chapter 99
Zhu Wuneng believed the girl's words, and then happily walked towards the mountain with her back on her back.
As the saying goes, people feel refreshed when they are happy. I don’t know where the energy of the pig Wumeng comes from. On weekdays, they will complain if they can’t walk much with Tang Monk. Today, I have been walking more than a hundred miles on my back and I haven’t felt tired yet.
The girl commanded her to the entrance of the cave on the top of the mountain on the back of the pig.
She asked Zhu Wuneng to put her down, and then said, "Brother, you wait here for a while. I will notify my father to go, otherwise I will bring back a strange man. My father will definitely be anxious with me. He will scold me for being unclean and shameless."
"Okay, okay, I'll wait here. Girl, you must speak more beautifully in front of your father-in-law. I, Seng Tang, is the most beautiful man in the Tang Dynasty."
"I understand, brother, just wait for the good news here."
After saying that, the girl pushed open the stone door and crawled in, then closed the stone door again.
She entered the cave and became the man she had before. She ran into the cave hall.
The little demon in the cave gave him a big gift when he saw him.
"The second head of the family is back, and the king is still waiting for you in the hall."
The man nodded, then walked through the long cave to the hall.
I saw a monster with a weasel-like appearance sitting on a stone chair in the hall inside the cave, squinting his eyes and sleeping.
"Master, I'm back!" the man shouted as he walked.
The weasel demon jumped up from the stone chair, jumped over the stone table and fell in front of the man, asking, "Dragon, how about it? Have you heard of the four monks?"
"I've found out, I've found out, my master, not only did I find out the news, but I've also cheated you back a son-in-law, hehehe." The man said proudly.
"Just talk nonsense! My daughter is still in his mother's belly. Which son-in-law should I look for?" The weasel demon said unhappily.
"Master, don't worry, listen to me to tell you carefully."
Then the man told him how he turned into a girl and told him about the tricking of "Tang Monk".
"Tang Monk is what I always dream of. You can fool him. Your trick is the best." The weasel demon praised in surprise.
"When that monk Tang was carrying me on his back, I found that he had good kung fu and could fly to the clouds. I thought that in order to eliminate his vigilance, this scene must continue. You told the little demons to hide for the time being. You are becoming an old man, and I will become a girl again. Then I trick him into bed and arrest him while he is not prepared, so that we will not waste our energy. Then we eat him again. I heard that eating monk Tang's meat will lead to immortality."
The man smiled violently after speaking.
"The person you brought was indeed Tang Monk?" asked the weasel demon.
"It's true that he said it himself."
"Okay, let's act in a play, then eat that Tang Monk and become an immortal goblin." The weasel demon nodded in agreement.
"Okay! Master, I'll go out and get him in now."
Zhu Wuneng was waiting anxiously outside the cave. He was still demonstrating over and over again how to salute when he saw his father-in-law.
At this time, the cave door opened wide.
The girl ran back and said happily, "Brother, my father was very happy to hear that I brought a son-in-law. He immediately asked me to come out and welcome you into the cave. He wanted to meet you, his son-in-law."
"Ah, haha, the girl is willing to say that to your father? I didn't expect that my father-in-law is so wise and righteous, and I will definitely satisfy him."
As he said that, Pig Wuneng took the girl's hand and hummed: "Wife, I love you, just like the mouse loves rice..." He walked into the cave.
"Oh my God! My girl, your hole is so big, much bigger than mine!" Zhu Wuneng exclaimed after walking into the hole.
"Brother, do you live in the cave as well?" the girl asked in surprise.
"Oh, no, I'm wrong, but you're saying that your hole is bigger than my home." Zhu Wuneng found out that he was leaking his mouth and quickly changed his mouth.
"Daughter, is this the son-in-law you are looking for?" The old man who transformed the weasel came out and asked happily.
"Dad, that's him." The girl replied.
Zhu Wuneng quickly clasped his fists and bowed, saying, "Father-in-law, the son-in-law is polite."
"Raise your head and let me take a good look." The old man said to the pig Wumeng.
Zhu Wuneng stood up and said with a look on his face, "The father-in-law may have changed. Oh, no, he is not very handsome. But I have the strength, and I will let you and the girl live a good life." Zhu Wuneng raised his hand and promised.
"You are from the Tang Dynasty, what's your name?" The old man stared at Zhu Wuneng and asked. He wanted to verify it again.
"Yes, I am from the Tang Dynasty, my surname is a monk, haha!" Zhu Wuneng replied with a smile.
"What? Your surname is Tang monk and your name is Tang monk. Are you not a monk?" The old man was stunned by the answer from Zhu Wueng.
When Zhu Wuneng heard this, he knew that he had said something wrong, so he quickly changed his words and said, "Father-in-law, I am a monk with hair, a monk from the Tang Dynasty, abbreviated as Tang Monk, hehe! I was nervous just now and said that the slash was slashed. In fact, my surname is Zhu, and my name is Xiaobao, hehe!" Zhu Wuneng reacted quite quickly.
"Oh! So that's it. You are a monk. If you get married to my daughter, wouldn't that break the precept?"
"If you break it, just break it. Anyway, I don't want to be a monk anymore. I'm going to return to secular life. Oh, I'll return to secular life." Zhu Wuneng finished speaking and patted his head.
"Okay, it's midnight now, so you can go to the bridal chamber with my daughter."
Zhu Wuneng almost jumped up when he heard this. He asked in disbelief: "Father-in-law, are you telling me and the girl to have a bridal chamber now? Oh my god! Father-in-law, you are so great, I'm better obedient than to be respectful!"
After saying that, Zhu Wuneng took the girl's hand and said happily: "Girl, where is your cave room? Take me to bed quickly."
The girl was shy in dressing and half-pushed and led the pig Wumeng into a cave room.
After Zhu Wuneng entered the cave room, he picked up the girl and fell on the stone bed, and began to untidy the clothes and prepare to be honest.
The girl sat up from the stone bed, then took a jar of wine, and suggested having a glass of wine.
Of course, pigs are incompetent.
Then the two of them each had a glass of wine.
The pig Wumeng felt unsatisfied, so he picked up the wine jar and poured the whole jar of wine into his stomach.
After drinking, I got drunk and fell head-on on the bed and started to snore.
The girl saw it and sneered, then shouted to the outside of the cave: "Little ones, come on, put this Tang Monk into a sack, then throw him into the pit, sprinkle salt, marinate him slightly, and then we will eat him tomorrow."
In this way, the pig Wumeng was put into a sack by the little demons and dragged it out, and then threw it into the pit.
Look at the pigs being incompetent again? They are still sleeping in the sack stupidly!
Chapter completed!