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Chapter 653 Immortals can't cry!

Sun Wukong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "In the reply, I wrote: "Lovely subordinate, I have something to do with this leader. I can't leave. I'll take time to investigate again. That's it." Because Zhizhen couldn't help but read it out loud when reading the letter, many ordinary people could hear it thoroughly."

Then the talkative ordinary people muttered, "My mother! It turns out that big man is a crow!"

Of course there is another talkative person who echoes: "All the big names in the world are crows?"

Sun Wukong explained again: "It was these two extra sentences that these two were sentenced to prison for ten years later. After Zhizhen read the letter, his special carrier pigeon immediately made a "beep--" sound, which was also a sound that made many carrier pigeons jealous, because ordinary pigeons could not make a beep---" sound."

Sun Wukong slowed down and said: Of course, this sound is the same as the beeping sound from the receiver after the call is over a thousand years later. In other words, the sound from the carrier pigeon indicates the end of the communication. It must be said that the address of the letter from the big man was a high-end Fengyue Building in the provincial capital."

Then, Zhizhen put his carrier pigeon into the cage, then showed a arrogant expression as if the people owed him a lot of silver, and said:

"This leader is plagued by official duties and can't leave, so this welcome event is over here. What should we do?"

Sun Wukong interjected and explained: "It is obvious that it seems that ordinary officials like it, just like they are afraid that the people will not be able to see that they are crows. In fact, the people know one more thing: crows are like black in the world."

Sun Wukong said to Zhu Bajie and his cousin in the turbulent crowd: "Damn it, I'll have a waste of work."

Zhu Bajie threw away the banner he held in his hand and said with a sad face: "His grandma Monkey, this is much more than the village chief in our village."

My cousin grabbed some flowers and stuffed them into his pocket, saying, "It's better to tell lies with Mr. Qin in the shop," he said, "All big guys are like this. It's better to tell lies with Mr. Qin in the shop."

Sun Wukong continued to explain meaningfully: "A few days after this incident, a new top leader came to Yunxiang Town. The former leader was arrested by the royal guards from Chang'an City because of the breeding of corruption. He also heard that the big man was replaced by someone. The specific situation is not clear, it may be related to the high-level Fengyue Tower."

Sun Wukong continued to explain with a smile: "I understand a truth from this matter, "No matter what you do, as long as you are a person, you must stand up straight and stand up, otherwise it would be much easier to die directly, because there is no maggots in the martial arts world and no scum left. Seven days have passed, and the new Zhizhen applied for a nickname for Yun Township, called "Ancient Town". It is also because of the corruption of the previous Zhizhen. After the major rectification and reform, Yun Township was named "Top Ten Civilized Advanced Townships in the Song Dynasty". It may also include a hygiene award."

Snap-

There was a dry day when thunder rolled across the sky.

Sun Wukong explained: "For some reason, I, Zhu Bajie and my cousin were also given the title and became "Excellent People of the Song Dynasty". However, the additional conditions were to be attracted by the beauty of Yun Township and show their skills here. The portraits of the three of us and the new Zhizhen presented them with a plaque of "Excellent People of the Song Dynasty" to them, and the three of them were invited to the roadside stall to eat a few big cakes."

Xin Zhizhen said to Sun Wukong and the other two: "The officials don't have much money, don't mind if you treat you to the street stall!"

Sun Wukong explained seriously: "After hearing this, the three of us shook our heads excitedly. There were many delegations of long-tongue women from various villages and households, as well as tribes in Yun Township. There may be some platinum-level long-tongue women who were notified in advance. This is naturally for powerful publicity. This has been the routine since the Song Dynasty."

Click—

There was a loud thunder.

Sun Wukong explained: "Afterwards, the three of us were invited to give a speech by a private school in the town. The content of the speech must be controlled, and they can only be centered around a bright future and a good situation in the world. The State of Song regards the people as treasures, and as long as we work hard, there will be an extremely brilliant future. On the day of the speech, we put on new clothes that were about to welcome the big guys a while ago. Mr. Qin shaved their beards and tidied them up. After carefully dressing up, the three of them could be called the low-end version of heroic and handsome.

Click—

Another thunderous roar.

Sun Wukong also explained: "When we arrived at the private school, the three of us came to the center of the grass, led by the private school leaders, and there were about one hundred students in the audience. For the main speaker, Sun Wukong, this kind of occasion was the first time in his life, and it was inevitable that he would be in a hurry. After the private school leaders finished speaking, Sun Wukong began his speech with the speech written by Zhu Bajie last night."

Sun Wukong tried hard to calm down his excitement and preached:

"Hello, classmates, teachers, and private school leaders. My surname is Yu, and my name is Wukong. I was rated as "Outstanding People of the Song Dynasty" by Zhizhen. I seem to feel ashamed of this title."

Suddenly, Sun Wukong turned the speech into a ball, and Zhu Bajie and his cousin felt worried when they saw it.

Zhu Bajie said to his cousin: "Cousin, do you think Bajie is going to sing it?"

My cousin waved the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "I don't know very well, as long as Bajie doesn't make any mistakes."

The private school leaders were also surprised, and they also caused whispers from the students.

One of the students couldn't help but wonder, stood up and asked loudly, "Why are you ashamed?"

Therefore, it is suggested that all students can stare at Sun Wukong and look forward to his answer.

Sun Wukong picked up the tea on the podium, took a sip, coughed, and said slowly: "That classmate just asked very well, why am I guilty? First, I have no knowledge and have never read a book in a day. Second, I am an outsider. Third, I am not an excellent and good citizen of the Song Dynasty. For this reason, I admit that I am guilty, but I have a clear conscience because I tell everyone the truth. I don't know if my classmates are willing to listen to my speech for people like me?"

As soon as Sun Wukong finished speaking, the audience replied passionately: "I'm willing!"

The private school leader said to Zhu Bajie and his cousin on the side of the podium: "This brother has a really good way. This will not only increase the enthusiasm of the students, but also make the following theme content appear more colorful. So good! It's really an excellent and good people in the Song Dynasty!"

Zhu Bajie looked at the private school leader very seriously and said very seriously: "This is not a method, Wukong is telling the truth."

The private school leader said in confusion: "What is the truth?"

My cousin said seriously: "That's right! It's the truth, it's the impossible false truth between us. God knows, God can cry. Ghost knows, ghosts can howl. You know, you can..."

Sun Wukong explained: "My cousin wanted to say next, you know, you can be fooled. But because he is now worried that he is an excellent and good citizen of the Song Dynasty, he doesn't want to smash the plaque because of his bad mouth, so he chose to stop talking. After that, Zhu Bajie and his cousin encouraged Sun Wukong on the stage from time to time, with extremely victorious gestures."
Chapter completed!
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