Chapter 703 You give me a smile
After Sha Wujing finished shouting, the rest of Zhu Bajie and others were stunned for a long time. They asked in unison: "Wujing, what are you calling? Why haven't you heard it before?"
Sha Wujing did not answer.
After waiting for a long time, Zhu Bajie took the food carried by Sha Wujing and said, "Brother Wukong is gone, let's eat it."
Sha Wujing nodded, took out a box of cigarette snakes from his pocket, and oh, and then he was about to take apart the wooden box of cigarette snakes.
The little white dragon snatched the fragrant smoke snake in Sha Wujing's hand, stared at Sha Wujing with sincere eyes, and said, "Remember, cherish Brother Wukong and stay away from the tobacco." After that, he threw the fragrant smoke snake into the garbage can.
Sha Wujing nodded without understanding.
Zhu Bajie peeled a banana and handed it to Sha Wujing, and said, "Wujing, let me tell you a truth. Don't regard the surface badness as badness. Sometimes, badness is something that a beautiful person needs to complement each other."
Zhu Bajie said, pointing at himself, then picked up the fragrant smoke snake thrown away by the little white dragon from the garbage can and put it in his pocket. Then he touched Sha Wujing and the little white dragon's heads and said, "Come on, brother, don't stand stupidly. Let's eat together. Remember one more thing. Sometimes the scenes you can see with your eyes will be fake, so don't treat the fake as real."
At this critical moment, Sun Wukong couldn't help saying: "When some people regard all hope as life-saving straws of various types, then the premise is not to shout for help, because others know that you have chosen, and they will not lend a helping hand, let alone even if they don't have a choice, so don't let others feel cowardly and pitiful. This can only be the laughing stock of others after dinner."
Sun Wukong coughed twice and continued to mutter to himself: "After I left the band's secret base, I led a black-haired Mobei Canglang toward the immortal cave. Along the way, Mobei Canglang occasionally let out a howl like the middle cow pastoral dog, and the tone was exactly the same as the door."
Sun Wukong coughed twice and said, "The Immortal Stone Cave is a safe haven for me when I am usually depressed and sad. In the Immortal Stone Cave, I can get real pleasure and relaxation. Because of this, I cannot get rid of the magical pull of the Immortal Stone Cave. In fact, psychological dependence has bound his future and fallen into the realm of nowhere. Obviously, I am like falling into the sea of smoke, unable to distinguish the true goal I pursue and the journey I should go."
Originally, Sun Wukong thought of just saying something, but what he couldn't guess was that he coughed twice and said, "I came to the Immortal Stone Cave and tied the Mobei Canglang to the obvious convex stone beside the entrance of the cave. I sat on a stone tablet about three meters away from the Mobei Canglang. The stone tablet was engraved with a few elegant and profound words. Sun Wukong was the best handsome guy. Damn! He is so shameless!"
Sun Wukong must continue: "Pick up a stone and throw it to the Mobei Canglang. Several times in a row, the Mobei Canglang still shook his tail and made a possible friendly humming sound. This means that the Mobei Canglang is not a pig."
Then, Sun Wukong continued, "Boredness, emptiness, loneliness, and monotony fill my brain. I feel that every part of my body seems to be facing failure. I am panic. The endless threads in my heart are just to prove that reality is indeed the proposition. However, many coincidences have prompted me to get further and further away from the proposition in my heart. Oh my god, I am increasingly confused about what kind of person I am, anyway, it is right."
At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly stood up and shouted loudly into the immortal cave: "I can't help but shout again, Sun Wukong, you black-hearted loser."
The echo of the Immortal Stone Cave: "I can't help but shout again, Sun Wukong, you black-hearted loser."
Sun Wukong closed his eyes and meditated, saying to himself: "Is glory the main purpose of my life? But I am willing to be ordinary, can't I be ordinary? Even so, there is no need to make the handsome me unable to understand. Alas, I can only rely on myself, knowing what I want."
What’s strange is why Sun Wukong repeatedly lived his life and experiences he had made of his character? Is it the pineapple-double-sun circle curse?
At this moment, dark clouds were covered with lightning and lightning were interspersed. The howling of the wolf in Mobei seemed so low-level at this moment.
Sun Wukong once again hysterically said in the Immortal Stone Cave: "It's raining soon, Sun Wukong, do you know?"
Echo of the Immortal Stone Cave: "It's raining soon, do you know Sun Wukong?"
Sun Wukong whispered: "I know."
Just when Sun Wukong was trying to get into a mysterious aura, Mobei Canglang broke free from his shackles and ran towards his home.
When Sun Wukong saw the standing wolf running like an arrow, he chased after him hard.
Just after Sun Wukong chased out of the Canglang of Mobei for a distance, a loud bang and a flash of lightning struck the place where Sun Wukong had just stood.
So Sun Wukong shivered as usual, and couldn't help but feel scared, thinking: "If it weren't for the Canglang, wouldn't I have turned into ashes?"
Sun Wukong looked at Mobei Canglang affectionately, and then saw another flash of thunder. This time it hit the stone tablet engraved by Sun Wukong. There was no doubt that the stone tablet was instantly broken.
Sun Wukong sighed and couldn't help but say, "Hey, is it that Lei Gong, who is also jealous of my handsomeness? It's not easy!"
After saying that, Sun Wukong was disgusted for half an hour and thought to himself: "It's so boring. It's so disgusting. Is this a pervert?"
Sun Wukong couldn't help but explain: "I am different now than before. Tang Xuanzang was both powerful and believed that he was a godfather, not only satisfies my vanity, but also fills with substantial demand standards. However, I will gradually sink into the deep sea without self-esteem, and struggle mentally."
With a usual cough, Sun Wukong said, "On the day when I went to the audition, Sha Wujing prepared four servings of garlic, leek, stinky tofu pie for four people. Such a heavy taste was only Zhu Bajie fooled him. After the audition, there would be millions of irritable fans who had no teeth to block the way to ask for kisses. Therefore, Sha Wujing, who had obviously low IQ, did this as a shocking wisdom strategy for him."
After a moment
Zhu Bajie connected the so-called Tiandi Line.
After the Tiandi Line was connected, Zhu Bajie said, "Hey, I want to report it."
A gentle voice came from the other end of the Heaven and Earth Line: "Hello, what do you want to report?"
Zhu Bajie was furious and roared: "Why did Li Nakamura suddenly break lightning? He was on a whim and planned to use lightning to blow a cool hairstyle to participate in an exciting and important occasion. Before he could stand down his head, the lightning flashed halfway. What does it mean? Is it like to play with me? I know that I was so handsome after dressing up. Are you jealous?"
A gentle voice from the other end of the Tiandi Line replied: "Sir, don't worry, it's understandable that this situation will happen. Maybe lightning will come again in a while? Besides, we are reporting heavy rain here, and lightning is not under the control of this place. I hope you can see the dialing channel of Tiandi Line clearly when reporting in the future. Thank you, goodbye."
After the Tiandi Line was hung up, Zhu Bajie picked up a booklet and compared it and realized: "Oh, I was reckless, I did make a mistake in dialing. This should be the Arabic numeral 3, and it became 2. Oh, it's so embarrassing."
Chapter completed!