Chapter 600 He is a magnanimous monkey
Tang Xuanzang asked again: "Master, what is the curse seal?"
The ancestor replied impatiently: "Born human! The curse seal means that if no one kills him again, he will not cause trouble and harm the people. But because you killed him again, the curse seal will be broken. This evil spirit becomes a climate and will be in trouble. Not only like now, in order to save the people, the ancestor, I have to sue my disciple Tang Xuanzang." As he said that, he paused, cleared his throat and said, "Tang Xuanzang."
Tang Xuanzang replied: "Disciple is here."
The voice of the ancestor said: "You must gather five pure yang people with strong yang energy before the seventh day of the Yin month, and then find the Liyin sword in the ancient tomb ten miles south of the city to get rid of the evil spirits."
Tang Xuanzang replied: "We know these things about the ancestors."
The ancestor replied in his voice: "How do you know? Damn! Do you have the memories of the past?"
Tang Xuanzang took the scriptures and said, "You have talked about the masterpieces you made during your lifetime."
The ancestor said oh, and then said, "Hi! I thought your memories were back! I had written books before, but I forgot it."
Tang Xuanzang asked: "Master, where should we find the people from Chunyang?"
The ancestor replied in his voice: "This is exactly what I want to say. Two of the five pure Yang people are right in front of you."
Tang Xuanzang glanced at Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, and asked with certainty: "Master, are you talking about these two people around me?" After saying that, he was stunned and thought to himself, "Why do you feel like there are a few more words?"
The ancestor replied in his voice: "That's right, it's these two."
Sun Wukong said happily: "I am one of the five Pure Yang people, so honored."
Zhu Bajie shouted excitedly: "Yes, I am too, I am so honored."
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie cheered and were extremely excited, just like before.
The ancestor replied in his voice: "What's so exciting about this? It's not a good thing."
Sun Wukong asked in confusion: "What? Isn't it a good thing?"
The ancestor replied in his voice: "Tell me the truth, the five pure Yang people are actually the people that evil spirits want to suck them the most."
Sun Wukong asked: "Why?"
The ancestor replied in his voice: "As a pure Yang person, there are several people who are worthy of each other. It's true. In the second time, I have no wisdom at all, and I have to talk about it."
Zhu Bajie said in horror: "Wow, if this happens, is there any way to make me unable to become a pure Yang person?"
After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he was stunned for a while and thought to himself, "Hey, why do you feel like saying a few more words?"
The ancestor said in a faint voice: "Of course there is this."
Zhu Bajie said urgently: "What kind of method is this? Tell me quickly."
The ancestor replied in his voice: "If you don't want to become a pure Yang person, the most direct and effective way is to castrate yourself."
Zhu Bajie replied foolishly: "I don't know why I want to ask a question, what is castration?"
Sun Wukong replied: "It's just cutting off my little brother."
Zhu Bajie said, "Ah, forget it, let's be a pure Yang person."
Tang Xuanzang asked, "Master, what about the other three?"
The ancestor said in his voice: "This - according to the rules of the game, I won't be told, I'm a little embarrassed!"
Tang Xuanzang replied: "I will burn fifty incense sticks for you every day."
The ancestor said in his voice: "It's hard for me to do as a ancestor."
Sun Wukong said: "One Hundred Pillars."
The ancestor replied in his voice: "Dongshi Huayin, Sha Wujing. The Xiaobailong in the West, don't say that I said it, pretending not to hear it, one hundred incense sticks, one word is determined, don't make me irritated. The task is completed, please withdraw first, remember, one hundred incense sticks.
When the ancestor spoke of Huayin in the East City, Sha Wujing, and Xiaobailong in the West City, the portraits of the three of them were magically floating in front of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Tang Xuanzang.
Hua Yin was pointing and striking at a group of men. The performance of the women was like a woman. Hua Yin said, "You are one by one. If you pass by my aunt's door in the future, don't blame me for being slapping and slapping." At this time, Sun Wukong behind Hua Yin said "Junior Sister".
Huayin suddenly changed her style and said in a coquettish voice, "Brother Goku."
This is a scene of memories, like playing a video, which makes Sun Wukong's face turn red with shame.
A memory-like scene of Sha Wujing is that Sha Wujing tiptoed towards the woman on the bed, looking lustful, and said:
"My little lady, my brother has learned a new position and asked me to teach you, don't be afraid, it won't hurt for my brother to take off his clothes."
The memory picture about Xiao Bailong is that a storyteller said to the crowd:
"There are dragons in the sky and insects on the ground. The insects are the ancestors of the dragon."
At this time, the little white dragon raised his hand and said funny and laughed:
"Why should insects be the ancestor of dragons? Is it possible to be its second aunt or its eldest aunt? In fact, it's a third breast, I have no objection to you, your third uncle."
The storyteller fell to the ground and rolled his eyes, foamed at the same time, and was about to die.
After reading these, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Tang Xuanzang vomited for a long time.
Then Tang Xuanzang said, "Master, don't worry, I have any questions, I haven't asked Qingsun, Master, Master."
Sun Wukong said, "Okay, master, we know a lot."
Zhu Bajie said, "Your ancestor is very interesting."
Tang Xuanzang said: "Okay, since that's the case, it's all up to us."
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Tang Xuanzang looked like they were swearing.
The voice of the ancestor said, "Remember, one hundred incense sticks a day.
It was still like the same thing as before, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Tang Xuanzang set out from the bamboo house.
Sun Wukong and the other three walked on the road in the wild.
Zhu Bajie stretched out and said, "I have lived in the Master's bamboo house these days, and my body is almost lice."
Sun Wukong and Tang Xuanzang walked in front, and Zhu Bajie walked slowly behind.
Sun Wukong asked: "Master, I don't know why I suddenly wanted to ask a question, how long is it before the yin moon, July 7th?"
After listening to Sun Wukong's speech, Tang Xuanzang suddenly started to play, with various stupid postures and movements.
Tang Xuanzang said almost as if he was possessed by the devil: "The Tao follows nature, evil invades my control, the clouds are sparse and the wind dissipates, and I will give me the eyes of the sky. How many days will there be before the yin moon, July 7th? Ah, ah, ah." After saying that, he exaggeratedly expressed his expression and movements.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie stared at Tang Xuanzang's exaggerated movements with his teeth and claws.
Zhu Bajie whispered to Sun Wukong and asked, "Scholar, why do the master do the same again?"
Sun Wukong said: "He seems to be doing things to calculate how many days there are to be before the yin moon, July 7th."
Zhu Bajie asked in confusion: "What is this necessary?"
Sun Wukong said: "Who said it was not? Maybe it was some of the Taoist qualities."
Tang Xuanzang was so dizzy that he hit the tree next to him.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie showed corresponding expressions when they saw Tang Xuanzang hitting a tree.
Zhu Bajie asked, "What month is today?"
Sun Wukong said: "May 1st."
Chapter completed!