Chapter 446: Believe It or Not
Zhu Bajie said:
"You monsters make me feel very balanced. You can be very happy to do it this time."
An ugly representative of the ugly monster said:
"Actually, we didn't look like this before. We used to be handsome and elegant. Because we pursued more beautiful things, we went for plastic surgery, and this plastic surgery turned out like this."
Sun Wukong sighed:
"I am really ashamed of your vanity. Whether you look good or not is a genetic problem. This is very natural. Why do you go against nature? You are beyond your help."
Sha Wujing said:
"The boss is right. Just say you have plastic surgery, why are you still having sex? Don't you feel shameful to be a monster?"
Nan En said:
"The face is as good as good as good, but the heart is not good, you say, you live and go to what I will do to do something kind to help you to get rid of yours."
The ugly monster burst into tears when he heard this, and felt very ashamed. He committed suicide before Xiaobailong could do anything.
Zhu Bajie smiled and said:
"Is this a verbal killing method? Wow, it's so amazing. The little spark in my heart is burning."
The pace of the battle was getting faster and faster, and the hearts of Sun Wukong and others were ignited.
Their mission is calling them to move forward bravely. After dealing with the small monster in the second level, the big monster is about to appear.
The master of the second level is the jade-headed snake. It loves beauty very much, and it loves beauty than the minions that Sun Wukong and others just dealt with. After all, it is the master of the master, so it is more prominent than its subordinates in any aspect, even though it is just a snake.
The jade-headed snake took out the rouge powder and said:
"You guys have been fighting to the bottom so quickly, and I haven't finished dressing up yet."
Sun Wukong said with disgust:
"Look at how ugly you look, even if you put on makeup, you can't block your ugly face."
Zhu Bajie was almost vomiting and said:
"That's right, you look so shocking and pretend to be beautiful. You said you go against your will."
Sha Wujing glanced at the jade-headed snake and said:
"It's a pity, it's such a big joke that a snake actually fell in love with makeup."
After vomiting, the little white dragon said:
"See that your face and appearance make my intestines clear."
After hearing this, the Jade-headed Snake was extremely angry and said:
"Dare you dare to say that I am ugly, don't you think it's easy for Cao Lei to strike if you don't tell the truth like this?"
Sun Wukong was even more angry and shouted:
"You should be the one who was struck by lightning. You are a monster and struck by lightning. Come on, don't bother Thunder God. Let me strike you today."
Sun Wukong gathered the evil spirit of "Yourong Baigang Method" and waved the tiger-headed short sword. Before the jade-headed snake could react, he slashed it to pieces.
Then a piece of jade fell from its head, and the old man was warned to appear again, he said:
"Congratulations, you have successfully passed the second level. The fallen piece of jade will be one of the sixteen jade tricks that will deal with monsters in the future. In other words, you must collect all the sixteen jade tricks in the next level to truly defeat monsters."
Sun Wukong said:
"It turns out that it is not only because of what the master said, but also to collect all sixteen jade pieces. This monster is so difficult to deal with."
Warning the old man said:
"Of course, the monster is the Lord of All Monsters. It is difficult to destroy it with your magic and magical tools. Okay, I'll congratulate you on your level to level 2."
Zhu Bajie said:
"Warning the old man, what should we do if we keep passing the quota so much?"
Warning the old man to touch his bare chin and said:
"You don't have to worry about this. You can get some corresponding food by killing a monster in future levels."
Zhu Bajie whispered:
"Okay, I can only say I'm convinced."
Warning the old man said:
"I'm leaving, hey, by the way, I wish you a smooth third level, bye."
Sun Wukong said:
"Brothers, you have heard the warning of the old man just now that if you want to eliminate the monster, you need to collect all sixteen jade pieces, so we must be more attentive and strive to get out of seclusion as soon as possible, collect all jade pieces as soon as possible, and eliminate all the monsters as soon as possible."
Zhu Bajie said:
"No problem, but I want to say that the plot is too bloody."
Sha Wujing said with a vigorous spirit:
"For humanity, come on, come on, come on."
Xiaobailong said:
"Let's go and get through the threshold, the key is to get a strange thing after that."
Time is a song. You say it is beautiful and it is heavy metal. You say it is cheerful and it is sad. It is not difficult to see that this is the opposite.
This is also complementary to the spirit of Sun Wukong and others. It tastes the pleasure in the face of difficulties. I really want to say, I'll go.
Zhu Bajie asked if he was feeling sad? Or was he moved? Xiao Bailong guessed that this was two words, torture; three words, what should he do; four words, go one side; five words, really make two; six words, believe it or not, I will beat you.
There is no meaningless conversation between Sun Nanwu and Sun Wukong, so I should start the terrible story about Sun Wukong directly!
Next time, Sun Wukong and his friends passed the second level and came to the third level. The environment of this third level has to be said to be a good day at the funeral and looking for a draw.
Dynamics and psychology are embedded together, so seamless!
As soon as I entered the third level, I saw a large piece of paper hanging in the air. It looked like it was five meters long and wide. There were two big characters on it, and it was to be precise. It was three big characters, because I don’t know who wrote the wrong one and crossed it out. Is these two words meant to praise Sun Wukong and others?
Sha Wujing wiped her eyes and said:
"Ask the world what it is? Look at the elder brother, Xiao Bailong, and Zhu Bajie."
Zhu Bajie dug up his nose again and continued, "Sha Wujing, you seem to understand what this means, right?"
Sha Wujing scratched her head, stomped her feet, and said:
"No, I'm just thinking about who wrote this word, why it's so crooked. I really want to conclude that it was written by an alien."
Sun Wukong's expression was extremely complicated and he said powerlessly:
"This third level is not something that let us guess the riddle."
Xiao Bailong shook his head and said as if he had taken ecstasy:
"This makes me very expensive."
Sun Wukong picked up a stone, threw it over, and said in surprise:
"I'll go, is this sure it's paper? It's obviously steel plate."
But what made Sun Wukong and others even more incredible was that the paper that was like a steel plate could still move when the wind blew over.
They couldn't figure out what monster battle they were going to play, and the four of them just kept a dazed posture and stared at the piece of paper.
After reading it for about half an hour, the piece of paper that looked like but not paper disappeared all of a sudden.
Then a thrilling little monster appeared, and it was dressed quite popular. The most hateful thing in the Song Dynasty was that it was still combed in the middle, which was normal to bring the appetite of Sun Wukong and others.
Sun Wukong was strong and said tenaciously:
"Which monster did you make? Do you want us to be disgusted to death?"
The little monster said very slanderously:
"It's obvious that what I showed off was my calligraphy just now. I completely wanted you to appreciate the masterpieces, but I was afraid that you would be too jealous and tear it up for me after reading it. I used our top level spell to protect the integrity of this work of art. It was really a good intention!"
Zhu Bajie was a little crazy and said:
"I want to scold you to death, but I am a person with quality and culture. It is not difficult to see that you are the little monster with the most lines in history. I said, how many benefits do you give to the author."
Chapter completed!