Chapter 406 Don't Lower Human IQ
The bamboo house is very simple, with a table less than half a meter wide and less than half a meter long, a three-legged chair leaning against an altar in the corner of the wall, without scenting and waxing, but a statue of the god was covered by several large leaves.
Sha Wujing came to the back of the bamboo house with his hands and feet. At first glance, there were mounds of different sizes. He pointed at the mound and signaled Tang Monk to see that it was a cemetery. He couldn't help but retracted back into the bamboo house in a creepy manner.
Tang Monk took a few stones that looked like pig's blood, folded a few willow branches on the south side of the bamboo house, wrapped them in a piece of worn cloth, and kept them behind his back, saying, "I'm all ready, let's go to the deserted temple together."
Sha Wujing circled Tang Monk for a few times, and said with a confused look on his face: "Is this little thing enough? Do you bring more? If there is really any evil spirit, it's easy to defend yourself, right?"
Tang Seng smiled and said, "Didn't Wujing say that he didn't believe in evil spirits the day before yesterday? What's the matter with how many things he brought?"
Sha Wujing said, "Wujing, I said, what if you want, what do you do?"
Sun Wukong went to the place where Tang Monk broke the willow branches and tied them to his body.
When Sha Wujing saw Sun Wukong like this, he also folded a few willow branches and tied them to his body according to his method.
Tang Monk smiled knowingly and said, "It's useless, okay, let's hurry to the deserted temple before it arrives."
Sun Wukong secretly broke a few willow branches: "Okay!" He patted Sha Wujing's head: "Go away, go away."
Seeing that Sun Wukong was walking very fast, Sha Wujing greeted him, "Poverty scholar, slow down, wait and understand me."
In the night, Sun Wukong and the other two walked towards the deserted temple.
As Sun Wukong walked, he asked Tang Seng and said, "How many doubts do I have in my heart?"
Tang Monk took a few steps and picked up a stone and said, "Young Master Sun, please tell me if you have any doubts."
Sun Wukong said: "I want to..."
Sha Wujing snatched Sun Wukong's words and said, "Scholar just wants to know why you took a few steps to pick up a stone."
Sun Wukong glanced at Sha Wujing and said, "Xiao Shazi is right."
Tang Monk bent down and picked up a stone, and smiled and said, "This is just a little bit of the habit."
Sun Wukong asked in confusion: "Who else has this kind of habit?"
Sha Wujing asked Sun Wukong: "What is this kind of hobby? What does hobby mean?"
Sun Wukong said helplessly: "Host is a hobby. Do you understand Tang Monk's hobby?"
Sha Wujing said, "What kind of hobbies is Tang Monk's hobbies?"
Sun Wukong said helplessly: "Tang Monk's hobby is to pick up stones, and picking up stones is Tang Monk's hobby."
Sha Wujing suddenly realized the exaggerated expression and movement, saying, "Oh, I understand, the meaning of being a hobby is Tang Monk to pick up stones."
Sun Wukong was helpless and nodded in a daze.
Sha Wujing was extremely excited and shouted loudly to Tang Monk who walked to the front: "Tang Monk, you are such a great Tang Monk who picks up stones. Tang Monk will pick up stones in the future." After that, he smiled foolishly at Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong was expressionless and dull.
When I arrived at a wasteland, the moonlight was desolate, and from time to time, I heard a few scattered bird calls.
Tang Monk took a few steps quickly and said loudly: "It's here, the mountains are surrounded by mountains and water, and the temple is in the north. It's a place of evil spirits."
Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing were confused and circled around the wasteland.
Sun Wukong said in confusion: "The deserted temple has arrived?"
Tang Monk took out the Yin-Yang compass from his arms, gestured and said, "That's right, this is a deserted temple."
Sun Wukong pointed to the wasteland where there were only weeds and said helplessly: "Is this a wasteland temple?"
Tang Monk said: "This is the deserted temple."
Sun Wukong looked disbelief and corrected again and asked, "Is this the desolate temple?"
Tang Monk nodded and said, "This is the deserted temple."
Sun Wukong laughed and said, "What absurd temple? I think you are absurd. It's obviously a piece of open space full of weeds. When we eat shit, little sand, let's go back, this old guy is playing with us."
Sha Wujing shouted, "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!" Several consecutive dramatic moves: "The stinky Taoist dares to play with us, let's see how I play with you." He grabbed Tang Seng's collar.
Tang Monk was calm and said calmly: "Don't be angry, please listen to the explanation below?"
Sha Wujing glanced at Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong signaled him to let go of Tang Monk.
Sun Wukong said, "Speak quickly, let us know, let me spare you if you don't know, hum—" he signaled Sha Wujing and said, "Little Shazi, what are you talking about."
Sha Wujing said with a vicious face: "Hmph, if you can't explain clearly, you will spare us."
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes at Sha Wujing helplessly and said to Tang Seng: "Anyway, you have to explain it to us today."
Tang Monk asked, "Two brothers, is it my turn to say something, my brother?"
Sha Wujing whispered to Sun Wukong: "Is this Tang Monk okay? Is it something?"
Sun Wukong said helplessly: "Don't you think your almond-like brain and a watermelon-sized head are a bit of a waste of material?"
Sha Wujing looked puzzled.
Sun Wukong said, "I'm afraid of you, can I eat it?"
Sha Wujing asked curiously: "Is it something? Is it delicious?"
Sun Wukong said helplessly: "It's delicious."
Sha Wujing said, "Take Wujing to try it all day long." As he said, he looked expectant.
Sun Wukong was helpless and numb, "Okay, okay," and then whispered: "Your parents made you purely for nothing to find trouble, and lowered the IQ of human beings."
Tang Seng asked carefully: "I wonder, two brothers, can I tell you now?"
Sun Wukong casually said: "Yes."
Sha Wujing looked imaginative and said, "Tell me."
Tang Monk walked a Bagua step on the spot, flattened the Yin-Yang compass with his hand, and then said: "The Yin-Yang compass is a Taoist magic weapon. It is bounded by Yin-Yang. If the Luo needle points to the Yang, it proves that it is safe and sound, but pointing to the Yin means that there must be evil spirits here."
Sha Wujing shouted, "That's right, it's indeed pointing to Yin."
Sun Wukong was startled by Sha Wujing and said, "What are you calling out!" He turned to laugh and said, "Oh, Xiao Shazi still recognizes the word Yin, so he has studied it a lot."
Sha Wujing said, "That's right, I understand my literary and martial arts, know astronomy and geography, and I am proficient in all kinds of martial arts. I am not a problem with such a word "yin".
Sun Wukong said with disdain, "Your word was what I used to listen to in the books on the South Street of Dongshi City."
Sha Wujing nodded wildly.
Tang Monk said in a pretentious way: "In this way, the deserted temple is on this open space."
Sun Wukong said, "Didn't you say it just now? Where is the temple?"
Sha Wujing asked: "Where is the temple?"
Tang Seng said: "Young Master Sun, don't be anxious. It's still early, and it's still early for the evil spirit to appear."
Sha Wujing said, "Seng Tang, are you deaf? The scholar just said that the temple was like this, what are you talking about? " He said the evil spirit." He calmed down and asked, "What? The evil spirit?"
Tang Monk said: "My Monk means that only after the evil spirit appears can the deserted temple appear."
Sha Wujing asked, "Does the evil spirit come out first, or will the deserted temple come out first?"
Tang Monk replied: "Of course, the evil spirit will appear after the appearance of the deserted temple."
Sha Wujing asked, "Then why do you say that the evil spirits can only appear in the deserted temple after they appear?"
Tang Monk said: "Wujing, after this evil spirit comes out, is the wasteland temple still important?"
Chapter completed!