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Chapter 72 The Shemale Came To The Store

The sun completed the day's lighting work and set down the mountain.

In the town, immersed in the darkness.

Tang Monk and his disciples were sitting in a small restaurant, and the sesame oil lamps on the table were squeaking, flashing with the light as big as beans.

The waiter didn't know where he ran, and probably he wouldn't dare to come back one night.

No wonder, anyone who saw Zhu Xiaobao, Ju Weng and Xiaobailong had to escape.

Tang Seng looked at several apprentices, then coughed and opened the topic.

"A disciples, today you have all received the baptism of the Bodhisattva. Next, I will set rules for you."

Sun Wukong raised his head and looked at Tang Monk, stroked his hair and said, "Master, I, Wukong, are all dedicated to you. I will follow you step by step when I go to obtain the scriptures."

After hearing Sun Wukong's words, Zhu Xiaobao grunted and said, "Master, tell me, I will be good in the future."

The giant man opened his black mouth and said, "Master, I will work hard in the future and follow you closely."

Seeing that Sun Wukong and the others had made a promise, Xiao Bailong stood up from the chair: "Master, I was enlightened by the Bodhisattva before and wanted to accompany you to the west. Haven't I eaten your white horse? Let me be your mount in the future."

Tang Seng originally wanted to set more rules, but when his disciples changed their tone, his heart softened at that time.

He also knew very well that several disciples knew that there was something wrong with the jewelry he wore, and that was Guanyin Bodhisattva using this to restrain them.

Tang Monk saw it and was happy in his heart, and hurriedly said, "Advisors, I don't want to set rules for you. I just hope you will be with me and take the sutras. As the saying goes, a fence has four stakes, a hero has four gangs, and you will be indispensable on my way to obtain the sutras. I love you, I hope you will love me as much as you love yourself." Tang Monk began to feel sensational, with tears in his eyes.

"Master, we love you too." Sun Wukong, Zhu Xiaobao, Ju Weng, and Little White Dragon shouted in unison.

Tang Seng was really moved. He wiped his tears and said, "Advisors, I don't want to ask for anything else. I just hope you can speak my hometown dialect in the future. This will make it convenient for me to listen to it and avoid problems when we communicate."

"Okay, that's it! We, oh, no, it should be that we firmly support you." Sun Wukong and others replied in unison.

Tang Seng stood up and saluted the four disciples in a panic.

"Advisors, I, Monk Tang, thank you. You were all famous before. Now I can be condescending to be my disciple with my monk. I really thank you from the bottom of my heart."

"Master, we can't afford it. If we talk about it, we have to thank you. If we didn't go to the West to obtain scriptures, how could we have the opportunity to re-shaped immortal bodies and escape from the demon bodies?" Sun Wukong jumped forward and helped Tang Seng sit on the chair and said anxiously.

"Yes! Yes! Master, we all rely on you for this opportunity." Zhu Xiaobao, Ju Weng and Xiaobailong said in unison and bowed to Tang Seng.

"Advisors, since this is the case, let's rest early, get up early tomorrow and go west quickly. Alas! The Xitian Lingshan Mountain is 108,000 miles away from here. I have calculated that I have only walked less than a thousand miles from Chang'an to here. Seeing that spring has passed, summer is coming." Tang Seng shook his head and sighed.

"Sleep! Go to bed! I hope tomorrow will be a good weather." After saying that, Sun Wukong jumped onto the beam and lay down.

Zhu Xiaobao responded, and then snored on the ground.

Ju Weng and Xiao Bailong slept together on their backs.

Tang Seng looked at the sleepy state of several apprentices and grabbed his scalp, then blew out the sesame oil lamp and closed his eyes with a thud.

Oh, oh, oh—

A few rooster crowed awakened the sleeping monk Tang.

He raised his head and rubbed his eyes, and looked out the door.

As soon as the sky was dawn, he stood up and stretched, preparing to wake up the four apprentices.

But a few big men broke into the door and shouted to Tang Monk with sticks and poles in their hands.

"Monster, leave the vegetable money and get out quickly." A man with open chest and a face full of flesh shouted loudly.

The other people also whispered.

Sun Wukong was awakened, jumped off the beam of the room and landed on the table and shouted to the people: "What's the noise? Isn't it just a few dollars for food? Let my master give it to you."

When the big man saw that the monkey was still able to speak, he was a little confused at the time and plucked up his courage and shouted: "My waiter ran back yesterday and said that a few monsters came to the store to eat mats. It turns out that you, a bald man, are playing monkeys."

As soon as the big man finished speaking, the other men also laughed, saying that the waiter was so stupid.

At this time, Zhu Xiaobao was woken up and shouted, "Brother Monkey, look at me, I can break them out with just one thing."

After saying that, Zhu Xiaobao jumped to several big men, raised his butt, and let out a big pig fart with a loud sound.

Looking at the big men again, they were knocked out of the door with a scream, and then they all fell to the ground, screaming and fainting.

When Tang Monk saw that he was afraid that these big men would be poisoned by the stench, he quickly scooped a can of cold water from the water tank and poured it out.

The water fell on the heads of several big men.

The big men were aroused by the water and woke up, then suddenly got up from the ground to prepare to escape.

Tang Monk waved his hand and signaled Sun Wukong and Zhu Xiaobao not to go out. He stepped out of the door and said to the men just now:

"Sorry, heroes, I'm sorry, after I ate your food, I will give you the silver. This little nun? I have to hand over the silver to him in person."

Several big men looked at Tang Monk in horror, but did not dare to make a sound for a long time.

The big man with his chest and his arms was a little brave. He bent down and picked up the shoulder pole on the ground and said, "I run this shop, and the waiter is the guy I hired. Yesterday he ran home and fell ill. I found a few people to come and see this morning, but I didn't expect you to have left yet."

"Is the waiter sick? I'm guilty, it's all my fault that I didn't educate my disciples well at that time." Tang Seng said guiltily.

"Monkey, please leave the silver and take your apprentice away!"

Tang Seng responded and touched his arms, but after touching for a long time, he didn't touch the silver. He thought to himself: "I have the only ingot of gold for the Bodhisattva to take away? What should I do?"

Tang Monk's eyes rolled and he chanted Amitabha.

"Heroic man, I am a monk. I came out to beg for alms. I hope you will be able to make a fortune. In the future, you will have a prosperous business, a wealth of money, and a lot of children and grandchildren."

As he said that, Tang Monk extended his hand to the strong man.

The strong man was a little confused by Tang Monk's words, but he also felt that Tang Monk's words were particularly impressive. He actually took a cloth bag from his waist and handed it to Tang Monk.

Tang Monk took the cloth bag with his right hand and handed it to his left hand, then smiled and said, "The hero will give you this. This is the food I paid for you. You can see that it's enough."

"Enough, enough, waiter said you ate two taels of one yesterday, and the silver here is three taels of seven, and I have to find you one taels of six nicks."

As he said that, the strong man was about to get the silver out of the cloth bag.

"No, no, I'll give you the extra ones." Tang Seng waved his hand and was still polite.

The strong man happily tied the bag back to his waist and said, "This master is really generous."

The men standing behind the strong man were confused by Tang Monk's actions, and they did not find one or two at that time.

Sun Wukong looked carefully in the restaurant. He thought of Zhu Xiaobao, Ju Weng and Xiaobailong who had just woken up, and said with a smile: "This Tang Monk is really awesome. He is pretending to be awesome when he pays the money for the food."

Zhu Xiaobao hummed and said with a smile: "That strong man was fooled by him in a while."

Sure enough, the strong man clasped his fists to Tang Monk and said, "Master, I see you are handsome and generous. You shouldn't be a tamer. Why are you still carrying a few shemale men? You should be a god. I beg you to leave me a magic treasure in this small shop."

The strong man regarded Tang Monk as a god again and prayed for the ink treasures.

Tang Monk thought: "Okay, we are a great monk in the Tang Dynasty. We can't just pay the bills by begging for this way. Although this strong man is a little slow-witted, people will always go around and call me a liar when they look back. Leave him a mourning treasure, and even if he understands, he will feel embarrassed to scold me."

Tang Monk thought about it and waved his hand to the strong man and said, "Come on the pen and ink."

When the strong man heard this, he hurried to the small shop selling pens and inks beside him and bought a large brush and inkstone.

Tang Monk picked up a brush and dipped it ink.

The strong man and another man were waiting there with a small cloth flag.

Tang Seng thought for a while: "What kind of nun? This is my first time writing an inscription, and I am also writing an inscription for merchants. It must have an advertising effect."

Tang Seng thought for a long time, then wrote a few words on the small cloth flag.

The strong man looked at it and seemed that he didn't know him, but he still happily hung the cloth flag on one side of the door.

After reading it, Tang Seng felt that his question was good, and then called out Sun Wukong and others to prepare to go on the road.

After leaving, the little white dragon became a white horse very consciously.

Tang Seng turned over the horse, then said goodbye to the strong man and others!

The master and apprentice and his party went west.

The strong man and others watched Tang Monk and his disciples walk away and reacted in unison: "The gods are really immortals."

A gust of wind blew, and the small flag hanging on one side of the restaurant was shaking left and right.

Tang Monk’s five words “Shemale has come to the store” are very conspicuous.

It is said that since this store had Tang Monk's Mobao, the business has become more and more prosperous. Later, the strong man opened several chain stores in the county. The strong man also became a devout believer.
Chapter completed!
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