Chapter 266 Is it a time-travel?
The Narcissus was furious and roared:
"Why did Li Nakamura suddenly cut off the power? He was planning to wear a cool hairstyle and participate in an exciting and important occasion. He hasn't plugged in yet. Crack, the power went off. What does it mean? I'm playing with me? I know that I'm so handsome after dressing up. Are you jealous?"
A gentle voice from the other end of the phone replied: "Sir, don't worry, it's understandable that this situation will happen. Maybe you will call again in a while? Besides, we are reporting here for the financial situation, and the telephone is not under the control of this place. I hope you can see the number clearly when reporting in the future. Thank you, goodbye."
After the phone was hung up, Wang Shui Narcissus picked up the number directory and compared it, "Oh, I was reckless, I pressed the wrong two 1s, it should be 2 here, hey, it's so embarrassing."
Looking back at the gentle voice on the other end of the phone just now, Narcissus Wang's cheeks turned red, and his heart was pounding involuntarily. I seemed to fall in love with her. What should I do? I wonder if the sudden feeling of love is the same?"
Immediately afterwards, he became shy and laughed "hehe" from time to time. Narcissus Wang's actions at this time completely exposed his arrogant personality of being a light, narcissistic, and ignorant.
The yard of Sun Wukong's house was crowded with people, and they were surrounded by traces. They looked at Sun Wukong, a speaker who was not very optimistic in the past.
Seeing so many people, Sun Wukong couldn't help but want to speak and express his ideals in his heart. In order to make everyone see Sun Wukong's self-conceived handsome appearance, Sun Wukong simply stood on the roof.
Sun Wukong corrected his clothes, pulled his sleeves, slammed the corners of his clothes, and said in a very elegant manner: "Dear fellow villagers, friends, children, adult friends, men, women, good morning, when the sun is so hot, the temperature is basically not high, and the wind is pretty good, we gathered together, why did we gather together? I thought about it before and after tracing the root cause, because of my ideals, my music..."
Sun Wukong and his second sister climbed to the roof and brought Sun Wukong a glass of water.
The people in the yard looked up at Sun Wukong, and there were also a few ignorant girls admiring Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong took a sip, pretended to taste it, and continued to preach: "My music, ah, is eternal, it feeds me like my mother's ** every moment."
The people in the yard were in an uproar and laughed with different understandings.
"You don't have to be confused. Since ancient times, it is said that 'Being strong is not as strong as being strong in the house'. It is not as simple as having a good wife at home."
A voice in the crowd asked, "What does a good wife have to do with music? Can music give birth to babies?"
Then, there was another burst of laughter in the yard. Sun Wukong's father couldn't hold back his face.
"You asked well, music is like this to me. My dear is like a wife, my honey is like a home, let alone having babies, orangutans or elephants, it's okay to have an elephant."
The yard was silent. They seemed to understand the profound meaning of what Sun Wukong said, or they felt bored and too lazy to laugh.
Sun Wukong continued to preach: "Everyone can come today to appreciate my face. As the banquet is normal, I will give you a cup of tea. But time is in a hurry and I have to go and record it at noon."
The third aunt and aunt bared their yellow teeth and said, "This child Kongkong is sensible and polite, he knows how to speak. He is such a good child. He is so happy. The third aunt and aunt and uncle, sisters and brothers, and aunts who came here are grateful."
Sun Wukong bowed, and then applause thundered.
Then, Sun Wukong gave a speech for three hours at the top of his throat.
Erhe raised his thumb and said to Sanshui beside him: "There is not necessarily the case with Kong's mouth on weekdays. So it's so vernacular, and his ears are almost out of calluses."
Sanshui endured a mouthful of blood and his expression turned to the extreme, "My God, this is not a mouth, a full machine gun."
Sun Wukong's hard and outstanding speech for three consecutive hours caused frequent complaints from people in the yard.
At the entrance of Lizhong Village, Wang Shuixian, Li Lantou, and the army were anxiously waiting for Sun Wukong.
The temperature is about 25 at noon, which is quite appropriate and makes people less anxious.
Village flower Liao Jiaojiao passed by Wang Shuixian and the other three, skillfully threw a charming look, covered her mouth and smiled, "You three sang well."
Wang Shui Narcissus pretended to be cool and said: "Good, I won't sing, Brother Kong sing." As he said that, he simply talked about his own ideal, "The three of us are accompaniment, strong and very penetrating. The important thing is that we will take the path of top bands in the future, and buy the most expensive villas, and do some high-end sports cars to play with. Haha~, it's really realistic."
Liao Jiaojiao responded hypocritically: "Yes, it's pretty good. Let's do it first. My mother asked me to make soy sauce. Let's go. I wish you success." After that, she walked forward a few steps and turned around and threw a teasing look.
The straight-eyed Narcissus's eyes all showed a perverted temperament.
The army patted Wang Shui Narcissus on the shoulder, pointed at Liao Jiaojiao, reminding him: "Narcissus, Liao Jiaojiao is engaged, and he is a lame son of a county cadre."
Wang Shui Narcissus came back to his senses, rubbed his stiff expression, and said, "I know, I'm not married yet." After that, he walked to the side and sat down, not knowing what to think about.
Li Liantou couldn't help it anymore, "You guys said why didn't Brother Kong come yet? The public ox cart will arrive in five minutes." He looked at the fake watch on his wrist.
The Army suddenly screamed, "Ah--"
Wang Shui Narcissus, Li Lantou looked stunned.
The army pulled off a hair, with tears in his eyes, which made people smack their tongues, and said, "Ah, my hair, you are so oily. You can tell how handsome your master is by smelling it." He walked towards Li Yanou and held his face, "Ah, Jiaou, my brother, how can you compare with me in this boring appearance?" He shook Li Yanou away, took a few steps in place, and put in a charming position, "Brother, why can you beat Pan An, kill Song Yu, capture Xi Shi, Diao Chan, handsome Zhaojun, Yuhuan, Alas, you are all because of you being a handsome man, so beautiful that people can't stop and can't control it, ah--I suddenly became so jealous of myself."
After hearing this, Wang Shui Narcissus and Li Lantou shook his head helplessly.
Sun Wukong drove to the entrance of the village in the 'speeding' sports car that Yu Fengjin gave me. When he saw the three of Wang Shui Narcissus, he yelled a flute and shouted through the car window, "Brothers, get in the car."
Wang Shui Narcissus agreed to sit in the car. Lu Jun calmed down his temper and sat in the car. Only Li Liantou stared at the highway near the entrance of the village and remained motionless.
Sun Wukong honked his horn wildly, "Hurry up, garlic, get in the car, hurry up and record it."
Li Yanhu blinked, looking confused, "Aren't you waiting for the public ox cart?"
Sun Wukong explained to Li Liantou helplessly: "Garou, we have a 'speeding', why do you still have to take a public ox cart? Be obedient and get on the bus quickly, otherwise you will be late and Dad Yu will be anxious."
Chapter completed!