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Chapter 309 The Beast in the Jungle

Sun Wukong just listened to the birds singing in the woods on both sides of the horse's road, without any emotion. He completely ignored the fierce quarrels that happened to Sun Lingjian and Sun Shanxia after a moment.

After a while, they stopped and Sun Wukong said lightly.

"Your noise is too loud. I really don't know whether I'm mainly listening to birds or your voice."

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he let out another silly smile that only a fool would make.

Sun Shan was angry and competed with his back with the backrest on the carriage, and kept hitting it, until he hit the backrest into a recliner, his face slowed down and he began to cry for a while.

Because Sun Shanxia and Sun Lingjian bought this broken carriage together, Sun Shanxia is the major shareholder, and with his scrupulousness, he naturally felt very distressed.

Sun Wukong tried to comfort Sun Shanxia, ​​but after persuading him for a long time, he could not change the mountainxia into a state of not crying.

So, Sun Wukong changed his method and couldn't persuade him, so Sun Wukong told jokes to the mountain.

Afterwards, Sun Wukong told a joke to the mountain for a long time, thinking that the mountain would immediately cry and smile, but unexpectedly, Sun Lingjian started crying.

After a while, Sun Lingjian wiped his tears, chewed the betel nut he had chewed the day before yesterday, pretending to be extremely chic, and said to Sun Shanxia.

"You are a big man who is crying and not feeling ashamed of panic. Brother Wukong's jokes are so touching. He doesn't know how to listen and taste them. He just thinks that he is crying, but he still foolishly thinks that he is crying very intoxicated."

Sun Lingjian said, tightening the reins of the horse, shifting the reins of the horse in his right hand to his left hand, pulling up the sleeves of his clothes, and then swaying the whip.

Sun Lingjian's combination of actions, called Sun Wukong and Sun Shan's necks, swinging vigorously in the carriage of the carriage twice.

After Sun Wukong and Sun Shanxia had an angry exchange of eyes, they wanted to scold the arrow hard together, similar to the swearing words of "your mother".

But Sun Lingjian's grandson was there, suddenly shouting Shantui, and he did not forget to cry, which was to disturb Sun Wukong and Sun Shanxia's anger at him.

Sun Wukong and Sun Shanxia were very unwilling to accept it and indented the initial letter c of the character brewing between their lips and teeth into their esophagus.

......

After Sun Lingjian stopped crying at the foot of Sun Mountain, he continued to cry for a few minutes. Sun Wukong couldn't figure out why Lingjian cried. Sun Wukong guessed that it might be his own joke and he was still unsatisfied.

Moreover, Sun Lingjian kept muttering in his mouth, saying the same words that he only had when visiting the grave on Qingming Festival.

Suddenly, Sun Lingjian made Sun Wukong so disgusted.

When Sun Wukong couldn't help but vomit, Sun Lingjian suddenly stopped feeling sick because he observed a car accident that emerged in front of the horse road.

If it hadn't for this sudden incident that attracted Sun Lingjian's attention and made him shut his mouth, it would be no exaggeration to see Sun Wukong spit out a word covered in disgusting from his mouth.

The accident was full of people and carriages. Fortunately, the accident did not cause any casualties, but the rear of the first carriage and the head of the second carriage were damaged in a very small area.

Sun Wukong looked at the damage area of ​​the vehicle. If both parties handled it peacefully, the other party would pay five taels of coins, or give each other some money for humanity, and then it would be a smile to eliminate grudges.

Neither of the two carriages in this accident are so good, and they are both ordinary car products, with no price difference, and no one loses the other.

But when Sun Wukong visually discovered that there was no possibility of peaceful treatment at all.

The two sides of the accident took the traffic yamen runners as the center point, opposite each other, and broke each other's mouths, shaking all the words that cursed.

Moreover, Sun Wukong was surprised to find that several of the swearing helpers on one side actually held dictionaries, dictionaries, flipped through books, and cursed while searching.

It can be seen that the couple of friends on this side should not graduate from private schools, not only have no education or knowledge, they have neither taken off their childish skin and have no qualities they should have.

Of course, when it comes to quality, the other party cannot be ruled out.

At the age when we should have had breastfeeding, we can still consider the problem of not suffering losses. I believe that these guys who have read the words and sentences are really rare, but common freaks.

Of course, if you think about it more carefully, these buddies may not be able to curse people at all, and only people will look up the words that they can't curse people. In short, it is very appropriate to summarize what Sun Zirui often says. People who are interested in learning must be stupid.

Sun Wukong and Sun Lingjian, Shansun Xia saw that the road was blocked and there was no way to go for the time being. He was about to get off the car. He looked at the fun for a while and competed with the people who were watching the fun to laugh at it.

However, because the traffic yamen runners opened a temporary passage from one side of the road, Sun Wukong and the others immediately gave up their not-so-human idea, passed through the passage and continued to move towards Wuli Town.

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On both sides of the main road leading directly to the center of Wuli Town are two very high rope nets, with a long distance between the rope nets.

Sun Wukong guessed that these two rope nets were probably pulled by people from Wuli Town in order to prevent wild animals in the dense forests on both sides of the road from jumping onto the road to hurt innocent pedestrians.

But Sun Wukong said without any pain, there is no innocent pedestrian, they are all purposeful, and those who are purposeful are generally not innocent.

Because the concept of innocence is a blank piece of paper.

Although humans are used to performing innocent things and are more used to sympathizing with innocent things, Sun Wukong and the other three regret not starting from purity, although there are those who like to argue.

But people who are not as cruel as wild beasts should indeed prevent problems before they happen, so as not to become a thing of the wild beast when passing by.

Sun Wukong looked at the shadow of the mountain in front of the road for a while and asked Sun Lingjian, "Lingjian, how far are we from the center of the town?"

The arrow swept the sun in the sky and replied to Sun Wukong, "Brother Wukong, I used to come to Wuli Town to purchase goods without counting the distance, and I don't ask about the distance. There is probably less than half an hour left?"

Sun Wukong was worried about his future brain development for Sun Lingjian for a while, and continued to ask Sun Lingjian: "Is Lingjian Wuli Town more beautiful than Sunmen Town?"

Sun Lingjian glanced at Sun Shanxia who was sleeping in the carriage, whispered to Sun Shanxia, ​​"You are so crazy, you are so crazy," and replied to Sun Wukong, "Is it better than Sunmen Town? I haven't seen it well before, so should it be okay?"

Although Sun Wukong particularly wanted to remind Sun Lingjian to look at himself first when he scolded others for being brainless, in order to take into account the normal development of Sun Lingjian's brain, Sun Wukong tried his best not to let him be stimulated by the outside world. So Sun Wukong said to him tactfully: "Lingjian, you have to believe in yourself. Not believing in yourself is a manifestation of not believing in yourself, do you understand?"

Sun Lingjian smiled heartily and replied to Sun Wukong: "Brother Jun, how can I not believe in myself? I am so smart, am I smart?"

Sun Lingjian's words made Sun Wukong feel very awkward. He thought that Sun Lingjian was called suffering from IQ.

Sun Wukong said: "Arrow, read more books in the future."

Sun Lingjian said, "Book, I often read this, you know Brother Wukong."

Sun Wukong said: "I know you often read books that you don't want to read. I want you to read books that you can read."

Sun Lingjian asked Sun Wukong, "Brother Wukong, what is a book that can be read?"

Sun Wukong said: "The textbooks stipulated by the Tang Dynasty!"
Chapter completed!
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