Chapter 994 The demon in which cave
Sun Wukong continued to explain with a smile: "I understand a truth from this matter, "No matter what you do, as long as you are a person, you must first stand up straight and stand up, otherwise it would be much easier to die directly, because there is no maggots in the martial arts world, and no scum in the martial arts world. Seven days have passed, and the new Zhizhen applied for a nickname for Yun Township, called "Ancient Town". It is also because of the corruption of the previous Zhizhen. After the major rectification and reform, Yun Township was named "Top Ten Civilized Advanced Townships in the Song Dynasty". It may also include a hygiene award."
Snap-
There was a dry day when thunder rolled across the sky.
Sun Wukong explained: "For some reason, I, Zhu Bajie and my cousin were also given the title and became "Excellent People of the Song Dynasty". However, the additional condition was to be attracted by the beauty of Yun Township and show their skills here. The portraits of the three of us and the new Zhizhen gave them a plaque of "Excellent People of the Song Dynasty" and invited the three of them to go to the roadside stall to eat a few big cakes."
Xin Zhizhen said to Sun Wukong and the other two: "The officials don't have much money, don't mind if you treat you to the street stall!"
Sun Wukong explained seriously: "After hearing this, the three of us shook our heads excitedly. There were many delegations of long-tongue women from various villages and households, as well as tribes in Yun Township. There may be some platinum-level long-tongue women who were notified in advance. This is naturally for powerful publicity. This has been the routine since the Song Dynasty."
Click—
There was a loud thunder.
Sun Wukong explained: "Afterwards, the three of us were invited to give a speech by a private school in the town. The content of the speech must be controlled, and they can only be centered around a bright future and a good situation in the world. The State of Song regards the people as treasures. As long as we work hard, we will have an extremely brilliant future. On the day of the speech, we put on new clothes that were about to welcome the big guys a while ago. Mr. Qin shaved their beards and tidied up their long hair. After carefully dressing up, the three of them could be called the low-end version of the heroic and handsome style."
Click—
Another thunderous roar.
Sun Wukong also explained: "When we arrived at the private school, the three of us came to the center of the grass, led by the private school leaders, and there were about one hundred students in the audience. For the main speaker, Sun Wukong, this kind of occasion was the first time in his life, and it was inevitable that he would be in a hurry. After the private school leaders finished speaking, Sun Wukong began his speech with the speech written by Zhu Bajie last night."
Sun Wukong tried hard to calm down his excitement and preached:
"Hello, classmates, teachers, and private school leaders. My surname is Yu, and my name is Wukong. I was rated as "Outstanding People of the Song Dynasty" by Zhizhen. I seem to feel ashamed of this title."
Suddenly, Sun Wukong turned the speech into a ball, and Zhu Bajie and his cousin felt worried when they saw it.
Zhu Bajie said to his cousin: "Cousin, do you think Bajie is going to sing it?"
My cousin waved the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "I don't know very well, as long as Bajie doesn't make any mistakes."
The private school leaders were also surprised, and they also caused whispers from the students.
One of the students couldn't help but wonder, stood up and asked loudly, "Why are you ashamed?"
Therefore, it is suggested that all students can stare at Sun Wukong and look forward to his answer.
Sun Wukong picked up the tea on the podium, took a sip, coughed, and said slowly: "That classmate just asked very well, why am I guilty? First, I have no knowledge and have never read a book in a day. Second, I am an outsider. Third, I am not an excellent and good citizen of the Song Dynasty. For this reason, I admit that I am guilty, but I have a clear conscience because I tell everyone the truth. I don't know if my classmates are willing to listen to my speech for people like me?"
As soon as Sun Wukong finished speaking, the audience replied passionately: "I'm willing!"
The private school leader said to Zhu Bajie and his cousin on the side of the podium: "This brother has a really good way. This will not only increase the enthusiasm of the students, but also make the following theme content appear more colorful. So good! It's really an excellent and good people in the Song Dynasty!"
Zhu Bajie looked at the private school leader very seriously and said very seriously: "This is not a method, Wukong is telling the truth."
The private school leader was puzzled and said, "What is the truth?"
My cousin said seriously: "That's right! It's the truth, it's the impossible false truth between us. God knows, God can cry. Ghost knows, ghosts can howl. You know, you can..."
Sun Wukong explained: "My cousin wanted to say next, you know, you can be fooled. But because he is now worried that he is an excellent and good citizen of the Song Dynasty, he doesn't want to smash the plaque because of his bad mouth, so he chose to stop talking. After that, Zhu Bajie and his cousin encouraged Sun Wukong on the stage from time to time, with extremely victorious gestures."
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I don’t know whose porcelain bottle fell.
Sun Wukong explained: "Through my wonderful speech at the No. 1 Private School in Yun Township, she became a sensational figure in the town for a while. In the future, no matter what occasion it is, as long as it is involved in the speech, I can definitely see my figure. That figure is very confident, very sunny, and full of infinite wave energy. Because of my outstanding performance, the new Zhizhen brought me another award, called "an indispensable spiritual pillar of the Song Dynasty."
Ah Yeh-
After sneezing, Sun Wukong explained: "I understand this award as "an indispensable basket for the Song Dynasty". In another half year, I, Zhu Bajie and my cousin have been in Yun Township for more than a year."
Ah Yeh-
Sun Wukong sneezed again and continued to comment: "A year later, they got a lot of things they had never thought of. I also achieved my initial goal this year. Her name is Caihe, a very kind and lovely girl. Caihe's family opened a tailor shop in the town, and her parents were very reasonable. For me, all this was something I didn't even dare to think about before."
Ah Yeh-
After the third sneeze, Sun Wukong explained: "I made up my mind to do it, and many people would cherish it. He made up his mind to love picking lotus all his life. In the Song Dynasty, love is a fresh word, and few people can understand the meaning. One afternoon, for me, the whole world seemed to collapse. The air seemed so thin that I felt the suffocation I had never felt."
Sun Wukong held Zhu Bajie and his cousin's hands tightly, his eyes were red, and his voice trembled: "Zhu Bajie, cousin, do you have to leave?"
Zhu Bajie held back his tears and said, "Wukong, there is no banquet that will last forever in the world, let alone the banquet lasts too long. I am afraid that if I stay at this banquet, I will get drunk and cannot leave."
My cousin choked and didn't say anything. He patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder with his other hand.
Sun Wukong scattered Zhu Bajie away, his cousin stood up suddenly, and his back was turned to their two people for a long time.
Zhu Bajie stood up, hugged Sun Wukong's neck from behind and said, "Okay, it's not that I'll never see you again." As he said that, he turned Sun Wukong's body with his hands, and continued with a forced smile: "Who told you that Caihe? I originally wanted you to be my brother-in-law, that's great... Oh, okay, okay, treat Caihe well in the future. She is a good girl, don't let her down."
Chapter completed!