Chapter 279 Godly System
"This may be called human-faced and beastly heart, oh! You can't say that, no matter what, they will let us go!" Zhu Jieba said with a sweat.
"Do we have to ask her what her name is?" Sha Zhenhei said.
"If you have the ability, you can ask!" Zhu stammered.
Sha Zhenhei said nothing, then shouted to the female manager: "Fairy, what's your name? Can you leave an address so that you can write a pigeon letter in the future!"
"Seven Fairies!" the female manager replied from a distance.
"Oh!" Sha Zhenhei responded silly, turned to Sha Zhenhei and said to Zhu Jiba in confusion: "She said her name is Seven Fairies!"
"Damn it! My name is Dong Yongle, let's go! I just don't want to tell you what other address I want, write a pigeon letter, go dreaming, okay, it's going to get dark, let's hurry up and go to your cousin to earn money!"
After saying that, Zhu Jieba and Sha Zhenhei quickly left Badu Station and walked into the county town.
After Zhu Jieba and Sha Zhenhei left Badu Station, they arrived at the center point where one avenue after another intersected. They looked at the dense crowds of people and even more dense carriages, and they were dazzled. They could no longer tell the difference between the east, west, south, and north, let alone looking for Sha Zhenhei's cousin.
"Sha Zhenhei, have your cousin told you his address?" Zhu Jieba looked at the people coming and going with timidity in her eyes and asked Sha Zhenhei.
"I said it!" Sha Zhenhei responded, quickly took out a piece of yellow paper from his pocket and recited: "The luxurious single-family building in the upright direction of the alley, three hundred meters north of Yongning Road, one by one."
"Okay, let's just look at these street signs and look for them slowly. By the way! Can you tell the difference between the east, west, south and north?" Zhu stammered.
"I don't know, but..." Then, Sha Zhenhei put down the bag on his back, searched for a long time to find an old compass that could not be old, and then swayed proudly in front of Zhu Jieba's eyes, and continued: "Hehe! But I have this, very precisely. When I was five years old, I got lost in the village. I used this to find my home. To date, I still count it as an antique."
"Okay! Just be sure your compass can distinguish between east, west, south and north. That, I have another question to ask you!" Zhu stammered.
"Ask!" Sha Zhenhei said with a slap in his big belly.
"That village is like a palm-sized place. How can you get lost?" Zhu Zaba asked in disbelief.
"I have the right to remain silent for the question you asked." Sha Zhen's face turned red and she said with a hint of shame.
Sha Zhenhei used his compass with a long history to distinguish the direction, but when the setting sun fell on the edge of the mountain, it did not show any effect.
Zhu Jieba sat on the side of the road and accidentally saw a tall bamboo pole hanging on it with a sign saying "Look for a yamen runner if you have any difficulties."
After watching Zhu Jieba, she crossed her legs excitedly, laughed and hummed.
When Sha Zhenhei saw Zhu Zaba who suddenly became nervous, he asked in confusion: "Stum, what's wrong with you? You can't find the way and you won't be crazy about gains and losses, right?"
"Go to your mother, you're crazy about gaining and losing!" Zhu Jieba cursed, then asked indifferently: "Ask you a question, who is the nemesis of the bad guy?"
Sha Zhenhei thought for a long time, then suddenly had an idea and blurted out: "Uncle Yasun!"
"That's right!" Zhu Zaba clapped his hands happily and continued to ask, "I'll ask you again, who are you looking for if you have any difficulties?"
"Uncle yamen runners? Oh..." Sha Zhenhei suddenly said: "Smart! Uncle yamen runners can judge the direction better than my broken compass."
"Then send a pigeon letter and find the uncle of the yamen runner!" Zhu stammered.
"How to post it? I don't know where the county government is sending it?" Sha Zhenhei asked silly.
"You're stupid! Look at the intersection ahead of you, the warning sign above says the address of the county government!" Zhu Jieba reminded.
Sha Zhenhei calmed down and exclaimed: "Hey! That's true. Let's go, I'll take out my pigeon from my basket and write a letter to the uncle of the yamen runner to complain!"
Looking at the carriages coming and going on the street, Zhu Jieba and Sha Zhenhei made up a lot of determination before rushing to the location of the county government address.
Zhu Jieba looked at this and then, and even looked at every part of the county government address sign very carefully.
Zhu Jieba said in surprise: "You said that Badu County is rich, with signs everywhere, and even the county government address is written with signs. It's great to have it here, it's really a good county town."
Sha Zhenhei continued, "It's not that what. You can see the glory in every place in Badu County. It's just that the smelly toilet has such a sign on it, and it also says male and female."
"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense. Take the time to write a pigeon letter. There will be no light at all in the sky." Zhu stammered.
"Okay!" Sha Zhenhei agreed, took out paper, pen and ink from the bag, and started writing it.
Sha Zhenhei wrote in the letter first:
"Hello, uncle, I am a person in need of your help now."
After Sha Zhenhei finished writing, he tied the letter paper to the pigeon's legs and told the pigeon the location of the county government. The smart pigeon continued to shout and flew out.
After a while, the pigeon flew back from a distance, and the reply was as follows:
"Hello, this guy, as long as it is not a lie, our county government will help you in any difficulties."
After reading the content of this letter, Sha Zhenhei asked Zhu silly: "Is it okay to be short of money?"
Zhu Zaba said to Sha Zhenhei angrily: "Damn it, it's all at a critical moment. He still asks such stupid questions, he looks useless!"
Before Huachun and Sha Zhenhei could write another letter, a housekeeper's pigeon flew from a distance. The pigeon came with the letter.
The content on the letter is:
"This masses, please say if you have any difficulties. If you occupy our pigeon line, you may miss a major criminal case. Our county government must consider it carefully."
After reading it, Zhu Jieba and Sha Zhenhei inferred that there was only one pigeon designated in the Badu County Government.
So, Sha Zhenhei quickly replied:
"Uncle Yassen, we are lost!"
After Sha Zhenhei finished writing, he still drew a picture of two people crying behind the letter.
The yamen runner replied:
"This crowd, you shouldn't know that you are mentally retarded?"
Sha Zhenhei replied:
"no!"
The yamen runner replied again and said:
"For normal people, this is also a major case. Report your current location."
Sha Zhenhei replied again and said:
"roadside!"
The yamen runner also replied:
“Which roadside?”
Sha Zhenhei replied:
“A road sign with a roadside.”
The yamen runner also replied:
"This crowd, are you fucking sure you are not mentally retarded?"
Sha Zhenhei also replied:
"I'm definitely not mentally retarded!"
The yamen runners replied endlessly:
"Don't move when you stay there. Our county government has infinite light energy and all eight are positioned in a magical system. We will position your location first, so don't move fuckingly."
Sha Zhenhei replied endlessly:
"Uncle Yasun, I'm waiting for your visit."
The reply ended, and the pigeon was so tired that it was half exhausted.
Chapter completed!