Chapter 375 Xiaobailong said, don't be afraid of my flattery
On the road, Sha Wujing was the driver, so in comparison, Sha Wujing was more heroic than Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, and Sha Wujing himself thought so.
Sha Wujing said, "The accelerator under his right foot is the heroic one."
Zhu Bajie said: "Wujing, there is still a brake under your right foot. To be honest, your bravery should be coming one after another."
Sun Wukong sat behind and did not express any opinions on this. Anyway, Wujing and Bajie were not wrong. What's more, Wujing and Bajie both graduated from high school, while Sun Wukong and Sun Wukong were dropped out of high school. From this relative relationship, Sun Wukong was not as brave as Wujing and Bajie.
So Sun Wukong could only listen respectfully and quietly, and then secretly made a heroic original and copyrighted hypothetical comparison in his heart.
Desire for bravery and desire for bravery must be the most tragic tragedy.
As the male protagonist in the play, Sun Wukong thought that Sun Wukong would bring in messy tears and pitifulness.
For this reason, Sun Wukong was not proud.
Perhaps Sun Wukong will be invited by a certain film festival, won a nomination award, or won the honor of Best Actor with some connections and praise.
Of course, everyone knows that this is a delusion.
Just like Sun Wukong, a person who doesn't understand the rules, has poor acting skills, is not ordinary in Mandarin, and has no proud figure and appearance, and is only worthy of doing the poor people in real life.
A poorly appointed broken truck, the destination of this trip is the legendary town without profits that lie down and count money for the rest of your life.
This is not an exaggeration. Everyone in Wuli Town is really rich, and they are rich and rich. They have several oil holes in them, and they keep exploding white silver.
Therefore, people in the town without profit don’t have to get up early and have food to eat. There is a saying that may be what they call “no profit can’t get up early.”
Because the road to Wuli Town is too tortuous and complicated, and the Sun Wukongs are afraid of suffering and fatigue, they are on the road between Wuli Town and another town with an insignificant name, and they have the idea of asking them to give discounts.
Because if you don’t save a little money on gas, it will really cause a devastating ordeal to whether Sun Wukong and others can reach the Wuli Town.
In such a realistic world, people who still don’t have wallets will definitely not be allowed, unless Sun Wukong and others go out to sell, unless the people who buy Sun Wukong and others are blind or weird.
After being asked by Sun Wukong and his friends, the owner of the gas station learned that he was a bad person and might have a serious tendency to violence.
As a result, Sun Wukong and others did not ask too much, but they were so polite on the surface that he was like the eighteen generations of Sun Wukong and said special terms of politeness and filial piety.
Sha Wujing took a lot of effort to pull out the car key from the keyhole. Then he slowed down for a long time, accumulated a lot of strength, shook his mind, and then he released all the prepared strength to the important task of flattering.
For example, Wu Jing praised the gas station boss for being unkind and boasted that the gas station boss was not violent. The key point was that the gas station boss was not ugly and lived a good life.
Wujing thought that his flattery was very successful.
However, the boss's words, "Don't flatter me, I won't eat this one", made Wujing taste the naked failure.
Wujing's failure is more painful than the failure of missing a student in school.
This is actually nothing, because for a gas station owner who is not a bullshit, he can't even find his frustrated hair except for cheering. How could he normally understand the vast majority of people at the grassroots level who have been suffering from birth?
What's more, the gas station owner is not a great leader.
Zhu Bajie simply offered charm to his boss, but Sun Wukong and Wujing had already known the result of Bajie's charm.
Because Bajie's stupidity is too disgusting, even the most understanding person will not help but spit on him. What's more, Sun Wukong and others are facing a gas station boss who is messy, black-hearted, and violent incest?
Sun Wukong's strategy is to drive away. Even if you go to another gas station, no matter how high the oil price is, Sun Wukong and others should add it, because Sun Wukong believes that this is declaring war on the gas station boss, so as to relieve himself. Using practical actions to show that the gas station boss will not have business operations like this, although there is a convoy of a distance behind Sun Wukong and others.
As soon as Sun Wukong's strategy was released, he immediately received unanimous recognition from Wujing and Bajie.
So, Sun Wukong and others quickly got into the car, fired, kicked the accelerator, and left.
Until another gas station, without saying a word, after opening the oil cover, three hands stretched out the car window and made three casual gestures at the same time, asking the gas station staff to point the oil gun at the oil port and forcefully add it. It doesn't count if it's enough to fill it up. It's necessary to overflow a few drops to relieve the anger that Sun Wukong and others were asking for in the last gas station.
After the gas station staff added the gas, they quickly twisted the oil cover, stretched out their hands more casually than Sun Wukong and others and shouted.
"Full! Two hundred and five!"
Two hundred and five was something that Sun Wukong did not expect, and this number was so suitable.
Wujing took out the wrinkled banknotes from his bag, counted them several times, put them on his chest and covered them several times, and then looked at them several times before he reluctantly handed the 250 yuan to the gas station staff.
Wujing suddenly pulled the car key on the keyhole, the car was on fire, and with tears in his eyes, he stepped on the accelerator, and the truck was launched from the gas station.
The truck drove for a long time and emitted a long distance of black exhaust. On a road with a speed limit of 40 miles, Wujing slowly loosened the accelerator.
Bajie said that enlightenment is purity and has no future.
Sun Wukong didn't say that Wujing was unreliable, but Sun Wukong just nodded with Bajie.
Since the age of five, Sha Wujing has been the best among the Sun Wukong and the others to play with toy cars, and is also the first to play with toy cars.
Sun Wukong couldn't handle the four wheels because Sun Wukong usually regarded the accelerator as a brake, so grandfather never dared to let Sun Wukong learn to learn a driver's license until now.
Zhu Bajie is better than Sun Wukong. Although he often rode two-wheeled bikes before he was fifteen years old and staggered to hit trees, at least he did not regard the accelerator as a brake like Sun Wukong.
Therefore, when it comes to car matters, Sun Wukong and Bajie have always regarded Wujing as a role model for Sun Wukong and others. Therefore, as long as they have a little connection with car, Sun Wukong and Bajie will definitely focus on Wujing.
So, when Wujing cheered up the car, he didn't forget to be stingy, so of course he would be useless.
The role model is nothing, so those who are aware of him will certainly set up a cannon and rush it hard on him.
Sha Wujing was indeed helpless because he knew that irregular gas stations were lower than regular gas stations. Although there were differences in quality, for Sun Wukong and others who were poor and only had ambition, irregular ones were more suitable for Sun Wukong.
So this time, because Sun Wukong and others wanted to save money, they thought they could save money without spending money, and they communicated with the gas station boss in a few words, which aroused their ambitions, which led to a lot of money. They really made them feel a lot of anxiety.
Chapter completed!