Chapter 369
The only way for Sun Wukong to solve the problem that he is not suffering is to talk to Sun Wukong for the most painful thing.
Sun Houyan is good at brewing wine, while Sun Wukong is good at drinking, so Sun Houyan is very disadvantaged.
When Sun Wukong was idle, he would also advise Sun Wukong to do something, why do you have to be good at brewing wine?
Sun Wukong said, because you, Sun Wukong, are so good at drinking.
It is very obvious that what Sun Houying said was too disgusting and was not moved at all, so Sun Wukong did not dare to move his tears.
Some people who may be human will be extremely tired of Sun Wukong's uncertain character. But there is no way, Sun Wukong will not live for those people's habits.
Sun Wukong chose a dead end. Even though they thought they had chosen a way out, they would still go with Sun Wukong.
Fortunately, Sun Wukong is not used to getting lost.
After Sun Wukong was eighteen years old, he had to stay in the town. This was meaninglessly a passionate oath of a strong man who dared to face the god of death.
Of course, this cannot be missing the Sun Hou who is married as a mission. Sun Hou is also a strong man.
Because Sun Wukong has been clear about the real problem of "what to survive" since childhood, as well as the powerful and unsuspecting life principles involved in the real problem, Sun Wukong has prepared the answers to the real problem since he was a child.
Fortunately, until today, Sun Wukong has not been able to answer this almost correct answer to the fullest.
Today is the 16th day of the twelfth lunar month, the birthday of the Monkey.
Sun Wukong celebrates his birthday every year with him, so Sun Wukong fully grasps all Sun Wukong’s wishes over the years.
For example, Sun Houyi’s wish at the age of eighteen is to grow into a real man the next day of his birthday.
The nineteen-year-old wish is to help Sun Meili become a real woman the next day of her birthday.
The wish of twenty years old is to help Sun Piaoliang become a real woman on the seventh day of his birthday, because Sun Piaoliang is in his menstrual period the next day on Sun Piaoliang's birthday.
Anyway, as long as Sun Hou celebrates his birthday, his wish will definitely be related to that aspect.
And what's even more interesting is that Sun Hou had to stare his perverted eyes at Sun Meili's sisters.
For this reason, Sun Wukong often wiped his butt for Sun Wukong, making up lies that Sun Wukong received guidance from an immortal in the mountains many years ago. He must spend one night with a complete woman after his birthday every year, so as to ensure that the livestock in Houmen Town are prosperous and the weather is good.
Fortunately, the girls in Houmen Town are so stupid that they feel distressed. Fortunately, no natural disasters have occurred in Houmen Town in recent years. Fortunately, God did not care about Sun Wukong's lies and gave Sun Wukong a fire and thunder to kill Sun Wukong.
Sun Houying’s birthday this year was very luxurious. He actually set up a table of meat and fish. This is a major event that can be written on the epitaph after his death.
Sun Houyang's home is in the east of Houmen Town, and Sun Wukong's home lives in the west. It takes three kilometers to get from Sun Houyang's home, and will face a natural danger when it is three miles away.
When Sun Wukong came to Sun Houyang's house, he was already crying, and was crying at his fifth fiancée.
Sun Wukong quickly put the small sundial worth twenty coins in front of Sun Houyan in a very graceful movement. Then he glanced at the few leftover meat and said to Sun Houyan in a complicated heart.
"Brother Yang, are you overeating?"
"Xiaokong, I'm leaving tomorrow!"
When Sun Wukong heard the five words "I'm leaving tomorrow" spoke it from Sun Wukong's mouth, his brain was rolling violently in his head.
In order to determine the authenticity of Sun Wukong's departure tomorrow, he risked his heart might stop beating and asked again.
"Brother Yang, are you leaving tomorrow?"
"Yes, Xiaokong, I bought the Fire Ox Train Ticket the day before yesterday. I will leave with your sister-in-law tomorrow almost the morning."
Sun Hou said, his mouth twitching constantly, and the tears seemed to be standing in his eyes, carrying a large bucket of water, pouring violently outside.
Sun Wukong knew that Sun Wukong was very sad at this time, so Sun Wukong could only say to him in a comforting tone what he had to say next.
"Brother Yang, you are good with your sister-in-law outside. Try not to change your sister-in-law next year. I will run to the Tianshen Temple a few more times in the town to ask for peace for you and your sister-in-law."
Mrs. Sun poured a full of wine for Sun Wukong. Although Sun Wukong didn't want to pour that glass of wine into his stomach now, Sun Wukong still endured his reluctance and poured the wine into it in a sip.
"Sister-in-law, you and Brother Yang are tolerant and take care of Brother Yang. Brother Yang has a bad temper. Don't be angry. He always fights with others. The outside is not as good as the home. There are favors at home, so outside."
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment and continued.
"Anyway, I looked away from a distance. I am a fool, and I am talking all the things in the wine."
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he snatched the bottle of wine held in Sun Hou's hand, aimed it at an empty bowl, poured it all in, and then poured it into his throat in one breath.
That day, Sun Wukong didn't know what kind of wine he was drinking, but he couldn't feel the burning stomach at all. On the other hand, the more he drank, the sweeter he felt.
Sun Hou was learning from somewhere, and said to Sun Wukong, "I know, the road to Monkey Town is too far and too long. My brother is really bored to walk to the end. It's like the carp jumping from the dragon gate. Looking at the unattainable height, some weak people also choose to escape."
Sun Hou said, seeing that there was no bottle of wine on the table, he ran to the wine jar in the east corner of the house, scooped up a full scoop of wine he had brewed himself, pinched his nose, and poured it into his stomach.
The fifth sister-in-law Sun was very understanding. Seeing that Sun Wukong and Brother Yang felt uncomfortable, she hid out and asked Brother Sun Wukong to talk about his thoughts.
After drinking the big pot of wine like Sun Hou, he took a long time to slow down, squeezed out a very small sound from his throat, and said to Sun Wukong.
"Come, you are eighteen years old this year, and your brother, twenty-eight years old. If you are two years late, you will be a whole older than you." As he said, he forced a little smile and said, "Come, listen to your grandpa, stay at home for another two years. Your parents, no, our parents, I will go out to find you first."
When Sun Wukong heard these words, Sun Wukong felt both uncomfortable and happy. What was uncomfortable was that Sun Wukong mentioned Sun Wukong's heart-wrenching matters. It was because Sun Wukong always treated Sun Wukong's affairs as his own.
Since Sun Wukong remembers, Sun Wukong has lived with Sun Wukong's grandfather, Sun Dayong. For Sun Wukong, it is an endless luxury to be able to write on paper with a pen.
Sun Wukong had no impression of Sun Wukong's parents. Even the only family photo in the family was just that grandfather hugged Sun Wukong, who was less than one year old. In the family photo, there were two people with only bodies and no heads standing behind grandfather. Perhaps it was Sun Wukong's parents who asked Sun Wukong thousands of times, but they were all different topics from grandfather's disconnection.
In fact, without parents around, Sun Wukong has long become a habit. This is not a great thing. Although Sun Wukong secretly stayed at night more than once, biting the head of the grandfather's smoked snake, constantly crying.
After Sun Wukong mentioned Sun Wukong's parents like a monkey, Sun Wukong did not listen carefully to what he said next. Sun Wukong's mind was another world, which was endless darkness, endless flames, and a lonely Sun Wukong.
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Chapter completed!