Chapter 593 Bajie is having fun
The children and puppy looked dull and confused.
Then, the child and the puppy fell off the moon.
The moon was also unable to hold on in the air and fell down.
Immediately afterwards, the evil spirits whizzed in the air and the gossip formed by white clothes were launched into the distant sky, like a large missile bombing an endless black hole.
All this doesn't seem to be repeating, but a weird plot.
It’s better to just feel it slowly like this. All of this is definitely not that simple.
The scattered stories seem to be not that simple, perhaps a big story that is shocking.
Anyway, this is definitely not a repetitive plot. They seem to have been hit by some gossip and are circulating on some magical things.
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At this time, the voice of an old man came.
"May people be kind and be safe forever forever forever for generations."
What a familiar voice, someone thinks he has heard it somewhere.
The sound of flutes came from the temple, accompanied by drizzle. Turning to the street, there were endless pedestrians, hawking and bargaining sounds mixed together.
Tang Xuanzang talked loudly on a high platform at Caishikou.
Beggar A, B and C listened in confusion in the audience.
Tang Xuanzang held a folding fan in his hand, and said in a strange manner: "The West City and the East City are five miles apart, with very convenient transportation, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. It should be a prosperous scene, but what is the reason? The prosperous town that should have been mixed with hawking and bargaining sounds, but the old, weak, sick and disabled, mostly with crooked melons and dates?"
As he said that, Tang Xuanzang pretended to cough a few times and said, "This, according to the bright eyes of my Taoist, there must be evil spirits in this county. Looking at the layers of black fog hanging in the air, it is enough to show that this evil spirit not only exists, but is also very powerful. Why are the elderly, women and children in this county sick? This is because of this, and this is a major reason."
After listening to the beggar A, B and C in the audience, they talked in a low voice.
Beggar Ar raised his hand and asked, "What is an evil spirit?"
Tang Xuanzang said happily: "The evil spirit is," and then he thought about it and continued: "Uh, a very evil spirit."
Beggar B was about to speak, but beggar C snatched the words: "This slanted spirit, is crooked?" Beggar B looked at beggar C's eyes in disdain.
Tang Xuanzang said helplessly: "The evil spirit is indeed not right, but this evil spirit is not the slanted spirit of the slanted spirit you mentioned by brother, but the evil spirit of the evil spirit now. Brother, you are a cognitive mistake. Do you understand?"
The beggar C's expression was very puzzled.
Beggar B was about to speak again, but Beggar C took off his broken shoes, raised his dirty feet, and snatched the words: "Is this spirit treating athlete's foot spirit?"
Beggar B's eyes were more intense when he looked at beggar C.
Tang Xuanzang said more helplessly: "Brother, you are not a simple cognitive problem now, but a problem with whether your brain has a pig brain or a human brain. Do you understand if I say that?"
The beggar C's expression was very puzzled.
Beggar Yi wanted to speak again, but Beggar Yi snatched the words and said to Tang Xuanzang: "Can I mean I'm dizzy?"
Beggar Yi couldn't bear it anymore, so he picked up a brick and slapped beggar Yi fainted, and said, "Yes."
Tang Xuanzang gave beggar Yi a thumbs up and said, "I have to say that you are a hero who sees injustice and helps him. Do you have any questions about heroes? "
Beggar Yi said seriously and said, "Actually, I want to ask, can I take the time to fart? Because my fart is very smelly and loud." After that, he laughed.
Tang Xuanzang was helpless and extremely tortured.
Sun Wukong walked up from the side. After hearing Tang Xuanzang's words, he really didn't believe it. He asked Tang Xuanzang, "You said there are evil spirits in Xuan County, do you know which evil spirit is from?" After saying this, Sun Wukong suddenly thought in his heart: "Hey, it's strange, why do I feel that I said this sentence when did I say it?"
Tang Xuanzang suddenly became excited, threw the folding fan, and said, "This little brother asked well," he clapped a few times, and gradually calmly said, "This black air comes from the east, and the evil spirit must be in the east."
At this time, Zhu Bajie suddenly shouted that he would fly down from the restaurant behind.
The fainting beggar C woke up and looked at Zhu Bajie showing an exaggerated expression of admiration during the flight.
Sun Wukong, Tang Xuanzang, beggars A, Yi and B were dumbfounded and envious.
But as soon as Zhu Bajie landed, he wanted to show off his face seriously, but his legs were unstable and his body was uncontrollable. In a hurry, Zhu Bajie quickly grabbed the belt of the beggar's armor with one hand and barely supported his body.
But A couldn't bear Zhu Bajie, and it was very difficult, so beggar A quickly grabbed beggar B's belt. In the same way, beggar B grabbed beggar C's belt again.
This posture did not support it for a moment. Zhu Bajie's body sank a sip of the wine in the wine pot and his body sank. He suddenly took off beggar A's pants. The same was the case with the force. Beggar A took off beggar B's pants, and beggar B took off beggar C's pants.
Immediately afterwards, my body was unstable and fell to the ground, and Zhu Bajie pressed on them.
Sun Wukong and Tang Xuanzang had exaggerated expressions, and indirectly expressed their expression levels with Zhu Bajie and other actions.
Beggars A, B, and C were stripped of their pants, quickly grabbed them, got up from the ground, and hurriedly ran to the distance.
Sun Wukong teased Zhu Bajie and said, "Zhu Laosi, you have just come out of the wine jar."
Zhu Bajie staggered from the ground, laughed at Sun Wukong, then walked behind Tang Xuanzang with the pot of wine in his hand, and slapped Tang Xuanzang on the shoulder drunk.
Zhu Bajie said drunkenly, "You said you were in the east, and I said you were in the west. Otherwise, there would be nothing at all. You are creating something out of nothing."
After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he thought to himself: "Damn! Why do I feel like I have said this word?"
Tang Xuanzang was stunned for a while, and made a confused expression, then relaxed and said, "This Bajie is also a Taoist practitioner? Tang Xuanzang, who is the one?"
Zhu Bajie cleared his throat and emphasized, throwing the wine pot and saying, "I will not change my name or change my surname. I am called Bajie, and my name is also Bajie, and my family's surname is Zhu."
Tang Xuanzang pretended to be surprised and bowed to Zhu Bajie, and said, "Oh, it turns out that it is Zhu Bajie from Xishi that people say is said to be, and he is indifferent to the lower world."
Sun Wukong laughed and made a despicable expression and gesture of laughter.
Zhu Bajie laughed and said, "You have a good eye for it. It's okay, it's okay. Bajie doesn't blame you. Judging from your wise eyes, Bajie determines that there are definitely evil spirits in Xuan County."
As he said that, Zhu Bajie patted Tang Xuanzang on the shoulder and whispered to Tang Xuanzang: "You have a future, be good at it, and Bajie is protecting you."
Sun Wukong approached Zhu Bajie, gestured with his fingers in front of Zhu Bajie, and said, "Little Sizi, you are so casual. If someone flatters you, will you agree?"
Zhu Bajie curled his lips and pulled his beard and said, "What do you understand? I made a conclusion after careful consideration."
Chapter completed!