Chapter 436 : Think I won't cry?
"Get away! You slut, you are defiled by your innocence. I will execute you." Sun Wukong stood up and gritted his teeth.
"Hahaha, save me, brother, stop pretending, no matter how you pretend, it will be exposed. Look at your artificial appearance, it is really disgusting." Xiang Shang said as he vomited.
"What? You dare to insult me as a man, brother, brother, you are such a monster, I am so relaxed and alert to you." Sun Wuqi was shaking all over, and his eyes were searching for objects that could cover his body, but unfortunately there wasn't.
"Don't pretend to be brother, is it interesting? No matter how good I pretend, I can't escape my eyes. I'd better get up quickly and find a suit in the village to wear it!"
"Of course, you are a slut, you are still not over yet. You are making fun of me, right? I have been a woman since I was a child. How could you become a man when I met you, a slut? You are too obsessed with his sister. I will take your life later."
"Brother, you pretend to be like you! You are still pretending when you are exposed. Is it interesting? It's so boring. Look at yourself with your breasts? Look at who is the girl below you? You should just pull it down! No matter how good your acting skills are, it's hard to escape the facts." After saying that, Xiang Shang shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"His sister, why did you meet a pervert today? I have to say that I am a man, what does this mean? The words of monster men are not credible. Senior sisters and the others told me. His sister, I just felt that I was dragged into the water and took off all my clothes by an old man. He also called me a man and threw me out of the bed. What's going on? Could it be that I am really a man? But in Huaguo Mountain, I am indeed a woman. Master calls me Sun Wukong's girl, and Senior sisters and they call me Junior sister, no! I am a woman."
After thinking about it, Sun Wukong said angrily, "Monster man, don't lie to me. I don't believe in your tricks. You are a big thief and liar, hurry up and get out of here!"
"Hey... you are addicted to pretending to be a woman. Are women really that good? Brother, I think it's better to be a man. Men are the masters of this world." Xiang Shang looked arrogant when he spoke.
"Bah! We women are the masters of the world. I have never seen a man in our Huaguo Mountain, and we still dominate everything." Sun Wukong said a little dissatisfied.
"Fuck! Brother, since you have seen so many women, you haven't noticed that you are different from them?" Xiang Shang asked with his arms wrapped around his right index finger and gently scraped his chin.
When Sun Wukong was asked this, his mind flashed, and he looked down at his chest, feeling that it was peaceful. "Senior sisters and sisters are all bulging, but what is this? Just this doesn't mean that I am a man? Maybe I haven't had time to grow here yet?" After thinking about it, Sun Wukong turned his head and said nothing.
"Look at your mouth, your brothers are all growing hair." Xiang Shang said again.
Sun Wukong involuntarily touched the newly sprouted beard with his hands, "Yes! Senior sisters and the others did not see beards. But this does not mean that I am a woman." Sun Wukong thought about it and snorted angrily.
"Brother, are you really ignorant or pretending to be confused? I have a problem with this person, that is, I like to be serious. The more you pretend, the more I want to expose you. Today I have to let you understand what you are!"
It seemed that Xiang Shang was quite persistent. After he said that, he took off the sword on his waist in anger, inserted it hard to the ground, and then quickly took off all his robes.
"Brother, I must let you understand that you are like me. We are all men. Why didn't I lie to you?"
"A shameless thief, I'm so shameless. I'm just acting like a hooligan in broad daylight."
When Sun Wukong saw Xiang Shang standing there with open arms, he was a little panicked, covered his face with his hands and squatted on the ground and cursed.
"It's all men, don't pretend to be so embarrassing. Brother, I'm helping you to re-understand yourself. Men are men, there's no need to pretend to be women, right?"
Although Sun Wukong felt ashamed, it was strange that he heard Xiang Shang say that he was a man so sure. Curiosity drove him to slightly separate his fingers covering his face and leave a gap to take a look at Xiang Shang. If he didn't look at it, he couldn't help but feel a little shocked when he saw it.
"Oh! His sister's. How come Xiang Shang, who is so bright in front of him, looks so similar to himself. His breasts are flat and the same below. Am I really a man?"
Sun Wukong began to search for memories. He suddenly remembered that when he was young, his master let him live alone for a while, and he had his own separate space when taking a bath and going to the cottage. For this matter, his senior sisters and sisters said that his master was partial to him because they were all shared by collective dormitories, bathhouses, and toilets, except for himself.
"Can I really be different from my senior sisters? Is he a man?" Sun Wukong began to think hard. "No wonder the master wanted to expel me from the master. It turned out that it was because I was a man! What should I do? How could I be a man?"
Sun Wukong seemed to be dreaming and couldn't believe the reality. He thought it was good to be a woman, which undoubtedly added troubles and sorrows to Sun Wukong because he was used to being a woman.
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It happened a long time ago.
The Sun Daughter rolled away, but before he could get up, he heard the "Oh my God" sound of Sun Wukong, the second junior brother Zhu Bajie, the third junior brother Sha Wujing, and the fourth junior brother Xiao Bailong squatting on the wooden stakes in the temple.
Tang Xuanzang touched his horoscope and said, "
"You guys listen. Most of our ghost capture skills are horse stance and horse stance, so if you want to have good kung fu in the future, you must now solidify your basic skills."
Sun Wukong's expression was painful, and he was crying, and he said tragically
"Master, since we came out to explore our home, we have been surrounded by tigers, leopards, jackals, and monsters on the road. It can be said that our lives are very hard, and now that the master trains us like this, how can we bear it?"
Tang Xuanzang said, "Sun Wukong, you are cunning. Look at why your junior brothers don't have so many reasons? How can you ask me to entrust your tasks to you in the future if you don't practice the skills well?"
Sun Wukong "Master, can I regret it?"
Tang Xuanzang scolded him severely
"Repent? You dare to say that you regret it. If a real man says something, he will be able to pursue it. Seeing that you are so restless, I will punish you for one hour to stance on the wooden stake."
Sun Wukong did not argue anymore. He was deeply infected by his master's words and thought to himself
"I was bullied by others before, and I was a stupid and stupid person who was so stupid that I was so scared. In order to get rid of these things in the future, hum, what's this hardship? I insist on persisting."
Tang Xuanzang said, "Sun Wukong performed well. I already know what you said in your heart. I won't punish you anymore."
Sun Wukong was dumbfounded and asked, "Master, are you reading the mind?"
Tang Xuanzang smiled and said, "Yes."
Sun Wukong stared at his big eyes seeking knowledge and said, "Can your master teach me in the future?"
Tang Xuanzang said, "Of course, as long as you have a good foundation now, the master will teach you in the future, and it is much more powerful than this mind reading technique."
Sun Wukong's eyes were full of confidence, and he said with great confidence, "Master, just take a look."
Tang Xuanzang said, "Pay attention to the strength of legs and waist and hips, and adjust your breathing. Although most of the ghost hunting techniques are horse stance, internal strength is also very important. Don't look at horse stance, Zhu Bajie, what about you?"
Zhu Bajie giggled and said, "Hehehehe, Master, don't look anymore."
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Chapter completed!