Chapter 636: Pineapple Doro Spell
Sun Wukong coughed twice and continued to mutter to himself: "After I left the band's secret base, I led a 'Mobei Canglang' with black hair all over my body toward the 'Immortal Stone Cave'. Along the way, the 'Mobei Canglang' occasionally howled like the Zhongniu Pastoral Dog, and the tone was exactly the same as the tone of the door."
Sun Wukong coughed twice and said, "The Immortal Stone Cave is a 'safe haven't happened when I am usually depressed and sad. In the Immortal Stone Cave, I can get real pleasure and relaxation. Because of this, I can't get rid of the magical pull of the Immortal Stone Cave at all. In fact, psychological dependence has bound his future and fallen into the realm of nowhere. Obviously, I am like falling into the sea of smoke, unable to distinguish the true goal I pursue and the journey I should go."
Originally, Sun Wukong thought of saying something, but what he couldn't guess was that he coughed twice and said, "I came to the Immortal Stone Cave and tied the 'Mobei Canglang' to the very prominent stone beside the entrance of the cave. I sat on a stone tablet about three meters away from the 'Mobei Canglang'. The stone tablet was engraved with a few elegant and profound words, "Sun Wukong is the best handsome in the first place". Damn! It's so shameless!"
Sun Wukong must continue: "Pick up a stone and throw it to the 'Mobei Canglang'. Several times in a row, the 'Mobei Canglang' still shook his tail and made a possible friendly 'hum and hum' sound. Here it means that the 'Mobei Canglang' is not a pig."
Then, Sun Wukong continued, "Boredness, emptiness, loneliness, and monotony fill my brain. I feel that every part of my body seems to be facing failure. I am panic. The endless threads in my heart are just to prove the proposition of 'reality is indeed reality'. However, many coincidences have prompted me to get further and further away from the proposition in my heart. Oh my god, I am increasingly confused about what kind of person I am, anyway, it is right."
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly stood up and shouted loudly into the immortal cave: "I can't help but shout again, Sun Wukong, you black-hearted loser."
The echo of the Immortal Stone Cave: "I can't help but shout again, Sun Wukong, you black-hearted loser--"
Sun Wukong closed his eyes and meditated, saying to himself: "Is glory the main purpose of my life? But I am willing to be ordinary, can't I be ordinary? Even so, there is no need to make the handsome me unable to understand. Alas, I can only rely on myself, knowing what I want."
What’s strange is why did Sun Wukong repeatedly live his life and experiences he had previously designed? Is it the pineapple Doro circle curse?
At this moment, dark clouds were covered with lightning and lightning broke out for a moment. The howling of the "Mobei Canglang" seemed so low-level at this moment.
Sun Wukong once again hysterically said in the Immortal Stone Cave: "It's raining soon, Sun Wukong, do you know?"
Echo of the Immortal Stone Cave: "It's raining soon, Sun Wukong, do you know--"
Sun Wukong whispered: "I know."
Just when Sun Wukong was trying to get into a mysterious aura, the "Mobei Canglang" broke free from the shackles and ran towards the home.
When Sun Wukong saw the "Listening to the Cang Wolf" running like an arrow, he chased him hard from behind.
Just after Sun Wukong chased out of the "Mobei Canglang" for a distance, a loud bang and a flash of lightning struck the place where Sun Wukong had just stood.
So Sun Wukong shivered as usual, and couldn't help but feel scared, thinking: "If it weren't for the 'Canglang', wouldn't I have turned into ashes?"
Sun Wukong looked at the "Mobei Canglang" affectionately, and then saw another flash of thunder. This time it hit the stone tablet engraved by Sun Wukong. There was no doubt that the stone tablet was instantly broken.
Sun Wukong sighed and couldn't help but say, "Hey, is it that Lei Gong, who is also jealous of my handsomeness? It's not easy!"
After saying that, Sun Wukong was disgusted for half an hour and thought to himself: "It's so boring. It's so disgusting. Is this a pervert?"
Sun Wukong couldn't help but explain: "I am different now than before. Tang Xuanzang was both powerful and believed that he was a godfather, not only satisfies my vanity, but also fills with substantial demand standards. However, I will gradually sink into the deep sea without self-esteem, and struggle mentally."
With a usual cough, Sun Wukong said, "On the day when I went to the audition, Sha Wujing prepared four servings of garlic, leek, stinky tofu pie for four people. Such a heavy taste was only Zhu Bajie to fool him. After the audition, there will be millions of unbrushed fans who have not brushed their teeth to block the way to ask for kisses. Therefore, Sha Wujing, who has obviously low IQ, does this as a shocking wisdom strategy for him."
After a moment...
Zhu Bajie connected the so-called Tiandi Line.
After the Tiandi Line was connected, Zhu Bajie said, "Hey, I want to report it."
A gentle voice came from the other end of the Heaven and Earth Line: "Hello, what do you want to report?"
Zhu Bajie was furious and roared: "Why did Li Nakamura suddenly break lightning? He was on a whim and planned to use lightning to blow a cool hairstyle to participate in an exciting and important occasion. Before he could stand down his head, the lightning flashed halfway. What does it mean? Is it like to play with me? I know that I was so handsome after dressing up. Are you jealous?"
A gentle voice from the other end of the Tiandi Line replied: "Sir, don't worry, it's understandable that this situation will happen. Maybe lightning will come again in a while? Besides, we are reporting heavy rain here, and lightning is not under the control of this place. I hope you can see the dialing channel of Tiandi Line clearly when reporting in the future. Thank you, goodbye."
After the Tiandi Line was hung up, Zhu Bajie picked up a booklet and compared it and realized: "Oh, I was reckless, I did make a mistake in dialing. This should be the Arabic numeral 3, and it became 2. Oh, it's so embarrassing."
As he said that, he recalled the gentle voice of the sky and earth just now, Zhu Bajie's cheeks turned red, and his heart was pounding involuntarily, and he said delusionally: "I seem to fall in love with her, what should I do? I wonder if the sudden feeling of love is the same?"
Then, he became shy and laughed "hehe" from time to time. Zhu Bajie's actions at this time completely exposed his arrogant personality of being a light, narcissistic, and ignorant.
After another moment...
The yard of Sun Wukong's house was crowded with people, and they were surrounded by traces. They looked at Sun Wukong, a speaker who was not very optimistic in the past.
Of course, those people are still those things.
Seeing so many people, Sun Wukong couldn't help but want to speak, expressing his ideals. In order to make everyone see Sun Wukong's self-conceived handsome appearance, he simply stood on the roof.
Sun Wukong corrected his clothes, pulled his sleeves, slammed the corners of his clothes, and said in a very elegant manner: "Dear fellow villagers, friends, children, adult friends, men, women, good morning, when the sun is so hot, the temperature is basically not high, and the wind is pretty good, we gathered together, why do we gather together? I thought about it before and after tracing the root cause, because of my ideals, my spiritual music..."
After saying this, Sun Wukong felt shy for a moment and said to himself: "I'm going, I'm extremely perverted!"
Chapter completed!