Chapter 648 Be a Happy Pig
After two fresh coughs, Sun Wukong said: "I pray to the Buddha almost every hour. He hopes that the Buddha can punish some dark forces lurking deeply. At the same time, the Big Fat Cow also curses some powerful people and shows their power arrogantly. But my cousin said that people should learn to be willing to let go in the world. Of course, my cousin's words refer to poor people, and sometimes he also has to deceive himself to learn to be satisfied. For my cousin, he is not nothing now, at least he has a six-wheeled wooden truck. Zhu Bajie was just sitting on a stone pier in the cave. He believed that only being stunned can highlight all the courage of a person who does great things in the future."
Sun Wukong explained: "During the seven days of living in the cave, I, Zhu Bajie, and my cousin were appointed as a private guard by someone who said he was the boss."
Sun Wukong touched his belly that looked like a banana leaf and asked, "Boss, can you have a round belly when you have sex with you?"
Zhu Bajie was still stunned. During the interval, he even acted as if he was idle in the world and counted me. Then he said slowly: "Boss, what are the private guards doing? How much does the silver?"
My cousin is very easy to deal with. He is like a pet who is only dedicated to it and said to the boss: "Boss, you have answered their questions."
The boss replied humbly in a fluent accent of the alleys of the Southern Imperial City:
"I will introduce myself first. My surname is Wu, and my single name is Zi Zi, Wu Zi! The questions raised by the two little brothers and this slightly older brother are very realistic. I will answer the first question first. Of course, this eating problem can be solved, and it is absolutely fine. You must eat full. Then the second question highlights my personal purpose and give you as much money as you do. Then I will answer first what the private guard you mentioned does."
Wu Zi said, coughing, and continued to mutter:
"Private guards test whether the individual's physical resistance is strong. To put it simply, you will beat him if you can beat him if you can, and if you can beat him if you can. To put it more deeply, it will promote the prosperity and grandeur of the martial spirit. This, the next question is the money."
Wu Zi said, coughing again, and said:
"As for this issue of silver, I have also talked about my purpose, how much money I have to do, that is, based on the fact that you three were beaten and beaten up by others, uh... I forgot about it myself. There is a list in my pocket that details the issue of the money I paid."
After Wu Zi finished speaking, he took out a piece of yellow paper from his pocket and handed it to Sun Wukong and others.
Sun Wukong and others took the yellow paper, and then the three of them gathered together and looked at the price of being beaten and beating others as recorded on the list.
It is written on the list:
"The price of being beaten by others: slap five taels of silver in the face; 10 taels of silver in the legs; 20 taels of silver in the joints; if someone uses weapons to attack it, 100 taels of silver and also pays medical expenses."
"The price of beating someone else: slap twenty taels of silver; slap forty taels of silver; slap forty taels of silver; slap sixty taels of silver at joints; if you use weapons, slap two hundred taels of silver, and the individual will pay the medical expenses, and a package for slept in the prison will be given."
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say again: "I, Zhu Bajie, my cousin made an immediate decision after reading it. If you have a job in the future, you will definitely be beaten by others, and you will definitely not be beaten by others. They unanimously believed that money is indeed more important than life. At this time, I suddenly recalled that before I came to Badu County, my family didn't come to see the sow give it away, so it was correct to go to my second aunt's house to see the sow give birth to a baby."
While explaining, Sun Wukong was stunned for a long time and said, "Although I don't know everything I have had before and after, I know that all this is about me."
Sun Wukong coughed and explained: "After the three of us and Wu Zi negotiated in detail and cautiously, we decided to be private guards. Wu Zi took us to an abandoned broken cave 80 miles away from the county seat of Badu County. Then Wu Zi told us that this cave is the base of private guards. When he was alive, he would leave from here and never leave another place. Even a fifty meters ahead of the broken cave entrance cannot be. At the same time, I was appointed as the leader of the private guard team. Wu Zi gave me a carrier pigeon that could only fly out but not back, and also gave me various medicines to treat the wounds urgently, and also provided enough food for seven days. After the explanation was completed, Wu Zi wanted to ride his cousin's wooden cart."
Before leaving, my cousin said to Wu Zi with tears in his eyes: "Boss, pay attention to the degree of pedaling the ground. The rags around the body of the car are easily broken by the wind. Be careful to drive them. Then be sure to be careful not to pedal too fast and be arrested by the traffic junk to jail."
Sun Wukong seemed to have been caught in several arrows, and blood was emitting from the wounds stabbed by the arrow. He said to Zhu Bajie like a dying thing: "Bajie, don't you think we are entering Avici Hell?"
"Your Avici Hell is red and the willows are green, and the scenery is pleasant?" Zhu Bajie retorted.
"Then have we reached the heaven world? That makes no sense. We often urinate and defecate anywhere and have frequent shortcomings. Just pressing this cannot be the heaven world. So where is this?" Sun Wukong asked.
Zhu Bajie stood on the small mound and looked around. After repeated reasoning and research, he said to Sun Wukong: "I think this place looks like when our village used to."
After hearing Zhu Bajie's words, Yu Tian's chin was almost falling off and he said in surprise: "What? Don't make a fuss! My heart has not been very good in the past few days."
Zhu Bajie pointed to the small mound that he stepped on under his feet and said, "See it. This is the small mound not far from my house. Taking it as a reference, and then walking a hundred meters westward is the lotus pond."
Sun Wukong explained: "So Zhu Bajie and I walked about a hundred meters in the upright direction of the small mound. Sure enough, it was a lotus pond. The water of the pond was clear and they also saw fish in the river that could not be called."
Sun Wukong suddenly started to cry, and said while crying: "It's over, I can't go home this time, so I may have traveled through time."
Zhu Bajie comforted Sun Wukong and said, "Think about it, living in such a beautiful environment is also a pleasure. It has been more than ten years of life than before and after the villages in the past and later villages with a harsh environment."
Sun Wukong continued to explain: "I nodded my head but I didn't understand it, and I had to face all this. Later, the same way was the same. Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie returned to the village where I had lived for ten years. Through this time, it may be a time travel or a time travel section, Zhu Bajie and Dapang Gun understood a truth that sounded familiar. The decisive factor of the environment depends on the person. The time for the task was up. I, Zhu Bajie, and my cousin were wearing standard clothes for good private guards, and determined the right direction by "going with the wind" and walked away."
Chapter completed!