all, they have lived together for many years, so the four creatures of the Deadpool Legion have long been used to the Deadpool complaints and have not been angry about it.

The Dead Head explained dissatisfiedly: "How the hell do I know that after I come to the main universe, I will become a Dead Head. Is it okay to have a body in my parallel universe? Although it is a zombie-like body, at least it is also there. It's okay in other parallel universes. But when I come to the main universe, my body collapsed directly, leaving only one head. Do you think I should blame you or this universe?"

Deadpool replied: "You should blame the screenwriter."

After all, they are all Deadpool. Although they are different in types, they are not unfamiliar with the word screenwriter. Before... no, it should be said that it is the future. When they were traveling through the parallel universe with Deadpool, they heard from Deadpool that they are characters in comics and characters in movies.

This is also the ability that Deadpool truly awakened after absorbing the abilities of Wolverine and Professor X.

"You put on your clothes first." Deadpool dog closed his eyes and said, "Your thing is too small and eye-catching."

The Deadpool boy next to him immediately threw a piece of clothing to Deadpool, which was Deadpool's uniform.

Not to mention, it's quite fit.

Deadpool, who had put on his clothes again, took the plate handed to him by the female Deadpool, and began to eat and drink.

He hadn't eaten or drunk for a long time, and his desire for food and water has been suppressed by him. At this time, if he has the conditions, he naturally has to be arrogant first.

As for revenge...

"You say that after thirty years, the Dragon Emperor has disappeared for a long time?"

Deadpool finally asked this question that he felt was unlikely.

This time, Deadpool boy answered Deadpool's question and said, "Yes, in fact, according to the information you get after returning to Earth in the future, the Dragon Emperor will disappear from the earth in this world in a year and a half. Until 30 years later, when you return to Earth, he has never appeared. After that, you have been searching in the universe for many years, searching in parallel universes for many years, but still unable to find him. He is like he is missing."

Deadpool frowned, he still didn't believe it.

Even if the Dragon Emperor’s goal is the sea of ​​stars or even the multiverse, judging from the experience mentioned by the Deadpool Legion, it is impossible to be silent?

"Wang Wang, actually, I think the Dragon Emperor should be dead." Deadpool Dog said: "After all, he has not been able to obtain the power of the phoenix, so he is not an invincible existence. In the future, you think that the reason why he drove a spaceship to travel to the sea of ​​stars was to find a way to get the power of the phoenix. Unfortunately, he never came back, and the power of the phoenix has always been on the earth."

"Power of the Phoenix?"

Deadpool didn't know what happened after he was thrown out of the moon.

The Dead Head told the follow-up of the Moon War, and then said: "That's it. The power of the phoenix has been protecting the earth. In the next thirty years, there will be no disaster on the earth, so the power of the phoenix has been floating in the near-earth space of the earth. It is precisely because of this that you in the future that the Dragon Emperor will definitely return to the earth to seize the power of the phoenix. However, the facts have proved that he has never come back."

The female Deadpool looked at Deadpool and said, "I think you should give up. We came here in advance to save you so that you don't have to stay trapped on Mars for 30 years. This is already a very lucky thing for you. As for seeking revenge on the Dragon Emperor... he will disappear anyway, so there is no meaning of revenge."

Deadpool was silent.

He has now digested all the news brought by the Deadpool Legion, but he is not happy at all. Even if his enemy, Dragon Emperor, will definitely disappear, he is very likely to die in a corner of the universe.

Deadpool boy said: "I don't recommend you to do anything, because if you do it, it's equivalent to changing history. If you are captured by the Dragon Emperor, then the Dragon Emperor is likely to obtain the information we brought from your memory. Then, he will not go to the universe to explore, nor will he disappear because of this, and your revenge will be even more impossible."

is that so?

Deadpool asked, "Why didn't I come in the future?"

"Haha..." Deadpool Dog laughed and said, "He can't come, because at the same time, there can only be one you, and any creature is like this. If he returns to the main world with us and then travels to this time node, then his consciousness will directly replace your consciousness. Do you understand? Idiot."

Deadpool got it and said, "So, he wanted to give me the power of choice."

The Deadpool Army was silent because Deadpool was telling the truth.

"No, it should be said that he just wants me to take revenge."

Deadpool's eyes lit up and said, "He has lived for decades or even hundreds of years, right? He has not been able to find Dragon Emperor for such a long time, and all the familiar people have died. The hatred of the X-Men should have been forgotten, so he has lost the motivation to revenge. However, he is unwilling to give up like this, so he, a coward, let you come to the main universe and travel through time to find me."

"Because... at this time, I hate the Dragon Emperor the most, and he also knew that I would definitely choose to seek revenge on the Dragon Emperor."

"Stop it." The female Deadpool said glaring at Deadpool, "I don't allow you to say that Deadpool is a coward."

"Hehehe..." said the dead head: "Are we doing a doll? He is Deadpool. What's the problem with him scolding himself?"

Deadpool dog said, "Yes, what's the problem with him calling himself? I also think he is a coward, woof."

The woman, the head, the dog, and the female Deadpool also directly used the knife, making the Deadpool and the Deadpool dog choose to shut up from the heart.

At this time, Deadpool boy walked to Deadpool and said, "You guessed that, if you really want to take revenge, we will not help you directly. We can only provide you with some information and props. This is what you will explain in the future."

The female Deadpool, the dead head, and the Deadpool dog's breathing became rapid at the same time. It seemed that what Deadpool boy was about to do seemed to be very serious.

Deadpool noticed this abnormality and also heard the so-called help from Deadpool boy's words, which is definitely not ordinary help.

Otherwise, there is no reason for the Deadpool Legion not to help itself directly.
To be continued...
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