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Chapter 1045 Wukong is not necessarily a monkey

Sun Wukong continued to preach: "Everyone can come today to appreciate my face. As a regular banquet, I will give you a cup of tea. But time is in a hurry and I have to go to the audition at noon."

The third aunt and aunt bared their yellow teeth and said, "Wukong is a sensible child, and he knows how to speak politely. He is such a good child. Wukong, the third aunt and aunt and uncle, sisters and brothers, and aunts who came to him are grateful."

Sun Wukong bowed, and then applause thundered.

Then, Sun Wukong gave a speech at the top of his throat for two hours, probably half an hour more than last time.

Erhe raised his thumb and said to Sanshui beside him: "Wukong's mouth is not necessarily so vernacular. It turns out that he is so vernacular, and his ears are almost out of calluses."

Sanshui endured a mouthful of blood, his expression turned to the extreme and said, "My God, this is not a mouth, he is a full arrow through the clouds."

Sun Wukong's two-hour hard and outstanding speech made people in the yard complain frequently.

At the entrance of Lizhong Village, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and Xiao Bailong were anxiously waiting for Sun Wukong.

The temperature is about 25 at noon, which is quite appropriate and makes people less anxious.

Of course, what I have to say is that Sun Wukong’s speech during this period was under extremely shameful psychological blow. How reluctant Sun Wukong is!

Village flower Liao Jiaojiao passed by Zhu Bajie and the other three, and gave a charming look skillfully, covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "I saw that you couldn't help but say that you three sang well."

Zhu Bajie pretended to be cool and said, "Jiaowa, the three of us won't sing, Brother Wukong sings."

As Zhu Bajie said, he simply talked about his ideal and said, "The three of us are accompaniment, very strong and very penetrating. The important thing is that we will take the path of top bands in the future. We have to buy the most expensive ancient buildings and play with a few super carriages. Haha~, it's so realistic."

Liao Jiaojiao responded hypocritically: "Yes, I can't help but say it's pretty good again. Let's do it first. My mother asked me to make soy sauce. Let's go. I wish you success." After that, she walked forward a few steps and turned around and threw a teasing look.

Zhu Bajie's straight eyes all showed a perverted temperament.

Xiao Bailong patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder, pointed at Liao Jiaojiao, reminding him, "Bajie, I can't help but say that Liao Jiaojiao has been engaged, and he is a lame son of the county magistrate."

Zhu Bajie came to his senses, rubbed his stiff expression, and then said, "I seemed to know it just before, but it was not the main thing that I hadn't been married yet." After that, he walked to the side and sat down, not knowing what to ponder.

Sha Wujing couldn't help it anymore. He didn't think about the words in his mind, and the words came out of his mouth and said, "You guys say why Brother Wukong hasn't come yet? The public ox cart will arrive in a quarter of an hour." As he said that, he looked at the fake small sundial on his wrist.

Xiao Bailong suddenly shouted, "Wow, wow, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing looked stunned.

The little white dragon pulled off a hair, with tears in his eyes, which made people smack their tongues, and said, "Ah, my hair is oily. You can tell how handsome your master is by smelling it."

Xiao Bailong said as he walked towards Sha Wujing, holding his face and said, "Ah, Wujing, my brother, how can you compare with me in this boring appearance?"

The little white dragon was infected by Sun Wukong and learned to cough. He first coughed a few times, then shook Sha Wujing away, took a few quick steps on the spot, put in a charming position, and then said:

"Brother, why can you beat Pan An, kill Song Yu, capture Xi Shi, Diao Chan, handsome Zhaojun, Yuhuan, Alas, you are all because of you being a handsome man, so beautiful that people can't stop, and you can't control it, ah--I suddenly became so jealous of myself."

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing shook their heads helplessly.

Sun Wukong drove the bull huh huh huh carriage that Tang Xuanzang sent Sun Wukong to the entrance of the village. When he saw Zhu Bajie and the other two, he whipped the horse's butt with a horse whip. The horse then yelled out, and then Sun Wukong shouted out through the car window: "Brothers, get in the car."

Zhu Bajie agreed to sit in the Niu Huo Huo's carriage. Xiao Bailong gathered his temper and sat in the carriage. Only Sha Wujing stared at the horse path near the entrance of the village and remained motionless.

Sun Wukong thrust the horse's butt and made the horse scream, and then said, "Hurry up, Wujing, get in the car, hurry up and try it out."

Sha Wujing blinked and said blankly: "Aren't you waiting for the public silly cart?"

Sun Wukong explained to Sha Wujing helplessly: "Wujing, we have a big carriage, why do we still have to ride a public ox carriage? Be obedient and get on the car quickly, otherwise we will be late and Dad Yu will be anxious."

Sha Wujing looked so stupid that no one could defeat him and said, "Brother Wukong, we have to ride a public ox cart outside. Because the horse road is not easy to walk, one shift a day, so we have to seize the opportunity. I just looked at the sundial, and there is still a moment before we can arrive, so wait."

Sun Wukong felt completely helpless and silent, signaling Zhu Bajie, who was sitting in the passenger seat.

Zhu Bajie received the instructions and gestured to the little white dragon sitting in the back seat, saying, "Long, I can't help but talk again. Organizing this difficult task is handed over to you, come on."

The little white dragon gestured a victory gesture, took out a cigarette snake from his sleeve, and then threw it to Sha Wujing, saying, "Wujing, pick up the cigarette snake for me."

Sha Wujing picked up the cigarette, walked to the Niu Huhou carriage, and held it to the little white dragon. I saw that Xiao Bailong had several movements at a speed that was different from ordinary people, dragging Sha Wujing into the Niu Huhou carriage, and then said, "Boy, I'm too young to play with my brothers with my mentally retarded personality."

Sun Wukong whipped a horse's butt and drove towards the spirit god song audition cowshed.

Sha Wujing struggled hard, and shouting loudly did not work. He saw the public ox cart slowly coming through the back window of the big cart. Tears flowed and said cryingly: "I want to sit on the public ox cart."

The little white dragon slapped Sha Wujing on the back and said, "Wujing, have you not applied lubricant when you go out?"

Sha Wujing's eyes were filled with ignorance and tears of ignorance, which really made Sun Wukong and the others hurt their brains.

After sitting in the co-pilot Zhubajie Village, the scholar, Sha Wujing, who insisted on sitting in the public cart, was relieved.

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Suddenly there was another character, which seemed very important, so I took him first.

The night in Wuniu Town was particularly cold, and that day was the Cold Dew solar term, even the moon hid in the thick clouds in the night sky and kept fighting the cold war, so that the moonlight projected onto the ground was faintly swaying.

It was nine o'clock that night, and due to the sudden cold weather, the Pushan Commercial Street, which was originally the most popular in Wuniu Town, was gone.

The shops on both sides of the street tightened the roller shutter doors. Only one shop had a light on the second floor window, as if they were playing mahjong. From time to time, you could hear the sound of slight mahjong plaques rolling on the wooden table in the second floor window, and the sound of card players whispering conversations.

At 9:30, two tall and short figures on the east side of Pushan Street, Liu Haohan and Park Shalu slowly walked towards the west on the dim yellow concrete road illuminated by two rows of street lights.

At this time, a breeze broke out, and one or two white garbage bags that the cleaner could not clean were blown away by the wind, or they were swirling around Liu Haohan and Park Shalu's calves.
Chapter completed!
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