"It's a long story to talk about why Buddha shaves me."

The giant man in black and shiny head was covered with sadness, then sighed a long sigh, and then his eyes contained confusion and grievance.

"It seems that this black thing is going to tell a story, so I suggest sitting down and listening."

Tang Seng blew his nose, waved his head to look at Sun Wukong who was standing in front of his right and tickling the tickles of Tianzi who was standing behind his left.

As soon as Sun Wukong and Tianzhi and Tang Seng's eyes met, they nodded to varying degrees, and then they all chose a coffin lid and sat down.

Sun Wukong glanced at Gao Cuilan who was fainting on the ground, and pointed with her monkey claws: "Master, where is her?"

"Let her lie there!" Tang Seng replied without looking at him.

"She is a human being, a woman, and she will catch a cold after a long time," said Sun Wukong.

"How many meanings? Do you want to hug her?" Tang Seng shook Sun Wukong with a stern look.

"Oh, Master, I am a monkey, how can I hold her? Besides, she is still Tianpeng's partner. In the future, Tianpeng will seek the scriptures from us. According to seniority, he will become my junior brother, and then she will become my brother's wife. You say that I am... this..." Sun Wukong's monkey blushed: "Master, I really can't do it, I will carry it on my back!"

Bang!

Tang Monk picked up a wooden board and knocked it on Sun Wukong's head, and then he taught seriously:

"Wukong, Wukong, Master really didn't expect you to be such a monkey. Master really misjudged you. You simply disappointed Master too much. How could you think of carrying her on your back?"

Tang Seng sighed and shook his head with a sad look on his face.

Sun Wukong quickly admitted his mistake and said, "Master, I was wrong. I just felt the atmosphere a little awkward. Just make a joke to adjust and adjust, there is no other meaning, Master, you..."

Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, Tang Seng suddenly said, "Please carry it, Master has considered it. Carrying it is better than carrying it."

"Ah?" Sun Wukong was stunned.

"Is it over? I've been here for a long time and I'm ready to tell a story. I'm very tired. Can you focus on me?" The giant man in the black evil demon said impatiently.

Tang Monk quickly gave a smile: "I'm sorry, the foreplay is a bit long, let's start!" After saying that, he raised his eyebrows at the Black Evil Demon Giant Man.

Then, the giant black demon cried a few times and cleared his throat, and opened his big black mouth and was about to start speaking.

At this time, Sun Wukong, who had recovered from his senses, gently pulled Tang Monk's sleeve and muttered in a low voice: "Hey, Master, do you still carry it?"

Tang Monk was so rude that he felt as if Sun Wukong owe him: "If you love to bear it, don't bear it!"

When Sun Wukong saw the strong and disdainful expression on Tang Monk's face, the fire that was pressed in his heart for a long time and could not be released was burned to his heart.

His face sank, jumped up from the cover of the coffin, and shouted to Tang Monk with a look of unwillingness:

"Bald, I've been holding back enough of you! What do you mean? You said you asked me to carry her just now, but I just confirmed it with you again, but you were so good, you actually threw out such a bad face, and pouted your mouth, saying whether you want to carry it or not. Damn! I am the Monkey King, I don't have any face to come out!"

When Tang Seng saw Sun Wukong suddenly getting angry, he was not showing weakness. He stepped on the lid of the coffin and shouted back with his feet:

"Hey, you monkey dares to yell at me now. You still have to be face-saving. The Monkey King, no, don't think I don't know what you mean, you just want to have bad thoughts on the fainting woman!"

Tang Monk paused for a moment, pinched his throat and continued to shout: "

"I just say something casually, you'll be really excited, you really have to carry it! I'm actually trying to test your heart in disguise. I've tried it out in disguise, it's really pickled! Bah! I'm showing off a serious monkey during the day, and when I'm sleeping at night, I'll shout lustfully, Huayin, don't leave, Huayin, don't leave, Damn! Disgusting! Do you think I can't hear it? I've heard it all! I've heard it every night from Wuzhishan to Gaoxing Town this month! I thought I would leave you with some monkey faces and not say it out, and I don't plan to write down your monkey problems in the booklet given to me by the Buddha, but I won't do this anymore. I want to expose you. In front of this black monster, and this immortal who sits still and doesn't disturb you, I'm going to expose you! I want to expose you, an impure monkey!"

Tang Seng is indeed more suitable for scolding than Sun Wukong. If he is a woman, he must be the best shrew.

But Tang Seng's set of words stabbed Sun Wukong hard on the scar.

Sun Wukong became even more angry, and his greater anger came to his heart. He grinned in anger:

"Bald, you don't sleep at night and eavesdrop on me in my sleep talk! Why don't you listen to yourself when you are idle? You usually yell around that you are a monk in the Tang Dynasty, but you are lazy when you recite scriptures. I remind you that you have many reasons and excuses, saying that you don't chant scriptures, you don't chant scriptures when you have toothache, you don't chant scriptures, you don't chant scriptures when you have constipation, and you don't chant scriptures even if you have earwax in your ears, you don't chant scriptures every day, are monks still monks? Where is your Buddha? Ah? Ask you! You are a stinky monk who is full of swear words, does not brush your teeth all day long, and is still close to me!"

Sun Wukong suppressed his anger for more than a month and finally burst out without any shackles at this moment.

He no longer tolerate it, he chose to roar.

"Monkey, do you want me to recite the pain in my head and curse you?!"

The inner demon in Tang Monk's body expanded due to the anger he had. It was trying to hit Tang Monk's only remaining control, trying to make him crazy.

Tang Seng's head became dizzy at this moment, and his spirit began to become a little dazed, and he couldn't control himself.

Naturally, Sun Wukong would not give in now, and he forced Tang Seng to take a step forward, deliberately putting on an indifferent accent:

"Come on, if you have the ability, come on. Isn't it just a curse of brain pain? I'm fucking afraid that you are bald, I'm not the Monkey King!"

Tianzi and the Heisha Monster Giant Weng were stunned. Their dull expressions seemed to mean that it was difficult to accept that Tang Seng and Sun Wukong would argue so fiercely because of a sesame small thing.

"What's the situation? Aren't you going to listen to the story? Why did the master and apprentice suddenly quarrel?" Tian Zhi thought to himself with a confused mind.

The giant black demon man closed his open mouth, closed his spread thick legs, and said happily: "It's a good quarrel. It's better for them to fight. It's better for them to fight. If the monkey hadn't beat me up so hard, I could still come here to admit defeat with you? Still telling stories? Damn! I'm idle. I'm not able to kill that monk in Qiyang City. I'm so unlucky enough. I'm all blamed for the thing called the best in heaven, and I'm still immortal? I have to try to beat him up when I find an opportunity!"

The giant black demon man finished speaking angrily, then looked at the direction of the sky first, who had just sat on the lid of the coffin.

But when the black evil demon giant man looked at Sun Wukong and Tang Seng eagerly tried to show their ruthless sight to each other and adjusted to the position where the sky first station should be.

But I only saw a coffin lid, which was empty and was not the best in heaven.

"Hey? It's strange. Where is the number one in heaven?" The giant man in black evil scratched his head and said strangely.

Just when the Black Evil Demon Giant Weng was strange, he felt that he was being pulled by something first, and was about to wonder. Suddenly, he felt a powerful suction force coming from behind him. Without waiting for a counterattack, he pulled him out of the door. In this scene, Sun Wukong and Tang Seng had no time to discover it.

The giant black demon king was like a stone that had left the slingshot in the dark, constantly whizzing backwards. He wanted to shout in panic, but was covered by some invisible force, and he couldn't open his mouth no matter what.

Whoosh swish swish swish-

The black evil demon giant man quickly moved backwards in the dark night for a while, and then stopped on an empty ground.

Plop—

The black evil demon giant man fell heavily to the ground from mid-air.

"Oh my god, I'm so sad, I'm so sad. Who is this? I'm playing with my back? I have the ability to stand up. Damn it! I won't smash you into meat paste!" The giant man in the black evil demon rubbed his waist and his back and screamed in pain, grinning at the big black mouth.

At this moment, a black shadow flashed in front of the giant man, and then said in a magnetic voice: "Your performance is so bad!"

"I should have guessed it was you, ha!" Ju Weng let out a cold voice, then got up from the ground, straightened his huge body in front of the black shadow and said, "You try to get beaten by a monkey. You can't hurt your waist when you stand and speak, hum!"

The black shadow lowered his head and said, "I've messed up again, what do you think you should do!"

"Ask me? Are you wrong? Do you think my brain is working well? Every day since I became a demon in Qiyang City for a hundred years, I have never worked well. I thought I was in the fairy world!"

Ju Weng said, snorting coldly again, then looked at the black shadow with his head down: "Can you raise your head? You are the only one here, and you are still lowering your head to pretend to be deep!"

After Ju Weng finished speaking, the black shadow slowly raised his head. When the black shadow's face appeared in Ju Weng's sight, the moonlight hit his face and something unexpected happened.

He is actually the best in the dark shadow!

The giant man looked at the sky for the first time, smiled and said, "Wow! He changed his clothes very quickly. He was still a knight-style dress in that broken house. Now he is a night walker in this family. The sky is the best, are you bored or not!"

Tian Zhi smiled coldly: "Of course it's boring. The good drama is because you were caught by Sun Wukong, and it's completely broken. It's not enough to make a mistake. It seems that you don't want to stay in Qiyang City. Listen to the Buddha's words and walk the path you don't want to go? You were actually planning to tell your story in that charity village just now, and you almost walked around yourself. You are really afraid that others won't see that you are brainless! Fortunately, the two masters and apprentices quarreled, otherwise they would completely collapse."

After hearing this, Ju Weng sighed and sat down on the ground again, and said unconvincedly: "Isn't it enough to kill Tang Monk?! There are so many good opportunities to kill Tang Monk directly in Qiyang City. You have to act. For example, when the monkey fought against the pig that ate the demon stone, our demon and Tang Monk hid in the inn. At this time, it is okay to let our demons corpse Tang Monk together, and the monkey would definitely not have time to react."

"It's absolutely impossible to kill Tang Seng! I've told you hundreds of times that Tang Seng must be alive. This is the script I arranged. Also, remember that I am the protagonist, my name is Tianzi, No. 1! In that scene, my protagonist did not come out. Can Tang Seng die? I'm mentally retarded!" Tianzi said anxiously.

"There is also the fact that our demon invited Tang Seng to dinner, and let him drink and eat meat. He won the Black Killing Gu and Wanhuabai that I carefully developed, and just sent him to the underworld. It's such a trouble, and he hasn't killed him yet." Ju Weng said complainingly.

"I just said that I am the protagonist and I am the protagonist, why can't you hear it? How can the protagonist end without appearing? Besides, I said that Tang Seng cannot die, this is the fundamental point of the script." Tian Zhi was a little crazy by Ju Weng.

"What a bad script, I can't act this drama anymore." Ju Weng lay on the ground and started to act slutty.

Tian Zhi saw Ju Weng like this and chuckled, "Then do you still have to listen to the Buddha? Take the path you don't want to take?"

"No! I won't leave if I beat you to death. I will stay in Qiyang City." Ju Weng said resolutely.

"Then you have to keep acting with me. When I get something that belongs to Sun Wukong, I will let Tang Seng disappear and let you not have to go the path you don't want to take." Tian Yi said with a look of longing.
Chapter completed!