Chapter 509 because you are a monkey
After leaving Badu Station, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie came to the center point where the avenues intersected one after another. They looked at the dense crowds of people and even more dense carriages, and they were dazzled. They could no longer tell the difference between the east, west, south, and north, let alone find Zhu Bajie's cousin.
"Zhu Bajie, have your cousin told you his address?" Sun Wukong looked at the people coming and going with timidity in his eyes and asked Zhu Bajie.
"I said it!" Zhu Bajie responded and quickly took out a piece of yellow paper from his pocket, chanting, "When Yongning Road is 300 meters north of the north, the luxurious single-family building in the upright direction of the alley, one by one."
"Okay, let's look at these street signs slowly over, by the way! Can you tell the difference between east, west, south and north?" asked Sun Wukong.
"I don't know, but..." Then, Zhu Bajie put down the bag on his back, searched for a long time to find an old compass that could not be old, and then swayed proudly in front of Sun Wukong's eyes, and continued, "Hehe! But I have this, very precisely. When I was five years old, I got lost in the village. I used this to find my home. To date, I can still count it as an antique."
"Okay! Just be sure your compass can distinguish between east, west, south and north. That, I still have a question to ask you!" said Sun Wukong.
"Ask!" Zhu Bajie said with a slap in his big belly.
"That village is like a palm-sized place. How can you get lost?" Sun Wukong asked in disbelief.
"I have the right to remain silent about the question you asked." Zhu Bajie blushed and said with his tongue out.
Zhu Bajie used his compass with a long history to distinguish the direction, but when the setting sun fell on the edge of the mountain, it did not show any effect.
Sun Wukong sat on the side of the road and accidentally saw a tall bamboo pole hanging on it with a sign saying "Look for a yamen runner if you have difficulties."
After watching it, Sun Wukong excitedly crossed his legs, laughed and hummed.
When Zhu Bajie saw Sun Wukong who suddenly became nervous, he asked in confusion, "Wukong, what's wrong with you? Wukong? If you can't find the way, you won't be crazy about gains and losses, right?"
"Go to your mother, you're crazy about gaining and losing!" Sun Wukong cursed, then asked indifferently, "Ask you a question, who is the nemesis of the bad guy?"
Zhu Bajie thought for a long time, then suddenly had an idea and blurted out, "Uncle Yasun!"
"That's right!" Sun Wukong clapped his hands happily and continued to ask, "I'll ask you again, who are you looking for if you have any difficulties?"
"Uncle yamen runners? Oh..." Zhu Bajie suddenly said, "Smart! Uncle yamen runners can judge the direction better than my broken compass."
"Then send a pigeon letter and find the uncle of the yamen runner!" said Sun Wukong.
"How to send it? I don't know where the county government is sending it?" Zhu Bajie asked stupidly.
"You're stupid! Look at the intersection ahead of you, the warning sign above says the address of the county government!" Sun Wukong reminded.
Zhu Bajie calmed down and exclaimed, "Hey! That's true. Let's go, I'll take out my pigeon from my basket and write a letter to the uncle of the yamen runner to complain!"
Looking at the carriages coming and going on the street, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie made up a lot of determination before rushing to the location of the sign with the county government address.
Sun Wukong looked at it and looked at it very carefully, even every part of the county government address sign was written.
Sun Wukong said in surprise, "You said that Badu County is rich, there are signs everywhere, and even the county government address is written in signs. It's great to have it here, it's really a good county town."
Zhu Bajie continued, "It's not that what. You can see the glory in every place in Badu County. It's just that the smelly toilet has such a sign, and it also says male and female."
"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense. Take the time to write a pigeon letter. There will be no light at all in the sky." Sun Wukong said.
"Okay!" Zhu Bajie agreed, took out paper, pen and ink from the bag, and started writing it.
Zhu Bajie wrote in the letter first
"Hello, uncle, I am a person in need of your help now."
After Zhu Bajie finished writing, he tied the letter paper to the pigeon's legs and told the pigeon the location of the county government. The smart pigeon continued to shout and flew out.
After a while, the pigeon flew back from a distance, and the reply was like this
"Hello, this guy, as long as it is not a lie, our county government will help you in any difficulties."
After reading the content of this letter, Zhu Bajie asked Sun Wukong foolishly, "Is it okay to be short of money?"
Sun Wukong said to Zhu Bajie angrily, "Damn it, it's all at a critical moment. He still asks such stupid questions, he looks useless!"
Before Huachun could write another letter with Zhu Bajie, another housekeeper's pigeon flew from a distance. The pigeon came with the letter.
The content on the letter is
"This masses, please say if you have any difficulties. If you occupy our pigeon line, you may miss a major criminal case. Our county government must consider it carefully."
After reading it, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie inferred that there was only one pigeon designated in the Badu County Government.
So, Zhu Bajie quickly replied and wrote
"Uncle Yassen, we are lost!"
After Zhu Bajie finished writing, he still drew a picture of two people crying behind the letter.
The yamen runner replied afterwards
"This crowd, you shouldn't know that you are mentally retarded?"
Zhu Bajie replied
"no!"
The yamen runner replied again
"For normal people, this is also a major case. Report your current location."
Zhu Bajie replied again
"roadside!"
The yamen runner replied
“Which roadside?”
Zhu Bajie replied
“A road sign with a roadside.”
The yamen runners still replied
"This crowd, are you fucking sure you are not mentally retarded?"
Zhu Bajie still replied
"I'm definitely not mentally retarded!"
The yamen runners replied endlessly
"Don't move when you stay there. Our county government has infinite light energy and all eight are positioned in a magical system. We will position your location first, so don't move fuckingly."
Zhu Bajie also replied endlessly
"Uncle Yasun, I'm waiting for your visit."
The reply ended, and the pigeon was so tired that it was half exhausted.
Night finally came.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were still motionless, enduring the danger of hunger and waiting for the rescue of the uncle from the yamen runners. Of course, for the two fools who were just a new arrival and were not very good at it, it was indeed difficult to find a restaurant where they could cook.
Because the uncle of the yamen runner said in the letter that Zhu Bajie and the others were asked to stay there and not move, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, who were very law-abiding, really didn't dare to move.
Zhu Bajie tried to minimize facial expressions, and his mouth shape could not be opened or closed. He said, "Wukong, there are so many mosquitoes in this place. I've bitten me to death, don't you bite me?"
Sun Wukong moved a little and was lying on his face with a bloody mosquito, and then replied, "Damn it! How can you not bite it? But the uncle from the yamen runner said in the letter that he told us not to move, so who dares to move to expel him!"
Zhu Bajie smiled muffled and said, "It's said that mosquitoes shouldn't bite you!"
Chapter completed!