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Chapter 143 The Story of Humen's Secret Hall

"You actually know this?" When Sun Wukong and Yun Lidao heard this, they looked at him in surprise.

"Of course I know, just like you know I'm a demon." Huhu Shengsheng said, blinking at Yunlidao.

"Since that's the case, you might tell us?" Yun Lidao asked in a daze.

"Of course I can tell you, but before that you have to listen to me telling you something very confused." Huhu Shengsheng kept his power in hiding.

"I almost beat you into a pig just now. How can you still be so kind?" Sun Wukong curled his lips and refused to believe it, and then said to Yun Lidao: "Be careful of fraud!"

"I believe it or not, I will leave if I don't believe it. I will see what you can do." After saying that, Hu Hu became powerful and asked his son Hu Zhenbiao to help him up, and he was about to turn around and leave.

"Slow down!" Yun Lidao shouted Huhu Shengwei and said, "We can listen."

Sun Wukong pulled Yunlidao's clothes and whispered: "Hey, aren't you afraid of being fooled by him. We don't have much time to play with him."

"Great Sage, don't worry, think about it, since he can know why we came to Xianyugang, he must be an ordinary demon. Maybe he really has what we need in his hands, so let's listen to it, how long can a story be? Yes?" Yun Lidao whispered.

When Sun Wukong heard this, he thought about it and felt something was reasonable, so he said, "Okay, let me listen and let him say it."

Yun Lidao nodded with a hunch: "Okay, just tell your story, but I advise you not to be malicious, otherwise you will not have a good end."

"Don't worry, I think it's something valuable." Huhu responded with great confidence, and then said to himself: "Grandma, I'm going to cheat my son, and I'm going to beat me up so hard, so I won't be able to kill you."

After that, Huhu Shengsheng told his story.

This story is a story related to the powerful village, and it seems to have some important hidden information.

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Once the sky in Guteng Village is dark, Hu Bagua will be worried about the black clay pot in Humen’s dark hall again.

As soon as the sun sets, Hu Bagua hurriedly led his black dog, and took the nearest path from the north of the village to the Humen Secret Hall in the south of the village.

Then, in the dark hall, turning on the lights and waxes, guarding the black clay pot, as if someone was going to steal the black clay pot.

For six and a half years, Hu Bagua has been like this almost every day. He can't sleep well and can't eat well, which has caused the whole spirit and body shape to be reduced by half.

In his thirties, he worked hard to become sixty.

He is 1.8 meters tall and weighs 100 pounds. Without stretching his arms and legs, he is simply a hot pot chopstick.

And he also hunched his back and bent his waist, and was as bulging as if he was carrying a big fire.

The collapsed eye sockets, concave cheeks, pointed fingernails, and messy bird's nest heads are like an authentic rural shemale.

But is this what he is willing to do?

If you go back six and a half years ago, when you see the tiger gossip that is straight and walking, and the wind blows a little, you will quickly take out the small bronze mirror and comb your hair to comb your hair, you can clearly know that this is not what he wants.

Perhaps it was due to a promise and promise six and a half years ago that led to his current embarrassment.

But what are promises and promises?

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Six and a half years ago, on the 16th day of the twelfth lunar month, the sun began to deflect to the west.

In the tiger's den a hundred meters north of Humen Dark Hall (the tiger's den is just like the village), a wonderful music emerges from a magical box.

"Good luck comes, I wish you good luck, good luck comes, bringing joy and love..."

In this joyful atmosphere, the villagers kept their ears closed as usual, and they should do their jobs at home and quarrel with their wives. Regardless of whether the melody of the magic box in the tiger's den is erotic, anyway, the dog cannot spit out ivory in its mouth, and the donkey's lips are not right.

However, the village chief Hu Yaya, who was staying in the three thatched houses in the tiger's den, had the intention to enjoy the music.

One clapped his hands, the other shook his legs, raised his butt from time to time to fart, and pouted from time to time to drink water.

Just as Liu Kaishan and Xu Jibao were leisurely, the magical box suddenly stopped ringing.

Was~~~Ka~~~

The magic box makes such a strange set of sounds.

Suddenly, there was no sound, and the two arrogant guys, Hu Yaya and Hu Bangbang, almost fell from the chair, fell head-on to the ground, and were riding a big crane to travel west.

"Damn, I'm silent again, stopping three times a day. Who can bear this? Just when I heard that my good luck was prosperous, I almost developed all over the world. I just stuck it. Where can I go to the world..."

The deputy village chief Hu Bangbang complained because the magic box had no sound. Seeing his resentment on his face, he was holding his nose and tilting his mouth, just like the village widow Hu Xi was on his body.

"Okay, good, yes, with a child, there will be no sound. According to the previous process, it will be a half hour before the sound comes. Taking advantage of this time, you just lie on the table and read the village morning newspaper. If you don't want to read it, just gather the accounts and other things. Maybe I was drinking the fake wine at the Widow Huxi's house yesterday. My head was so confused, so I took a look first."

After the village chief Huyaya pussed, he leaned on the chair, pinched the three and started snoring.

Hu Bangbang saw Hu Yaya closed his eyes and did not dare to make any more noise. He was like a big black dog in the Hu Bagua family. When the order came, he did not dare to bark and lie down on the table and read the newspaper.

Content of the village morning newspaper: How can men last long?

Hu Bangbang looked at it seriously and worked hard, just like a little mouse who was thinking about how to open the cover of the rice jar.

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The story of Huhu's power is told in a casual manner. Sun Wukong and Yun Lidao, including his stupid son Hu Zhenbiao, became addicted and was very focused.

But just when the story was about to cause a big wave and it was exciting, the conversation between the two people under Xianyugang first made Sun Wukong distract him.

"Shopkeeper, are you sure that the baby is in Xianyugang?"

"Of course, it's certain that this news was told to me by the immortal. As long as we climb to the Xianyugang and see the tallest and thickest tree, we will be the treasure."

"But the shopkeeper, why would a tree be a treasure? Do you think it would be that great immortal who deceives us!"

"How could the Great Immortal deceive us? No, the Great Immortal clearly told me that the tree is priceless, so we just need to dig it away."

"Mom, it's so tiring to dig a tree. Besides, how can we get rid of it?"

"Damn, I'll just shout if I don't work. Where did I go to steal rice cakes from the beams in our rice shop? Do you care how it can be transported away? Dig it first and then finish it."

"Okay, everything is followed by the shopkeeper's order. I just hope that the shopkeeper will make a lot of money in the future and just get a small amount of one or two taels."

"Hey, these are all small matters. As long as this matter is done well, we will do it all."

"Shopkeeper, are you saying this seriously?"

"Damn, can I still lie to you as big as a shopkeeper? Stop talking nonsense, come with me quickly."
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