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Chapter 1059 Master, please polish your eyes

When Sun Wukong was less afraid, he continued to explain calmly: "There are some dilapidated wooden boards piled up on the deep side of the alley. My cousin chose some that are still usable, and then on two walls that are not too dilapidated. My cousin thought of using such materials to build a house. The design concept is this: use the two walls as the load-bearing walls of the house, and adjust the height of the roof so that people can raise their heads in the house. Then, on this basis, the bricks on the wall are removed to facilitate the fixing of the wooden boards. Anyway, the basic design pattern is the letter "h".

Puchi-

Sun Wukong farted and continued, "Build the roof and fix the wooden boards up and down on the back of the h to serve as the back wall of the house. There are a few fixed boards on the front side, because there is a door to enter and exit. My cousin calculated that it was almost a two-bedroom apartment, with north and south, and good lighting conditions. As long as there is light, the living environment must be excellent, and it is not disturbed when sleeping, and it is a high-end residential house."

Sun Wukong paused for a moment and explained: "My cousin also named the house after it is built, called "very good new building". What my cousin thought was that when there is conditions, he would add another floor to it until the bottom of the two walls, and there was no way to build it up again, so the name of the house may be changed in the future, which is very likely to be called "Ladder New Building". After my cousin had the idea, he was preparing for construction."

Suddenly, I saw a middle-aged man with "guardian of the ancient city" standing at the entrance of the alley on his arm, and then shouted to his cousin with a fierce look: "Boy, what are you fiddling with here?"

My cousin quickly put down the wooden board in his hand and responded bluntly: "What do you care about me!"

The middle-aged man said even more bluntly: "Oh! He's a fool, what do you think I'm going to do?" As he said that, he walked to his cousin and shook the "Ancient City Guardian" on his arm.

Seeing that the situation was a bit bad, my cousin said, "How do I know what you care about me?"

The middle-aged man pouted and said, "Do you feel that I'm so cute?"

My cousin was a little confused and thought to himself: "Is this guy crazy? He was so arrogant at first, but now he's doing this again."

My cousin didn't know how to answer for a moment, so he forced a smile and nodded stiffly.

Sun Wukong explained affectionately: "The middle-aged man then set up his pose again, sometimes the thinker, sometimes the Mona Lisa, and sometimes the revolution was put into a posture of devoting himself to the revolution. This made my cousin even less sure how to deal with it. Of course, the postures that my cousin did were all that the Song Dynasty people would not do."

My cousin looked at the middle-aged man who had been playing tricks for more than half an hour, but was helpless.

Suddenly, the middle-aged man shouted as if he was injected with chicken blood: "Say, what are you doing here? Is it a spy sent by the Jin Kingdom?"

Of course, my cousin was not to be outdone. He said louder than him: "Do you care what I'm doing here? You are the spy of the Jin Kingdom."

The middle-aged man pulled off the "Guardian of the Ancient City" on his arm and said, "Boy, I wear this for law enforcement. If I don't carry it, I will be from the world. What do you want?"

My cousin was even bigger, and he tightened his belt and said, "Don't play this with me. It's useless. If you have the ability, you can see your ability."

Suddenly, the middle-aged man pouted again and said in a coquettish voice: "Little brother, why do you think I am so suspicious? Alas! I'm so angry!"

My cousin instantly petrified. He was stunned for a long time and said, "Which god is you? Why do you torture me, a mortal who has no money and no power, so much?"

The middle-aged man raised his eyebrows and said, "Where is it! Just kidding, I just do the job of guarding the ancient city, and I am a god!" After that, he gently patted his cousin's shoulder and smiled.

My cousin was unable to find a way to make up for the language gap between the schizophrenia patients, so he had no choice but to slowly slap the house building plan in his heart over time, thinking: "I originally wanted to complete a very good new building, but I didn't expect to be disturbed by a strange man. Could it be that I want to start a ground in the ancient city and I will be punished by God?"

Snap-

A crappy lightning flashed through the air, and the fierce and strong light was dazzling.

At this time, two familiar faces appeared at the entrance of the alley.

When my cousin saw it, he couldn't help but burst into tears. He shouted at the top of his lungs: "Bajie, cousin Zhu Bajie, yaya hey, my relatives!"

Sun Wukong put his arm on Zhu Bajie's shoulder and breathed a long breath and said, "Cousin, I'm looking for you. Although Yun Township is not big, it's really hard to find you."

Zhu Bajie squatted down, shook Sun Wukong for a moment, and pretended to complain, "Cousin, why did you find such a place? It's too troublesome to find a cousin."

Sun Wukong asked, "Cousin, who is that person next to you?"

Before the middle-aged man could speak first, he turned around and looked at Sun Wukong in a hurry. Zhu Bajie shouted fiercely: "Do you care who I am? What's the matter? Are you three accomplices?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie came to his cousin and the middle-aged man.

They saw a middle-aged man holding a red cloth strip in his hand. Because the red cloth strips were clustered together, they could only see the word "city".

Sun Wukong leaned into his cousin's ear and whispered: "Cousin, why did you mess with the urban management yamen runners? Do you know how troublesome this urban management yamen runners are?"

After hearing Sun Wukong's words, my cousin laughed, then pointed at the middle-aged man and said loudly: "What kind of city management yamen runners are just guardians of an ancient city with schizophrenia."

Zhu Bajie asked his cousin: "Cousin, how could you be with mental illness?"

Another sudden, the middle-aged man said sissyly: "Oh! I said, "You guy, what a mental illness, we can't guard the ancient city anymore, we are called the little overlord of the ancient city! Hi! Why am I so masculine?" After saying that, he raised his orchid finger.

My cousin pulled Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie who were stunned for a moment and ran out of the alley, saying, "This matter is too complicated. From now on, I will follow my cousin's long-term plan. Thirty-six plans are the best way to go!"

When the middle-aged man saw Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and his cousin ran away, a ghostly smile appeared on his face. He whispered: "Hmph! If you want to ruin the things left by your ancestors, you have to pass me first. Even pretending to be mentally ill can make that stupid boy stunned. That stupid boy is really unpredictable."

After pulling Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie for a distance, my cousin took a breath and asked, "Aren't you two going to find a change job? Why are you here to find me?"

Sun Wuqi replied panting: "The work has been solved, not only the work has been solved, but even the food and accommodation problem has been solved."

Zhu Bajie was so tired that he was out of breath and said with a panting, "That's right, we are about to get on the right track of our lives. I'm so excited, my cousin!"

My cousin doubted, "Really?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie said in unison: "Really!"

My cousin asked again with certainty: "Is it true?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie responded together: "It's true."

Sun Wukong pointed his fingers to the sky and said excitedly: "Swearing to the sky is definitely true."

When my cousin saw Sun Wukong and Dapanggang serious, he no longer doubted anything. He replied with great excitement: "So we don't need to build a house?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie replied together: "That's right!"
Chapter completed!
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