Chapter 76
"Monk, do you think you are crazy? You have made a fuss about your journey to get to know your prayers. You were anxious and even threw fire on me. You even kicked my big ass with your feet. I felt so unfair that I retorted you. You jumped and scolded me for being ignorant, and threatened to recite my curse. Damn! Since you are chanting the curse to death sooner or later, it would be better to fight with you to death. One death is counted as one. Damn! If you have the ability, you can come down from the tree and see if I open my mouth and beat you to the teeth."
The giant man was so angry that his head was smoking and his eyes were spitting out. While banging against the tree with his black head, he grinned at Tang Monk on the tree with his big black mouth. It seemed that Tang Monk was very aggrieved.
"Bah! If I come down at this time, I will be so proud of you! I dare to threaten me. When I see that I can do my hands together, I will curse you to death. I will be so stupid that I can't pull you a lot. I will bully my master and destroy my ancestors and drop black coal balls!"
Tang Monk grabbed the thick branches that were shaking violently, and his panicked eyes looked down at the giant man's big bald head with the leaves falling down.
When Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong, who were standing aside, heard that this was the case, they immediately relaxed their nervous hearts and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey! It turns out that the monk was destroyed because of his drawing of scriptures. He was unhappy and went crazy and abused the black fool's mistress! I just think the black fool would not make trouble for nothing. Didn't the monk's inner demon be pulled away by Tathagata? Why are he still so perverted now?"
Sun Wukong looked at Tang Monk who was frightened on the tree and the manic giant man who was clanging against the tree under the tree. He couldn't help but laugh, and shook the monkey's head ridiculously: "It's still the child hasn't grown up. When will he be able to be sensible?"
When Xiao Bailong heard what Sun Wukong said, he nodded in agreement and said:
"That's right, the monk is not like a monk, the demon is not like a monster, and one is like a splash, and the other is like a splash. What's the hell about this? It's just a juggling troupe. Hey, by the way, didn't the monk say he wanted to play hide-and-seek? Isn't it going to be overwhelmed with such a fuss?"
"Damn! Longlong, what's not important is that you just remember what's going on in your mind, and you're still playing hide-and-seek? It's all about war!" Sun Wukong said with a pout.
"What should I do? Brother Monkey, let's go and fight?" Xiao Bailong pulled Ma Yuzi, who was covering his mouth with his hand, and stared at Sun Wukong beside him with a dumbfounded look.
Sun Wukong whispered, then put the hair on the monkey's head and said, "No hurry! I believe that the black fool cannot do that. He is tired of hitting a tree and then stops the food."
The little white dragon blinked his eyes and nodded his head, and turned his eyes to see Tang Monk and the giant man bit the dog's hair.
Although Sun Wukong also looked at Tang Monk on the tree and the giant man under the tree, his mind was still thinking about the pit that had suction by the river just now.
Sun Wukong thought to himself: "What kind of pit is that? Why can't I tell it? How can I find another pit for no reason? There must be something strange here..."
Sun Wukong was thinking, and the Tang monk on the tree shouted to Sun Wukong urgently: "Wukong, this monkey is like a disgusting old lady in the village watching jokes. Look at what the master is like. Damn it's like, it's so tired to lie on the tree. Save me!"
When Sun Wukong heard this, he threw away his thoughts and focused all his attention on Tang Seng: "Master, how can you save me?"
"Damn! Are you getting hemorrhoids in your head? You are holding a stick all day long, knocking on this head, and hitting that head so awesome, and you ask me how to save it? Grandma's heels on the back of her legs, hitting the black coal ball brain!"
Tang Monk, like the evil woman, pulled his mouth open and whispered at Sun Wukong on the tree, saying that white foam came from the corner of his mouth and saliva was flying.
"Yah, the bald monk hates people when he speaks. Brother Monkey, don't worry about him and let him stay in the tree. He was knocked down by a black fool and ate him a turtle grandson." Xiao Bailong was so angry that he burst into tears when he heard Tang Monk's words. He leaned into Sun Wukong's ear and said this in a soft voice.
Tang Monk saw Xiao Bailong whispering to Sun Wukong on the tree, and rolled his eyes several times in a row while talking. His eyes rolled, thinking:
"It's bad! Longlong is also a bad intention to me. It's okay for me to offend one. If I offend the public anger, it's a big trouble. I have to use two or three sentences to firmly win over Wukong and Longlong's hearts, and let the black coal balls quench the fire. It's true that I did something wrong. I got the picture of the scriptures. Why did I sprinkle the fire on the black coal balls? It's a sin, it's a sin."
After Tang Seng finished thinking, he immediately grinned his teeth. Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong shouted: "Hi! Wukong, Longlong, Master may be his uncle. This is so confused and angry. He is still exaggerating to our tall and capable Mr. Hei, who is so burly, I am really fucking. After thinking about it, I regret it so sad!"
While Tang Seng was speaking, he also knocked on the giant man indirectly, and pretended to be really regretful that he freed up a hand and clenched his fist and hit him a few times, throwing a deep regretful expression.
When Sun Wukong, Xiaobailong and Ju Weng saw the performance of Tang Monk on the tree, the three foolish people were stunned.
The giant man stopped hitting the tree, and used his big black hand to pull the leaves that fell on his bald head. Then he looked up at Tang Seng with some at a loss and said, "Where are you doing this?"
Tang Seng quickly continued: "San, Master, I'm sorry for you. How could Master be so crazy about this handsome and handsome and handsome child? Even if Master is anxious, he shouldn't post it on you! San, Master, I...wuwu..."
In order to make this trouble smooth, Tang Monk covered his hands on his eyes and started crying. But although he was crying lively, he could not see a single golden bean.
Sun Wukong knew Tang Monk's trick to cheat fools too much. He smiled sneakily and thought to himself: "If the monk didn't let his temperament be so irresistible, he would scratch his nose and face without rushing to encounter difficult things. But he had to light the fire and make it strong, and he thought about putting it out. Isn't it tired to go around in circles like this? Alas! I'm so worried!"
When Ju Weng heard Tang Seng say this, he was not promising. He suddenly stopped the fire and recognized his mistake: "Master, you can't rely on you for this matter. If I can understand your poor mood of getting flowers and obtaining scriptures, I may not be able to get the scriptures. If you let you vent a few times, you won't be able to get the matter to the point of hitting a tree. Look, I've forced you to climb a tree."
As Ju Weng said, lowered his shameful head, sucked his nose a few times, then raised his head and smiled and asked, "Master, do you think I am burly and tall, with outstanding skills, handsome and handsome, and extraordinary?"
Tang Monk quickly smiled and said, "Really, really, really, with San'er's dark skin and his unobstructed baldness, I think these good words are not enough to describe you!"
Tang Monk wiped honey on his mouth, but said in his heart: "Grandma's heels, just like the urinal of the turtle grandson. If I hadn't been to pull things off quickly, I could have said this against my will? Alas! It's really not easy for me, Amitabha, sin, sin!"
Then, Tang Monk climbed down the tree safely, gave a warm hug with the Ju Weng, and turned swords into jade.
"It's that simple? Damn, this IQ!" Xiao Bailong whispered in a low voice.
Sun Wukong breathed a sigh of relief, shook the monkey's head and whispered: "Damn! Jing is looking for trouble for nothing, okay, the monk's head turns around and everything is going well."
Before Sun Wukong could take a breath, Zhu Xiaobao's cry for help came from the other end of the river.
Chapter completed!