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Chapter 408 Please Respect My Profession

Sha Wujing said, "How can I save you if I don't know Taoism?"

The wind blew, and the weeds and trees swayed violently.

The evil spirit said, "Why are you so arrogant? I am an evil spirit. Can you give me some face? Now I control you, and you still dare to discuss ways to save people in front of me."

Tang Seng said to the evil spirit: "In order to respect your profession, I will find a way for you."

The evil spirit nodded violently and said, "Okay, okay, say it quickly."

Tang Monk said: "It's better to be cleansed if you don't listen to your ears. Please use your cute fingers to block your charming ears."

The evil spirit smiled and said, "This is a good method."

So, the evil spirit blocked the evil tricks he used to attack Tang Monk by blocking his ears with his fingers, and Tang Monk who was hanging in the air fell down.

After Tang Seng fell down, he stood up and ran towards Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing.

When the evil spirit saw Tang Seng escape, he knew that he had been deceived, so he wanted to use evil magic to control Tang Seng again.

At the critical moment, the running monk shouted.

Tang Monk shouted: "Young Master Sun, use the pig blood stone I just gave you to throw it to the evil spirits where the Yin gathers."

Sun Wukong said: "Okay, no problem."

Tang Seng said: "Thank you, Mr. Sun, please hurry up."

Sun Wukong asked awkwardly: "Sorry, monk, where is the place where the evil spirit gathers in the Yin?"

Tang Seng said helplessly: "It's the evil spirit's seal hall."

At this time, Tang Seng ran to Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing. He took the pig bloodstone in Sun Wukong's hand and headed towards the oncoming evil spirit.

The evil spirit arrived in front of the three of them and wanted to use evil magic on them.

Sun Wukong said in horror: "Monk, here, here."

Sha Wujing panicked and said, "Oh my god, monk, help me."

Tang Seng pretended to be calm and said to the evil spirit: "It's quite fast, it's really a bit of the strength to be an evil spirit."

The evil spirit said proudly, "That is necessary." As he said that, his face suddenly changed and he said terrifyingly, "Stop interrupting, I want to kill you."

Tang Monk gestured a pause gesture and said, "Wait a minute, do you know how many of us?"

The evil spirit said cutely: "Three."

Tang Seng asked: "How do you know the three of us?"

The evil spirit said cutely: "I can hear it."

Tang Seng asked, "You can't tell what you hear?"

The evil spirit said in confusion: "I can see you."

Tang Monk asked, "I myself?"

The evil spirit nodded violently.

Tang Seng said: "I am one person myself, how can you tell three people? Why is this?"

The evil spirit said, "Yes, why?"

Tang Seng said: "I'll ask you why, why do you ask me why?"

The evil spirit said, "How do I know what you asked me why?"

Tang Monk asked, "Do you want to know why?"

The evil spirit was cute and nodded suddenly.

Tang Monk said in various actions: "Because you can see me, because I don't have invisible willow branches on me, and you can't see those two people because they have invisible willow branches on me, and you can tell that there are two people because they just spoke, how many people are there if they don't speak?"

The evil spirit said: "One."

Tang Monk asked: "Where are they talking?"

Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing shouted.

The evil spirit said: "Two."

Tang Monk asked: "Where is me?"

The evil spirit said: "You—" and fell into a state of confusion.

Tang Seng knocked the evil spirit on the head and said, "I don't know."

The evil spirit said furiously: "You actually dare to hit me."

Tang Seng said: "What's wrong with me hitting you? You know you can hear the voices of two people, but you see one person. Two people plus one person equals three people. As an evil spirit, you can't even make arithmetic. How can you have the face to get out of here?"

The evil spirit lowered his head in shame. Sun Wukong, Tang Seng and Sha Wujing knocked the evil spirit's head in sequence.

Tang Monk asked: "Do you feel ashamed now?"

The evil spirit nodded thoughtfully and said, "Something."

Tang Seng knocked the evil spirit's head heavily and said, "What does it mean to be a little bit? There are many."

The evil spirit collapsed a little and said, "Many, many, indeed, a lot."

Tang Monk asked: "Are you afraid?"

The evil spirit nodded cutely.

Tang Monk said: "If you are afraid, leave quickly."

The evil spirit nodded, turned around and walked away, walked a distance, recovered from his senses, and was very ferocious, flying towards Sun Wukong, Sha Wujing, and Tang Seng with his teeth and claws.

The evil spirit sternly said: "I was almost deceived by you. I am an evil spirit, a powerful evil spirit. You should be afraid of me."

Tang Monk paused gesture: "Wait."

The evil spirit stopped blankly.

Tang Monk pretended to be pitiful and said, "Before dying, can I ask you a question?"

Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing also showed a pitiful look.

The evil spirit said: "Speak quickly."

Tang Monk asked: "Which part of the body is the Yintang acupoint?"

The evil spirit pointed to his Yintang acupoint and said, "It's this."

Tang Monk pointed at his belly button and asked, "Is that true?"

The evil spirit pointed at Yintang acupoint angrily and said, "Idiot, that's it."

Tang Monk pointed at his throat and asked, "Is that true?"

The evil spirit grabbed Tang Seng's hand angrily, pointed to his Yintang acupoint and said, "It's this, it's this, do you understand?"

Tang Seng smiled strangely and said, "I understand."

Tang Monk took advantage of the situation and pressed the pig blood stone in his hand on the evil spirit's seal hall.

The evil spirit pushed Tang Monk away and began to suffer and struggle.

The evil spirit shouted: "You lied to me."

Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing threw away the invisible willow branches.

Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Who told you to be stupid?"

Sha Wujing laughed exaggeratedly: "I deserve it."

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "I didn't expect that the monk would surrender the evil spirits so much. I admire him, admire him."

Sha Wujing smiled and said, "It's amazing, it's amazing."

Tang Seng smiled and said, "I have been inappropriate in this way. I have just given the evil spirits some words. I hope the two brothers will not spread it."

Sun Wukong, Sha Wujing, and Tang Seng laughed out loudly.

The body of the evil spirit slowly shattered and then turned into black smoke.

Sun Wukong, Sha Wujing and Tang Seng laughed out loud.

After a moment, the wind suddenly changed and the wind blew everywhere.

Evil Spirit Voiceover: "Haha, do you think I'm so easily dead? I'm delusional, you've helped me like this, Tang Monk, Sun Wukong, the seventh day of the yin moon, I will definitely leave your corpses without them, because by then, the whole Xuan County will be covered with corpses and blood flowing into a river, ha~~~"

Afterwards, the wind calmed down and the surroundings were silent.

Sun Wukong, Sha Wujing, Tang Monk's face was pale and frightened, and he stayed in the same place.

Sun Wukong: "Monk, we have caused a big disaster because the three of us will be affected by the people of Xuan County."

Sha Wujing: "What should we do? Wouldn't we become sinners for the ages?"

Tang Monk: "Don't panic, two of you. I have observed this evil spirit for a long time. In order to absorb yang and replenish yin, he has planned it for a long time, just to borrow our reasons."

Sun Wukong: "So can monks have a way?"

Tang Monk: "The law must be there, and the laws of the world must be there in the way. Evil will never overcome the righteousness. Before my family's master died, there will be a method to cure others."

Sun Wukong: "Fortunately, I will live and die with the monk at that time."

Sha Wujing: "I'm still there."

Tang Seng smiled knowingly and nodded.

Sun Wukong: "I have another problem."

Tang Monk: "What topic? Please explain it."
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