What?

Cut down trees!

Sun Wukong and Yun Lidao heard the sound coming from behind and turned around and took a look.

I saw a tall and tall man with a big axe on his shoulder, rushing towards Sun Wukong and Yunlidao with his head held high and rushing towards Sun Wukong and Yunlidao, rubbing his feet very quickly.

"Who is here? My golden eyes are now malfunctioning. Can you calculate the Yunli Dao?"

Sun Wukong looked at the man carrying the axe rushing towards him with a confused look on his face, and asked Yunlidao.

Yun Lidao closed his eyes and calculated, then opened his eyes and said:

"The Great Sage, his name is Hu Zhenbiao. He is from Zhuquan Village, fifty miles north of Xianyugang. His profession is a woodcutter, unmarried, with an IQ of minus 30 degrees below the IQ, which is even stupider than a mentally retarded. His dream is to marry a wife who can have children."

Sun Wukong scratched his head and nodded: "Oh, I understand. Since he is a wood chopper, that's nothing, we don't have to worry about him!"

"Great Sage, you can't ignore it!" Yun Lidao shouted.

"Why?" Sun Wukong was stunned by Yunli's sword.

"Because he wants to cut down the trees on the salted fish hill, and the leaves on a tree on the salted fish hill!" Yun Lidao yelled with excitement.

"As for such a big reaction, do you need to say it again? I'm not unaware that it's a certain leaf now!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, grabbed the fleas in the crunching nest, threw them into his mouth and chewed them.

At this time, Hu Zhenbiao, a firewood chopper, was still more than 200 meters away from running to Sun Wukong and Yunlidao...

"Oh, Great Sage, you don't know. The reason why I reacted like this is because Hu Zhenbiao would kill the rushing upside down if he cuts down a tree!"

Yun Lidao's eyes widened even wider, so excited that he was crazy.

"What? Will it hurt Yunlidao? What does this mean?"

Sun Wukong frowned and looked confused.

"Because if Hu Zhenbiao cut down the tree where he was waiting for and broke the roots of the tree, then he would lose his life because of the upward movement. After all, he is a leaf now. If the roots of a tree are broken, can the leaves survive? Naturally, he is waiting to be roasted by the sun, roasted into dried leaves, and become the kind of crisp and crisp dried leaves. When the wind blows, it will turn into slag, which is equivalent to breaking into the corpse without leaving any remaining!"

Yun Lidao finished the reason for it in one breath, and he let out a big sigh and gasped for a while.

"Oh, what you mean is that the tree is cut down, and it will be hang up if it turns into leaves! Damn, such a simple thing is so difficult to say, I can just not let him cut it down."

Sun Wukong cut it and put the monkey hair together with his hands.

Yunlidao nodded quickly: "The Great Sage is wise!"

After they talked, the wood chopper named Hu Zhenbiao also ran to them. Then Hu Zhenbiao looked at Sun Wukong and Yun Lidao, frowned foolishly, and asked silly:

"Two big brothers, what are your names? Why do you feel like the two big brothers were deliberately stopping me?"

Sun Wukong looked at Hu Zhenbiao's silly appearance and smiled and said, "Oh, I am your brother Sun," pointing to Yunlidao: "He is your brother Yun. We are not deliberately blocking your way here, but, but..."

Sun Wukong couldn't think of a reason for a moment, so he tilted his head and asked Yun Lidao in a low voice: "Hey, what are you saying we are better? Hurry up and get on!"

Yunlidao shook his eyes at Sun Wukong, nodded, and replied to Hu Zhenbiao:

"Hey, we are the matchmakers who say dear to you!"

When Sun Wukong heard such a reason appearing in Yunlidao's mouth, he immediately slammed his left face, grinned his teeth, raised his eyebrows and said that he was smart.

Yun Lidao hissed in pain, covered his face, and blinked at Sun Wukong.

"The matchmaker who told me about my dearness? It means finding a wife for me?"

When Hu Zhenbiao heard this, he excitedly dropped the axe from his shoulders, and opened his mouth, and his dull eyes were shining.

"Yeah!" Yun Lidao nodded and said, "Your Brother Yun, I am not a bad person, so I will not lie. We are here just to tell you a wife."

thump!

As soon as Yun Lidao finished speaking, Hu Zhenbiao threw away the big axe in his hand, knelt down at Sun Wukong and Yun Lidao, and kowtowed twice to them with a silly smile.

"Thank you, Brother Sun, Brother Yun. I heard from my father that I am twenty-six years old today and have not married a wife yet. I am so whispering every day that I can only solve my needs with my hands. I want to marry a wife. If I marry a wife, I can leave it without my hands and have a child as smart as me!"

After Hu Zhenbiao finished speaking, Bangbang kowtowed to Sun Wukong and Yun Li.

Sun Wukong laughed and whispered to Yunlidao: "Is this guy really a fool? Why do you understand everything?"

"Great Sage, he is definitely a fool, just don't worry." Yun Lidao replied in a low voice to Sun Wukong's words, coughed and said, "Great Sage, can you become a woman now?"

"What are you going to become a woman?" Sun Wukong said in confusion.

"Be your wife for Hu Zhenbiao, so that you can help him away!" Yun Lidao said with a sneering smile on his face.

After hearing this, Sun Wukong thought for a moment, and said with a giggle:

"Oh, so you are so bad, okay, I understand! Damn, I just wanted to use my force to stop the chopping wood. After hearing what you said, it is even easier to use strategy without force!"

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he happily slapped Yun Lidao's left face again, and then took advantage of the juncture of Hu Zhenbiao's head down, pulled out a monkey hair on his body, pouted and blew a breath at the monkey hair.

In an instant, a woman with a pretty appearance stood beside Sun Wukong.

The woman who turned from Monkey Hair in the Cloud Li took a look at it and said in surprise:

"Great Sage, yes, the quality is good. Isn't it wrong to give it to that fool Hu Zhenbiao like this?" Yun Lidao was a pity for the woman who turned from monkey hair.

Sun Wukong curled his lips and said, "What a pity? This looks like a woman, but just a hair. Besides, if you have a soul or not, you can't speak or act, you can only be considered a doll!"

Yunlidao stared at the woman who turned into monkey hair, drooled, and frowned and whispered to Sun Wukong:

"Great Sage, even a rag doll can vent. You can help me change it later. To be honest, I am almost thirty years old this year, and no woman has ever liked me. She has been using her hands like Hu Zhenbiao, which is so miserable!"

Sun Wukong raised his mouth and slammed his tongue at Yunli's knife and said, "Since you also like dry hair, I'll wait for the root hair to be pulled out and become a more beautiful one for you, and then let you vent your inflated desire."

"Okay! Then we decided so happily."
Chapter completed!