Chapter 337 Various types of life-saving straws
Sha Wujing nodded without understanding.
Zhu Bajie peeled a banana and handed it to Sha Wujing, and said, "Wujing, let me tell you a truth. Don't regard the surface badness as badness. Sometimes, badness is something that a beautiful person needs to complement each other."
Zhu Bajie said, pointing at himself, then picked up the fragrant smoke snake thrown away by the little white dragon from the garbage can and put it in his pocket. Then he touched Sha Wujing and the little white dragon's heads and said, "Come on, brother, don't stand stupidly. Let's eat together. Remember one more thing. Sometimes the scenes you can see with your eyes will be fake, so don't treat the fake as real."
At this critical moment, Sun Wukong couldn't help saying: "When some people regard all hope as life-saving straws of various types, then the premise is not to shout for help, because others know that you have chosen, and they will not lend a helping hand, let alone even if they don't have a choice, so don't let others feel cowardly and pitiful. This can only be the laughing stock of others after dinner."
Sun Wukong coughed twice and continued to mutter to himself: "After I left the band's secret base, I led a 'Mobei Canglang' with black hair all over my body toward the 'Immortal Stone Cave'. Along the way, the 'Mobei Canglang' came out from time to time and howled exactly like the Chinese pastoral dog."
Sun Wukong coughed twice and said, "The Immortal Stone Cave is a 'safe haven't happened when I am usually depressed and sad. In the Immortal Stone Cave, I can get real pleasure and relaxation. Because of this, I can't get rid of the magical pull of the Immortal Stone Cave at all. In fact, psychological dependence has bound his future and fallen into the realm of nowhere. Obviously, I am like falling into the sea of smoke, unable to distinguish the true goal I pursue and the journey I should go."
Originally, Sun Wukong thought of saying something, but what he couldn't guess was that he coughed twice and said, "I came to the Immortal Stone Cave and tied the 'Mobei Canglang' to the very prominent stone beside the entrance of the cave. I sat on a stone tablet about three meters away from the 'Mobei Canglang'. The stone tablet was engraved with a few elegant and profound words, "Sun Wukong is the best handsome in the first place". Damn! It's so shameless!"
Sun Wukong must continue: "Pick up a stone and throw it to the 'Mobei Canglang'. Several times in a row, the 'Mobei Canglang' still shook his tail and made a possible friendly 'hum and hum' sound. Here it means that the 'Mobei Canglang' is not a pig."
Then, Sun Wukong continued, "Boredness, emptiness, loneliness, and monotony fill my brain. I feel that every part of my body seems to be facing failure. I am panic. The endless threads in my heart are just to prove the proposition of 'reality is indeed reality'. However, many coincidences have prompted me to get further and further away from the proposition in my heart. Oh my god, I am increasingly confused about what kind of person I am, anyway, it is right."
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly stood up and shouted loudly into the immortal cave: "I can't help but shout again, Sun Wukong, you black-hearted loser."
The echo of the Immortal Stone Cave: "I can't help but shout again, Sun Wukong, you black-hearted loser--"
Sun Wukong closed his eyes and meditated, saying to himself: "Is glory the main purpose of my life? But I am willing to be ordinary, can't I be ordinary? Even so, there is no need to make the handsome me unable to understand. Alas, I can only rely on myself, knowing what I want."
What’s strange is why did Sun Wukong repeatedly live his life and experiences he had previously designed? Is it the pineapple Doro circle curse?
At this moment, dark clouds were covered with lightning and lightning broke out for a moment. The howling of the "Mobei Canglang" seemed so low-level at this moment.
Sun Wukong once again hysterically said in the Immortal Stone Cave: "It's raining soon, Sun Wukong, do you know?"
Echo of the Immortal Stone Cave: "It's raining soon, Sun Wukong, do you know--"
Sun Wukong whispered: "I know."
Just when Sun Wukong was trying to get into a mysterious aura, the "Mobei Canglang" broke free from the shackles and ran towards the home.
When Sun Wukong saw the "Listening to the Cang Wolf" running like an arrow, he chased him hard from behind.
Just after Sun Wukong chased out of the "Mobei Canglang" for a distance, a loud bang and a flash of lightning struck the place where Sun Wukong had just stood.
So Sun Wukong shivered as usual, and couldn't help but feel scared, thinking: "If it weren't for the 'Canglang', wouldn't I have turned into ashes?"
Sun Wukong looked at the "Mobei Canglang" affectionately, and then saw another flash of thunder. This time it hit the stone tablet engraved by Sun Wukong. There was no doubt that the stone tablet was instantly broken.
Sun Wukong sighed and couldn't help but say, "Hey, is it that Lei Gong, who is also jealous of my handsomeness? It's not easy!"
After saying that, Sun Wukong was disgusted for half an hour and thought to himself: "It's so boring. It's so disgusting. Is this a pervert?"
Sun Wukong couldn't help but explain: "I am different now than before. Yu Fengjin and his power are both powerful. He not only meets my vanity, but also fills with substantial demand standards. However, I will gradually sink into the deep sea without self-esteem and struggle mentally."
With a usual cough, Sun Wukong said, "On the day when I went to the audition, Sha Wujing prepared four servings of garlic, leek, stinky tofu pie for four people. Such a heavy taste was only Zhu Bajie to fool him. After the audition, there will be millions of unbrushed fans who have not brushed their teeth to block the way to ask for kisses. Therefore, Sha Wujing, who has obviously low IQ, does this as a shocking wisdom strategy for him."
After a moment...
Zhu Bajie connected the so-called Tiandi Line.
After the Tiandi Line was connected, Zhu Bajie said, "Hey, I want to report it."
A gentle voice came from the other end of the Heaven and Earth Line: "Hello, what do you want to report?"
Zhu Bajie was furious and roared: "Why did Li Nakamura suddenly break lightning? He was on a whim and planned to use lightning to blow a cool type to participate in an exciting and important occasion. Before he could stand down his head, the lightning flashed halfway. What does it mean? Is it like to play with me? I know that I was so handsome after dressing up. Are you jealous?"
A gentle voice from the other end of the Tiandi Line replied: "Sir, don't worry, this situation is understandable. Maybe lightning will come again in a while? Besides, we are reporting heavy rain, and lightning is not under the control of this place. I hope you can see the dialing channel of Tiandi Line clearly when reporting in the future. Thank you, goodbye."
After the Tiandi Line was hung up, Zhu Bajie picked up a booklet and compared it and realized: "Oh, I was reckless, I did make a mistake in dialing. This should be the Arabic numeral 3, and it became 2. Oh, it's so embarrassing."
As he said that, he recalled the gentle voice of the sky and earth just now, Zhu Bajie's cheeks turned red, and his heart was pounding involuntarily, and he said delusionally: "I seem to fall in love with her, what should I do? I wonder if the sudden feeling of love is the same?"
Chapter completed!