Chapter 503
Sun Wukong and Hua Chunshui spent a lot of effort to push the bronze carriage from Xuecai to the bamboo house. During the process, Hua Chunshui complained all the way, but Sun Wukong was very calm.
Hua Chunshui preached to Sun Wukong, "Brother Wukong, why am I so perverted? Am I going crazy?"
"Stop thinking about random things and suspicion. I want to give you four words about your poor attitude towards life, which is mentally abnormal." Sun Wukong shook his head and said.
"Where is it? No! To be honest, to be honest, self-punishment methods like us completely highlight the devil and occupy a large part of us." Hua Chunshui said.
"Haha! Let me say it first, I didn't pursue you. You are voluntarily. Think about it in a different way. Don't be a person who stubbornly makes mistakes and makes mistakes endlessly. Isn't this a kind of atonement? If we really have any sins," Sun Wukong replied.
"It's not good to open the test and get out the tiger." Hua Chunshui nodded and replied.
"So, let's do it. When I really know what I want to do, I will tell you a very important thing, which is related to the normal laws of the entire universe." Sun Wukong said unfaithfully.
"It's all right. I just hope God will never let you completely obstruct you!" Hua Chunshui said worriedly.
"Don't worry, I won't." Sun Wukong said seriously.
Under the sunset, accompanied by the buzzing sounds of different kinds of insects in the surrounding woods, Sun Wukong and Hua Chunshui roared with the sounds higher than the sounds of insects, as well as the guilt that should not have been felt.
On the second night between Sun Wukong and Hua Chunshui in the bamboo house, they were not as leisurely as they thought they were.
The possession of the bamboo bed was enjoyed by Sun Wukong, but it was only due to the scissors and hammers that won two games in three games.
Of course, Hua Chunshui can only enjoy the treatment of the floor.
Sun Wukong tossed and turned on the bamboo bed and couldn't fall asleep. He followed the candlelight that had not yet burned out, and his eyes were vaguely flashing with emotions. He said quietly, "Chunshui, have you ever felt a very, very desolate feeling?"
Hua Chunshui turned over, covered her sore waist and replied, "Yes! I still have a deep understanding now! Ouch--"
"Then what kind of feeling do you feel?" Sun Wukong stood up and put out the candle.
"The waist hurts! It hurts very much! It just feels extremely painful." Hua Chunshui's expression on her face was entangled with pain, and her nose and eyebrows were twisted together.
Seeing that Hua Chunshui was in such pain, Sun Wukong threw Hua Chunshui a soft pillow and said, "You have been too strict with yourself in that aspect in the future, so try to be more restrained in the future."
Hua Chunshui endured the pain and slowly stuffed the pillow to his back and said, "I may do this in the future. OK, let's go to bed!" After that, the snoring sounded, shaking the entire bamboo house.
The moonlight slipped in through the window and hit Hua Chunshui's upper body. The degree of sleepiness was most appropriate to use a dead pig to express it.
Slowly, Sun Wukong also entered the so-called Zhou Gong Lecture Hall in Dreams.
In his sleep, Sun Wukong returned to his first private school.
The copper bell that he had to ring during class that he was annoyed and rang throughout the private school.
At that time, the private school where Sun Wukong was located was named "Si Shui Zhengyang".
The school is located on the north side of this mountain village, almost eight miles away from Sun Wukong's house, not far or near, and it just soars to the standard running distance Sun Wukong's physical training for his own physical fitness.
At that time, Sun Wukong's goal was to quickly become an invincible martial arts master, because at that time, the thin Sun Wukong would often be bullied by his classmates, blackmail and full-scale three-dimensional group beatings. It is said that when Sun Wukong's character was bullied, it was quite large.
At that time, it was a season change, and spring and summer were planning to hand over shifts.
That day, the outdoor temperature was 30 and the indoor temperature was 33.
There are 20 students in the class, including teachers of abacus teachers, moral teachers, foreign language teachers and other subjects, and there are almost 23 students in the class.
Teacher Gentleman teaches three subjects, teacher Zhang Fei teaches three subjects, and the bishop in the class also teaches three subjects, which is for sound, body, and beauty.
Because in the private school where Sun Wukong was located at that time, the private school policy required that in order to cultivate talents in the martial arts world, the three subjects of sound, physical and aesthetics were suspended, and they devoted themselves to the operation of desks that were tense and boring, and they were boring to tasteless.
It is because of this that the character of Sun Wukong, Wu Youyong, was useless.
At that time, Sun Wukong's classmates thought that Wu Youyong had evaporated, and all the students in the Bingzi class of the private school had longing for Wu Youyong to reach a state of inaccessibility.
In Zhang Fei's class, the whole class was so angry that he didn't dare to breathe, not only because of his unsatisfactory appearance and temper, but also because of his bad breath.
That bad breath can reach more than one hundred toilets, three septic tanks, and two stinky ditches.
Therefore, in order to avoid unknown situations, the students in the class only had the subjects taught by Zhang Fei, and no one dared to fail, and only Sun Wukong dared to compete with him.
Sun Wukong's combat slogan at that time was "One generation is more stinky than the other generation, I can bear Zhang Fei's bad breath!"
It is because of this irrational reason that there is only Sun Wukong in the class, one boy, but no girlfriend.
A certain man and a certain month in a certain year, in a professor of honest abacus class.
Gengzhi smashed a wooden ruler on the stack of bamboo slips on the podium, while also making very ruthless words.
Sun Wukong and his deskmate Huang Daxian whispered below. Huang Daxian was the only classmate who could speak loudly at that time.
Sun Wukong talked to Wong Daxian.
"Daxian, how many times have you done the multiple-choice questions?"
"Well——, if you remember correctly, there are about six." Wong Daxian said six, and five fingers appeared in her hand.
"Oh my God! Six, amazing, really worthy of being the number one King of Meng in our class!"
"And you?"
"I only wrote one Lin on the test paper and did nothing else. No, it's too difficult."
"Haha! You're even better."
After saying that, Sun Wukong and Huang Daxian came from, but they didn't know where they came from, so they stood up and directly forgot about their honest existence.
Seeing Sun Wukong and Huang Daxian were very arrogant, they angrily threw the long ruler on the table and shouted loudly
"What do you two want to do? Are you a genital? I think Tang Seng is coming, you two want to become a mouse poop? I dare to do such a big move on my desk, and I don't look at what you two do with abacus questions. Wong Tai Sin only filled out six multiple-choice questions, why? I really think I am the King of Meng, don't you want to know how many wrong ones are?"
There were bursts of laughter in the class one after another.
Sun Wukong, who recovered from his senses, stood up straight.
Huang Daxian held his head up, maintaining the aura of a dead man twenty years later, and said, "What? I am not guaranteed by the king's status? Tell me, Lao Geng, don't beat around the bush, say so many mistakes."
Gentleman suddenly became furious and walked to Wong Tai Sin in anger and said, "Wang Tai Sin, don't you want to mess around here? OK! If you really look like this, get out of the church immediately!"
Huang Daxian was also furious and said, "What are you pretending to be? The teacher is amazing? I'm shouting all day long, I won't bear it anymore!" After that, he held his head up and walked straight out, stomping his steps.
The whole village was silent.
Chapter completed!