Chapter 34 The Tang Seng With A Heart(1/2)
Some people may ask, why did Tang Seng escape? Is it true?
It's true, Tang Monk took advantage of the chaos to sneak away.
It was not easy for Tang Monk tonight this night. Didn’t he want to use the beauty trick to confuse the prince’s concubine, the wolf demon Honghong? Did he succeed?
Let's review some of his processes again.
Since the prince's concubine, Honghong, left the kitchen, ordered a few little wolf demons to soak Tang Monk into the bathhouse and leave.
The chef wolf demon and another little wolf demon carried Tang Monk, who was scattered with his butt to the bathhouse next to the kitchen, and then put it in the bathtub.
The water temperature was not very hot, so it felt very comfortable to soak Tang Monk.
This is the first time Tang Monk has taken a bath since he went to the road to obtain the scriptures. After such a soak in the muscles, he felt itchy all over. He really wanted someone to massage himself.
So he turned his eyes and had another plan. Then he rushed to the chef wolf demon who was standing aside and watching him take a bath and said, "Hey, husband, come here and help me with a bath."
The chef wolf demon was amused when he heard this, and grinned and said, "I'll go, who do you think you are? You're just a dream!"
"If you don't scrub me, let go of my hands and feet, and I'll just scratch it myself, it's almost itchy." After Tang Seng said that, he twisted his butt in the bathtub a few times, and a lot of water overflowed from the basin.
"It's not okay to let go of your hands and feet. We're still afraid that you will run away, so I might as well add some talcum powder." The chef wolf demon said and went out.
After a moment, he walked back with a basin.
"Come on, get some of this, it works very well." After saying that, the stuff in the basin was poured into the bathtub, and a ball of black dust floated up.
"Damn, what's this thing? It's so choking!" Tang Seng shouted, then coughed non-stop.
"This is wood ash, which is specially used to treat your disease and disinfect it for you." The chef wolf demon said proudly with the empty basin.
"Disin? I see you are releasing poison, creating mist and destroying the environment." Tang Monk shouted, with a face of wood ash falling on his face, turning into a black charcoal head, and the water in the bathtub was dyed black.
The little demon on the side grinned, praising the chef's wolf demon for being creative, which immediately turned the fat white man black and approached the skin color of the wolf demon.
Tang Seng wanted to curse, but he still held back. He shouted against his will: "Comfortable! Comfortable!"
When the chef wolf demon heard this, he hurried over and asked, "Bald, is it really comfortable?"
"Comfortable!"
"You didn't lie to me?"
"If I lie to you, I will always be a monk. Let me beat a bachelor for the rest of my life." Tang Monk vowed to scold him.
"If you say this, I have developed a medicine to treat shameful diseases invisibly? I am really a genius. I want to change my career and become a doctor! Being a doctor is more money than being a chef, right?" The chef wolf demon danced happily, and circled around Tang Monk's bathtub.
"Yes, yes, as the saying goes, a cook who can't dispense medicine is not a good doctor, you are so smart." Tang Seng praised in the bathtub.
"You are my first drug tester, you must keep it confidential for me. I can't expose this pharmacy." The chef wolf demon looked at Tang Seng worriedly and said.
Tang Monk gave a look and said, "I am an individual and I will not compete with you for the prescription. But you, you must be careful, you wolf guy."
After hearing this, the chef wolf demon felt it made sense. He glanced at the little wolf demon beside him and said, "You, go outside to get some firewood, and use it tomorrow morning."
"Yes." The little wolf demon obediently agreed to walk out of the bathhouse.
"Bald, tell me what I feel." The chef wolf demon asked with a smile on his face when he saw the little wolf demon leaving.
"It's so comfortable, so comfortable." Tang Seng replied exaggeratedly, and the joyful chef wolf demon couldn't stop shaking his head.
"Mr., no, wolf doctor." Tang Seng shouted.
"Okay, okay, you're calling." The chef wolf demon was so excited that he was screaming.
"Where is me, in order to thank you for curing my shameful disease, I will reveal some news to you." Tang Seng said deliberately pretending to be mysterious.
"Say, you said." The chef wolf demon said with an unrest.
Tang Monk pretended to be very happy and whispered: "I tell you, your princess has fallen in love with me!"
"Ah? Really!" The chef wolf demon almost jumped up in shock.
"Shh, calm, calm, be careful to let other wolf demons hear it." Tang Seng said in panic.
"How do you know? You can't lie to me, right?" The chef wolf demon looked at the door of the bathhouse and asked quietly.
"It was what she said to me in person just now. Why would she let me take a bath?" Tang Seng said in a low voice.
"Oh, I understand, no wonder the wolf wagged his tail a few times before leaving. So that's how it is. On the one hand, the female wolf demon is not that Huaichun will not wag its tail easily." The chef wolf demon seemed to understand.
"Doctor Wolf, are you princesses very domineering?"
"Yes, she is so fierce usually. Even the king and the princess don't take it seriously. She often uses a pan to pat the prince's head for domestic violence. The prince dares not speak out!" The chef wolf demon said with a smile.
"Then are you afraid of her?"
"Fear! Which of our wolf demons in the Hundred Demon Caves is not afraid of her?" The chef wolf demon said, sticking out his tongue.
"That's right. Since you are afraid of her, you have to be kind to me. Otherwise, I will blow the wind on her pillow in the future, which one...ah... or something..." Tang Seng deliberately pulled the words away, raising his eyebrows as if he was warning and threatening.
After hearing this, the chef wolf demon stared at Tang Seng for a long time, then straightened up and paced back and forth, thinking hard.
"Hurry, don't think about it. Just be happy to serve me. How about I let the princess wolf demon recommend you as a wolf doctor?" Tang Seng said while the iron was hot.
"Okay! If you can really help me with the wind and change my position as a doctor, I will serve you well." The chef wolf demon made up his mind and decided to take a gamble.
"Come on, I'll give you a massage." As he said that, the chef wolf demon stretched out his claws and prepared to give Tang Seng a massage.
"Doctor wolf, I'll do it myself! I can't stand your claws. If you can't break the appearance of me, the princess will blame you. Just let go of my hands and feet."
The chef wolf demon hesitated for a while, and then said, "Okay, you can't escape even if I measure it." After that, he loosened his hands and feet.
Tang Monk immediately felt relieved. He stood up from the bathtub, stretched his arms and kicked his legs for a while, and then sat on the edge of the basin thinking about his ideas.
Tang Seng was thinking!
At this time, the princess wolf demon came again and asked when he entered the door: "Have you washed?"
The chef wolf demon hurriedly ran up and said, "It's disinfecting, it's going to be done soon."
Tang Monk looked up at the door and saw that the princess wolf demon brushed his head shiny, added a garland on his head, and changed his clothes to swimsuits.
The princess wolf demon also saw Tang Monk sitting on the edge of the bathtub and asked in surprise: "What's wrong? Why did you become a black monk after a while?"
The chef wolf demon smiled and said, "Prince, I'm taking a medicine bath for him to cure his illness!"
"I'll go, you cook can also make medicine? What a joke? Change the water quickly and wash it again. Isn't this bad mood? How can I eat it?" The prince's wife wolf demon scolded angrily.
"Yes, yes, I'll do it now." The chef wolf demon was so scared that he hurriedly went to release the water, and then put a basin of clean water for Tang Seng.
Tang Seng was so happy in his heart, thinking: "My first plan succeeded and he won me some time."
Tang Monk lay in a basin of clear water, washed for a while and restored his white and fat appearance.
The prince's concubine wolf demon saw it and smiled with satisfaction, then said to the chef wolf demon: "You go out first, and then check the monk's condition before I check."
The chef wolf demon responded, then shook his eyes at Tang Seng, saying that he would give Tang Seng more beautiful words.
Tang Monk nodded.
"Monk, how about it? Is it comfortable? Do you want me to give you a massage?"
When Tang Seng saw it, he thought to himself: "It's bad, the princess wolf demon is coming to the real world! What should I do? I can't let her get close to me, otherwise I will be ruined by her."
"Monk, didn't you say you like me just now? Say it again." The prince's wolf demon twisted his body, looking gloomy.
"I, I..." Tang Seng was a little scared, buried his body in the water, stammering and wondering how to answer.
"Oh, I'm so shy. This is the first time. Let me take a bath with you." After the princess's wolf demon said, he stepped into the bathtub with one leg.
Tang Seng was really scared at this time. He was both ashamed and afraid of closing his eyes and shouting loudly: "No! No!"
It was only then that he regretted that his beauty scheme had failed.
"Look at you, I don't want it, why are you shy? Come on!" The princess wolf demon also stepped in with his other leg.
"Amitabha, it's inappropriate! Wukong saves me!" Tang Seng was so scared that he closed his eyes and shouted.
"What are you doing!" A voice came from the door, scaring the princess wolf demon so much that he was stunned, and then turned around: "Father, I'm doing quarantine for this monk!"
"Is it necessary to run into the bathtub for quarantine? What kind of morality is it to face a monk with a slutty butt!"
The person who came was a wolf demon was really unkind. He was wearing a black cloak and had a gloomy wolf face.
The princess wolf demon jumped out of the bathtub and smiled awkwardly, "Father, don't hide the doctor if you are sick, don't hide the doctor if you are sick!"
"Bastard, are you a doctor? Why don't you go out quickly and ask them to add fire to the monk immediately!" Zhenbang said angrily and turned around and left.
The princess wolf demon also followed him out and cursed: "Stinky monk, let you scream, call me to death!"
After hearing the sound of footsteps, Tang Monk breathed a sigh of relief, opened his eyes and said to himself, "Damn, you can't escape the tragedy, you can't escape the death disaster!"
The princess wolf demon returned to her bedroom and felt frustrated, scolding the wolf demon in his heart for being really bad for ruining his good deeds, but she had no way to cure him.
She looked at the prince wolf demon lying on the bed and was so angry that she wanted to kick him out of the bed.
She thought about it and finally came up with an idea.
She took out a small cloth bag from a small hole in the stone wall, then put it in her arms and walked out.
After a while, she came back, holding a bowl of soup in her hand and still steaming.
She walked to the sleeping princess wolf demon and shouted: "Get up, get up quickly, eat monk meat!"
To be continued...