Chapter 101 Disguised as a dung picker to investigate intelligence
In order to prepare for the marriage between Pan Shuilian and Tang Seng three days later, the male servants of the Pan Mansion were under the command of the housekeeper to carry out large-scale decoration work inside and outside the Pan Mansion.
The butler was spitting all over for this, and the male servants were sweating accordingly. They were busy working hard!
After entering the wing room behind, Tang Seng was locked by the butler with a big lock, and then several servants were sent to guard him to prevent Tang Seng from sneaking away.
Tang Monk sat cross-legged on the bed in the wing room, meditating with his eyes closed, his hands folded, and recited any scriptures. He was so whispering that he couldn't tell what it meant.
After reciting the scriptures for a while, Tang Monk opened his eyes again, put down his hands, spread his legs, stretched his body out, lay down on the bed, then looked out the window with his eyes, let out a long sigh, and sighed in a deep emotional tone:
"I must have a leaf that doesn't touch my body by the flowers! Alas! It's so perfect if I end up in such a field...!"
In this way, Tang Seng sighed shamelessly for a long time.
Until the sun climbed to the high point of the hillside, the heat of the sunlight ignited everywhere in Samlu Town.
Tang Seng then became tired, then his eyelids drooped and he was confused.
Mr. Shui Pan Shuilian asked the maid Erpao to choose clothes for her sometimes, sometimes, and sometimes she painted her eyebrows and eyes. The romance on her face was all the same.
Pan Shuilian was naturally very happy. Many years later, she finally met the person she liked in Shuilu Town, and her joy must be like a tide.
"Second Pao, do you think it's feasible to wear a red flower on my head?" Pan Shuilian looked at herself in the bronze mirror and said to Er Pao, the maid who was tidying up many clothes by the bed with a smile.
When the maid Erpao heard Pan Shuilian’s question, he quickly put down his work, ran behind Pan Shuilian quickly, and flattered her with honey on her mouth:
"Tell me about Mr. Shui, it's so beautiful! It's so beautiful! It's so beautiful! Just because of Mr. Shui's beautiful appearance, any dress can be dazzling. Big grandma is so lucky!"
These two sayings about the maid Erpao made Mr. Shui even more happy. She nodded a little shyly, and then said with a little coquettishness:
"Second artillery, you will be able to speak more. Master, I was happy when I heard this!" Pan Shuilian said, straightening the red flower on her head, and then said:
"So, when I get married to my eldest grandma in three days, I will also quit your maid's job in order to make a man match with you on that day, so that you can match my brother in the mansion for the rest of your life. How do you think?"
The maid Pan Shuilian made this promise for her. She was so excited that she burst into tears on her face. She knelt on the ground with a thunderous voice and thanked her. Just look at the second artillery, maybe she was thinking about the man and finally got what she wanted in flattery.
At the same time, Sun Wukong, who was eating bananas in the living room and Sha Monk who was drinking tea used the eavesdropping magic to hear the conversation between Master Shui Pan Shuilian and the maid Erpao.
After hearing this, they couldn't help but spit out the banana paste and the tea they were chewing from their mouths, and then scratched their heads and chests, and burst into laughter with difficulty.
"My mother! These two women are so sexy. What they talk about is really frivolous. I can't even think of this in ancient times? Why don't you want any reserve at all?" Sha Seng made this comment in a crazy laugh.
"It's so exciting. Listening to them is like listening to a erotic novel. If the master was lucky enough to marry her that day, he wouldn't have been able to get rid of the 10 kilograms of strong pills in the bridal chamber! Damn it! In this way, when the pigs come back, we have to take the master to sneak around, otherwise, I'm worried about the master's kidneys..."
Sun Wukong said, smiling even more crazy with Sha Seng.
At this moment, a strange man walked into the gate of Pan's mansion. He looked like a middle-aged man in his forties and fifties wearing black clothes. The man carried a shoulder pole on his shoulder and two wooden barrels at both ends of the shoulder pole. The reason he entered the door was to carry manure.
When the housekeeper heard the man's reason, he immediately put on an annoyed expression and said:
"Carrying feces? Are you confused? My feces are all feces from high-ranking society. Just because you are poor and you dare to come to my house to carry feces? Don't look at your bad character with your sharp-mouthed face! Get out! If you want to carry feces to other families, you will be careful when you go to someone to beat you up!"
The butler was like eating explosives, and scolded the man with threats. It can be seen that the butler of the Pan family is really rampant! No wonder, the Ergouzi of ordinary wealthy families is so rampant, and he can't hear a word of humanity.
The man who said he was carrying the feces was neither angry nor afraid of what the housekeeper said, but he leaned in front of him with a plain face and whispered, "Hey! Why is Mr. Gao so angry? It's not a waste of me to pick up feces when I come here to pick up feces, I have money to follow."
As the man said, he took out two large incisions of silver from his arms, then looked around, threw out a look of humiliation, made a slut, and secretly stuffed the silver into the butler's hand.
As soon as the housekeeper's hand was crushed by the silver, he immediately put down his capitalist morality. Then he smiled with a crooked mouth, looked around, put the silver into his sleeve, and said arrogantly, "Grandma! It's quite good, I'll give you some feces. Come on, come with me to the thatched cottage in the backyard!"
Then, the housekeeper took the man with the manure carrying man walked from the front yard to the back yard thatched cottage.
The man carrying the feces followed the housekeeper with small steps backwards, and the two thieves kept glanced around while walking, as if observing something.
When he walked to the cottage, the housekeeper pinched his nose and walked outside. Then he pointed his hand into the cottage and asked the man carrying feces to walk in. Then he took out the silver from the sleeve outside and rubbed it with his hands. Aicai's expression showed a lot on his face. And while he rubbed the silver, he scolded the man carrying feces in his heart for using the silver to buy feces.
After the man carrying the feces walked into the thatched cottage, he put the shoulder pole on his shoulder and the wooden barrel downwards, and then he changed a shovel out of thin air and aimed it at the things inside the pit, and hoe it into the wooden barrel one by one.
In fact, seeing this, the real identity of the man who carried the feces was very clear. He was the mouse spirit who was sent by Huang Feihong to Pan's house to inquire about the situation.
The man with mouse sperm changed was hoeing the manure while squeezing to the butler outside the thatched cottage:
"Prince Gao, you see your mansion is busy with decoration, but what's the big deal?"
"Ann, it's Ni! You are so careful with the manure carry. Because my Master Shui got married three days later, he was so decorating this day." The butler replied casually outside.
When the mouse sperm man heard this, his face immediately swelled and thought to himself: "The little girl the king likes is going to get married, but three days later? Damn it! She is going to get married, what should my king do?"
Thinking of it, the rat sperm man asked again: "Oh! So that's it, this is really a great joy! Which prince of our family is we married to?"
"Damn! You have a lot of things to carry manure, and your curiosity is so great. Tell me! You will know that you are not from Shuilu Town when you ask me, Tell me! Even if a foreigner tells you, it doesn't matter. My Master Shui married Tang Monk from the Tang Dynasty!" The housekeeper curled his lips and replied.
"What? The prince's favorite girl actually wants to marry Tang Seng, whom the king likes to eat? It seems that the pig is right. He is really not Tang Seng. Tang Seng is really in Shuilu Town, so he should be in Pan Mansion. This is good, and it can be considered a killing of two birds with one stone. I will go back and tell the king about this important information and let the king take these two things directly in one breath."
After the mouse sperm man finished thinking, he stopped hoeing the feces. With a whistle, he turned into a gust of smoke and flew out.
The housekeeper was still waiting outside the cottage. After waiting for a long time, he saw that there was no sound in the cottage. He even screamed a few times and did not answer, so he walked in and took a look.
When the housekeeper went into the cottage, he saw that the man was gone, and then looked at the wooden barrels and shoulder poles on the ground, and a guess immediately popped up in his mind.
Then the butler shouted in panic:
"Oh my God! That man fell into the pit! That man fell into the pit!"
Chapter completed!