Chapter 258: Not a Demon, but a Hidden Expert
Deep in the green forest on the east side of the desert, a herder in his fifties lived, living alone with thirty sheep, five cows and four lame ducks.
When Sun Wukong saw him for the first time, Sun Wukong recognized that he must be a secluded master and must be the one who knows the best in the world to sublimate.
"I met for the first time. I don't know the old man's preferences. This is a specialty from our place. Don't dislike it. I hope the old man will accept it with a smile." Sun Wukong said politely, holding two lame ducks with hair peeling off.
The old man smiled and responded politely: "If you don't dislike it, how could you dislike it? There are not many young men as good as you these days. It just so happened that when I went to herd sheep, I lost two ducks, which was considered to be a supplement." As he said that, he took the duck in Sun Wukong's hand and his smile became even brighter.
It was a little dark, and the old man stewed the two lame ducks in large pieces and stewed a big pot of soup, both of which were both good in color and fragrance. The only disadvantage was that there was no salt, but this did not mean that Sun Wukong was originally a light mouth. Moreover, he was still a vegetarian.
The old man is really pitiful. There are so few old man who are so real these days. Sun Wukong is hypocritical and hateful. There are more and more people who are so hypocritical and hateful like Sun Wukong these days.
That night, Sun Wukong and the old man drank a lot of wine. The wine level was very high, and Sun Wukong was also very interested. He seemed to see the cooked duck flying. Lin Fei left a sentence before, "You hypocritical duck killer."
The old man's bed is woven with thick rattan, which is both elegant and comfortable, and is very suitable for the sublimation. Sun Wukong found that the old man is very good at living, and Sun Wukong also found that he had lived in vain for so many years.
The old man was drunk and told the words that were more awake than when he was awake, so Sun Wukong felt that darkness was extremely terrifying.
A pool of water appeared in the middle of the desert on a full moon night, which was unnecessary. It was just a few years later that the place where the bird did not shit turned into a gold pot in the jurisdiction. What Sun Wukong despised most in his life was this method. He had no choice but to put some contempt in his eyes.
The old man's enthusiasm complements the desert, and the oasis around him seems to be redundant. The life philosophy that goes all night long should be a lot tired, lacking water. No matter how much life philosophy is, it is more acceptable to people. The old man is very funny, but the shortcomings are that the more he talks, the more he says it, the more he feels like he is talking sarcastic.
"I am a vulgar person in the world, and I don't talk about elegance and coquettishness" is the sentence that the old man appears the most frequently. From this, it can be clearly seen that the old man's literary talent is much greater than his culture.
The next day, I planned to go to the middle of the desert and rolled my eyes and paused the pool water that was made of nothing. However, the rain came so urgently that it delayed Sun Wukong's plan.
So, Sun Wukong had to continue listening to the old man's rumor to the philosophy of life.
Sun Wukong thought, "If you hear too much philosophy, you will ignore it."
After that, Sun Wukong struggled for a long time in the right and wrong.
The rain came quickly, but it left very slowly. It rained for three days. During these three days, Sun Wukong's eardrums were suffering from the old man. After that, if he heard a sound greater than 30 degrees of Bei, it would be broken as soon as he heard it.
Sun Wukong was worried about Sun Wukong's eardrums, and at the same time, he was worried about the old man's mouth and throat.
Sun Wukong guessed that the old man said in his previous life would not have more than three sentences. He was able to release himself until he met himself in his next life.
So why does God rain for three days? It is because he wants to fulfill his dream of being clever, speaking in a straightforward manner, chatting endlessly, and talking in general.
Therefore, Sun Wukong found that his ears and the old man's mouth were extremely close.
The rain stopped on the afternoon of the third day, but the sky was still cloudy, as if the villain was shamelessly saying that he was a good egg's ugly face. The hypocritical good eggs looked at the sky ashamed and at the same time put on a high posture.
In this regard, Sun Wukong's view is that the current good guy becomes a bad guy as he is good, while the bad guy becomes a bad guy as he is bad, but the bad guy becomes a bad guy as he is surprisingly bad. I don't know who can understand Sun Wukong's view, maybe only Sun Wukong himself understands it.
After leaving the old man's home, leaving the desert, walking ten kilometers southward, and reaching another town, Sun Wukong realized that he was traveling and hiking.
Perhaps this is also part of sublimation, or part of sublimation.
This town is different from the town where Sun Wukong was born, with different buildings and facilities, including sunlight, air, water, flowers, plants and trees, and even people are different. Due to the differences in people, Sun Wukong couldn't help but think about it again.
There is a teahouse on the easternmost side of this town. The decoration of the teahouse complements the teahouse. I really have to admire the boss's extraordinary mind, but if the hype that does not consider the essence and consequences, the mind of the teahouse owner will be greatly reduced.
Sun Wukong walked into this teahouse. Because it was the first time, he seemed very careful and restrained, so as not to spend money and lose face.
When Sun Wukong had just sat in a seat near the window, two private school students wearing yard uniforms rushed into the door, with their facial expressions and body movements in a hurry.
One of the private school students ran to the counter, smashed the counter with his hands and said loudly: "Waiter, waiter, waiter, two cups of high-quality Western Region tea, two cups of high-quality Western Region tea, two cups of high-quality Western Region tea."
The only waiter in the teahouse was standing next to Sun Wukong, preparing to serve Sun Wukong. Seeing that the private school student was so irritable, he shouted sternly: "What are you doing? Do you want to tear down my counter, or do you want to die, or are you tired of living?"
When the two private school students heard the waiter's stern voice, they immediately stopped tactfully. In a very subtle voice, they said together: "Two cups of high-quality Western Region tea."
The waiter got the upper hand and took advantage of the wind, and his voice even loudly said, "You two little guys didn't see me busy." Then, he threw out the face of a bad woman.
Sun Wukong stood up and said to the waiter softly: "I'm not in a hurry. You're busy with the two children first. The two children are almost replicating the reading machine. The expression of the cassette is almost on their faces. I'm really not in a hurry."
After hearing Sun Wukong's words, the waiter smiled with a slut. Sun Wukong guessed that his appearance would definitely make him confused. He thought that Sun Wukong was the chairman of a listed company, or something, so he did not dare to be cold Sun Wukong.
He said, "Okay, sir, then please wait a moment."
After saying that, he bowed deeply to Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong was embarrassed and thought to himself, "Is human dignity really worthless in a certain situation? It's really not worth it. Is it necessary to carry forward the spirit of filial piety to everyone?"
The waiter made two cups of high-quality Western Region teas for the two private school students, teased them for a while, and handed them to them, saying, "Have you changed your taste? Didn't you drink shit tea before?"
One of the private school students spoke pure Mandarin and looked like a representative of the abacus class or study committee member in the class. He looked around, looked around, lowered his voice, and said, "Shh, brother, just know, don't say it. This time it was not what our teacher wanted, but what our teacher in the private school wanted, and we didn't dare to ask for it today."
Chapter completed!