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Chapter 476: Be a Crazy Monkey

Sun Wukong took advantage of the situation and said

"You little left-behind child, your brain is swollen by your fat body?"

Zhu Bajie smiled foolishly and said, "Okay, okay, I made a mistake in my statement."

Sun Wukong handed Zhu Bajie an apple that had been kept for four or five days. He looked a little wilted and had many folds, saying, "What's wrong with a loud bang?"

Zhu Bajie took the apple, ate it a big mouthful, and said

"I heard that it was the south of the village. My second uncle was trying his homemade thunder. What a good guy. My second uncle made the whole village confused. He thought it was a big cannon thrown by the enemy."

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "I didn't expect that Uncle Second has such a hobby."

Zhu Bajie ate a big mouthful of apple and said

"This hobby is a death--and I haven't even had a good sleep. I can't sleep anymore when I feel shocked. As usual, I don't sleep until noon. I don't ask to sleep until noon."

When Sun Wukong saw that Zhu Bajie had left the wilted apple with little folds, he handed him a wilted one with even more folds.

Zhu Bajie took it, and after a moment, he drank another big mouthful, and the apple he had bitten had blood marks on it.

From this, Sun Wukong speculated that Zhu Bajie must have bad gums.

Sun Wukong said with a smile

"Zhu Bajie, you are not picky about food."

Zhu Bajie nodded stupidly and said, "It's delicious, your apple tastes amazing."

Sun Wukong sneered at Zhu Bajie

"Haha~~~, Zhu Bajie, I am really ashamed of your greed."

Zhu Bajie continued to ask, "It's shameful not to talk about it, I just want to know why this apple tastes so good."

Sun Wukong shook his head helplessly at Zhu Bajie and said, "Don't worry about whether you buy apples or secretly picked apples in the future, don't rush to eat them first. Put them for a few days first, and the taste will be so great."

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a while, as if he was thinking about something, and then nodded, "Oh."

Suddenly, Sun Wukong felt a sharp pain in his stomach. He walked back to the inner room and lay on the bed, feeling weak, "Bajie, it's broken."

Seeing that Sun Wukong was like this, Zhu Bajie asked, "What's wrong?"

Sun Wukong pointed to the empty cup on the table in the main hall and said, "It's a reaction."

Sun Wukong's stomach hurts again.

"Ouch~~~"

Zhu Bajie looked like he was committing suicide and laughed and said, "What's wrong? I'm going to give birth?"

Sun Wukong breathed a sigh of relief, raised his voice and said

"Zhu Bajie, if you show gloating here again, I will really kill you."

Zhu Bajie said, "Okay, I'm all like this, my temper is so violent, I don't have the appearance of a Wulin University student at all."

Sun Wukong endured the pain and kicked Zhu Bajie in a futile way, and felt heartbroken, saying

"What should students from Wulin University look like? Just like you, stingy and slutty? Or disgusting and dirty?"

Zhu Bajie didn't know what to say, so he stuck out his tongue, made a face at me, and said

"I'll rub it for you, come on, try to turn over, lie down, and rub the back is said to work."

According to what Zhu Bajie said, Sun Wukong turned over and lay on the bed.

Zhu Bajie rubbed, rubbed and patted Sun Wukong back and forth, and the strength was just right and his technique was very skillful.

Therefore, Sun Wukong particularly doubted whether Zhu Bajie had worked in any alley or in a shop.

At this time, the star of Qi came out and the sky began to light up slowly.

Zhu Bajie rubbed Sun Wukong's stomach for a while, then stopped, moved his wrists and asked.

"Boss Goku, what do you think? Are you better?"

Sun Wukong got up from the bed, stretched out his waist, jumped, and said

"I'm really in charge. It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt anymore. Bajie, your technique is extraordinary."

Zhu Bajie said arrogantly, "It's all a little bit. Boss Wukong, be careful about your diet in the future and don't drink cold drinks."

Sun Wukong nodded and called Zhu Bajie to sit down. Sun Wukong also planned to give Zhu Bajie another apple with a wilted and folded apple to repay Zhu Bajie for his gratitude for curing his stomachache.

As the saying goes, "The kindness of treating stomachache must be rewarded with an apple."

Just then, Sun Wukong felt a stream of air running up and down in his stomach, as if he was about to rush out.

So, Sun Wukong subconsciously clamped its necessary passage, stood there with his body straight.

Zhu Bajie saw Sun Wukong's posture and asked questions

"Boss Goku, what's wrong with you?"

Sun Wukong held his breath, held his breath, bulged his cheeks, tried hard to clamp the passage below, and said

"Bajie, my body has already gathered stimulating and eliminated true energy, which is about to be ejected from the necessary passage below."

Zhu Bajie hurriedly analyzed and spoke quickly

"Boss Wukong, this is a very normal physiological phenomenon. When we eat food, under the influence of normal bacteria in the digestive tract, more gases are produced. These gases run downwards with intestinal peristalsis and are discharged from the lower body through the channel."

Sun Wukong roared and said

"Bajie, you guys, now, right now-"

"puff--"

With a loud bang, Zhu Bajie's face was pale and he sat there blankly, as if he was shocked.

Immediately afterwards, the dogs in the village were yelling like crazy again.

Someone shouted in the small square of the village, "The enemy's big artillery is firing again!"

The second uncle at the south end of the village stood at the door, holding the newly developed earth thunder, sighing with a look of disappointment.

"I feel ashamed of myself."

As a person, as a person who uses fantasy as his daily work, he will more or less show real nerves.

In this regard, it indirectly leads to distracting thinking, thus gradually becoming a crazy person.

During the holidays after the martial arts test, it is fast and slow.

For Sun Wukong, it was so slow that people were so panicked, and so panicked that people thought about it.

Maybe, I just want that.

Sun Wukong felt very uncomfortable at home alone, not only boring, but also a gradual revival heart, eager to get bloody pain again.

To put it simply, Sun Wukong cannot give up the entire forest just because He Piaoxue is a tree that is not crooked.

So, Sun Wukong imagined dedicating his first love to Wulin University, because Sun Wukong also wanted to taste what it felt like to fall in love with the two.

So Sun Wukong wants to embark on a new journey!

It rained heavily the night before the start of Wulin University.

The main road in the village that had not yet been repaired was very muddy, which could not help but increase the resistance of Sun Wukong to go to school smoothly.

At that time, Sun Wukong's father rode a dog and horse to send Sun Wukong away.

When chasing dogs and horses passed through the muddy road, it seemed particularly helpless, but Sun Wukong's father raised the whip in his hand and slapped the flattering dogs and horses, and rushed over.

During the period, he chased the dog and horse and staggered, almost throwing the luggage of Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong's father and Sun Wukong away.

Fortunately, Sun Wukong's father is close to professional horse riding, so he can escape danger.

It is about fifty-five miles from Sun Wukong's village to Wulin University, neither far nor close.

Sun Wukong's father rode a dog and horse chasing his horse and yelled all the way at Sun Wukong who was sitting behind him. Because the sound of horse hooves running on the road falling on the ground was particularly loud, and the sound of the wind was driven, he could only roar.
Chapter completed!
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