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Chapter 668 Wukong never drinks?

If possible, he would like to write a diary called "Subversion", day after day, one by one, one by one, and one by one, and one by one, he would never stop writing. Sun Wukong felt that he was very good at emotions, so he was also a rogue literary youth.

Longwan Town is Sun Wukong's hometown, and Donggu Township is his memory. He staggered reality, just to find satisfaction, because who would be angry with the dying person? Boring scolding all the great emotions and great romances are all dog farts.

Two hundred and eighty-three is a miracle. Without these numbers, he may not have the courage that he should have long ago.

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Sun Wukong would rather believe that all this was the arrangement of the gods in heaven, so he chose to surrender and look like he was obedient.

Sun Wukong explained: "A place needs to hide the broken soul. I said it was hell, and Sun Anmin said it was heaven. Although I don't know which elder brother Sun Anmin is and which younger brother I am. The two contrasts between heaven and hell are very different. I don't admit that hell must be a dark place, but Sun Anmin said, nonsense!"

Smack-

I don't know where such a strange sound came from.

Sun Wukong continued to explain: "There is no shortage of rhetoric, which is the most powerful sigh. I like to listen to it very much, and Sun Anmin also likes to say it very much. My name is Sun Wukong. When I was a child, I usually say that I came from hell. Now that I have obtained a resident certificate in the Song Dynasty, I suddenly realized that I have been in a place called Sunmen Town for more than 18 years. Some people will ask where Sunmen Town is? I say very seriously that it is on a planet that is not hell. It embraces endless mountains, and more than 700 people with the surname Sun. Of course, except for my family with the surname Yu."

Sun Wukong also explained: "No one will fall in love with a place without a future, except for Sun Anmin and me. Sun Anmin is ten years older than me and has been married several times. In my memory, Sun Anmin seems to have been married once a year since he was twenty-three. At first, Sun Anmin said that he was not used to it, but after three experiences, he naturally got used to it."

Sun Anmin once said: "I have two dreams, one is to marry a brother who is not the surname Sun, and the other dream is to marry a woman who is not the surname Sun. Obviously, the first dream came true, but the second dream has not seemed to have fundamentally fulfilled my ideas over the years."

Sun Wukong explained: "Because all the women in Sun's town are surnamed Sun, but women not Sun's surname are in other towns, but other towns are distance from heaven and hell. The most important thing is, who will come to such a place without a future? The light is right in front of me, and I stubbornly closed my eyes to look for light."

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"Sun Wukong is simply in pain. He can't struggle with a tangled circle. I feel sad for him. Fortunately, I am not Sun Wukong." Sun Wukong's ex-girlfriend said with his back, of course, Sun Wukong's ex-girlfriend is not Huayin.

In fact, Sun Wukong sympathized with his ex-girlfriend's mood. Even if she had never said it on her back, Sun Wukong would have thought on her back.

People who have no utilitarianism like Sun Wukong, leaving early is more important than anything else.

Sun Wukong feels happy for everyone who successfully leaves Sun Wukong, and also feels hard work for Sun Wukong himself.

Because everything is too complicated, Sun Wukong is facing it every moment.

The only way for Sun Wukong to solve the problem that he is not suffering is to talk to Sun Anmin for a rich drink.

Sun Anmin is good at brewing wine, while Sun Wukong is good at drinking, so Sun Anmin suffers a lot.

When Sun Wukong was idle, he would also advise Sun Anmin, why do you have to be good at brewing wine?

Sun Anmin said, because you, Sun Wukong, are so good at drinking.

It is very obvious that what Sun Anmin said is too disgusting and not moved at all, so Sun Wukong's tears did not dare to move.

Some people who may be human will be extremely tired of Sun Wukong's uncertain character. But there is no way, Sun Wukong will not live for those people's habits.

Sun Wukong chose a dead end. Even though they thought they had chosen a way out, they would still go with Sun Wukong.

Fortunately, Sun Wukong is not used to getting lost.

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After Sun Wukong was eighteen years old, he had to stay in the town. This was meaninglessly a passionate oath of a strong man who dared to face the god of death.

Of course, this is also impossible to miss Sun Anmin who is a task for getting married. Sun Anmin is also a strong man.

Because Sun Wukong has been clear about the real problem of "what to survive" since childhood, as well as the powerful and unsuspecting life principles involved in the real problem, Sun Wukong has prepared the answers to the real problem since he was a child.

Fortunately, until today, Sun Wukong has not been able to answer this almost correct answer to the fullest.

Today is the 16th day of the twelfth lunar month, Sun Anmin’s birthday.

Sun Anmin celebrates his birthday every year with him, so Sun Wukong fully grasps all Sun Anmin’s wishes over the years.

For example, Sun Anmin’s wish at the age of eighteen was to grow into a real man the next day of his birthday.

The nineteen-year-old wish is to help Sun Meili become a real woman the next day of her birthday.

The wish of twenty years old is to help Sun Piaoliang become a real woman on the seventh day of his birthday, because Sun Piaoliang is in his menstrual period the next day on Sun Anmin's birthday.

Anyway, as long as Sun Anmin celebrates his birthday, his wish will definitely be related to that aspect.

And what's even more interesting is that Sun Anminfei stared at Sun Meili's sisters.

For this reason, Sun Wukong often wiped Sun Anmin's butt and made up lies that Sun Anmin received guidance from an immortal in the mountains many years ago. He must spend one night with a complete woman after his birthday every year, so as to ensure that the six animals in Sunmen Town are prosperous and the weather is good.

Fortunately, the girls in Sunmen Town are so stupid that they feel distressed. Fortunately, no natural disasters have occurred in Sunmen Town in recent years. Fortunately, God did not care about Sun Wukong's lies and gave Sun Wukong a fire and thunder to kill Sun Wukong.

Sun Anmin’s birthday this year was very luxurious. He actually set up a table of meat and fish. This was a major event for Sun Anmin to write on an epitaph after his death.

Sun Anmin's home is in the east of Sunmen Town, and Sun Wukong's home lives in the west. Sun Wukong's home will take three kilometers to Sun Anmin's home, and will face a natural danger when it is three miles away.

When Sun Wukong came to Sun Anmin's house, he was already crying, and was crying at his fifth fiancée.

Sun Wukong quickly put the small sundial worth twenty coins in front of Sun Anmin in a very graceful movement. Then he glanced at the few leftover meat and said to Sun Anmin in a complicated heart.

"Brother Min, are you overeating?"

"Wukong, I'm leaving tomorrow!"

When Sun Wukong heard the five words "I'm leaving tomorrow" spoke it from Sun Anmin's mouth. Sun Wukong's brain was rolling violently in his head.

In order to determine the authenticity of Sun Anmin's departure tomorrow, Sun Wukong asked again at the risk of his heart stopping beating.

"Brother Min, are you leaving tomorrow?"

"Yes, Wukong, I bought the Fire Ox Train Ticket the day before yesterday. I will leave with your sister-in-law tomorrow almost the morning."
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