After coughing twice, Sun Wukong continued to explain: "Zhu Bajie said, don't accuse the good people. I'm telling you something very important. That thing is that Niu Dan is back. He said he wants to eat cold noodles. Of course I can't afford it if I am so poor. Niu Dan said that you can give it to me, and you will also bring it to my doorstep every morning, and then I will bring it to him in the cave at the easternmost part of the village."

The stuttering friend couldn't help but stutter, saying, "Didn't Niu Dan fall down from the mountain and die when she went to a private school the next year? Why did she come back?"

What’s strange is why that stuttering friend speaks so fluently?

Zhu Bajie deliberately created a horrifying atmosphere, lowered his voice, and said, "Have you ever heard of ghosts in this world?"

The dark-skinned friend said, "It seems that I heard from adults that adults say that ghosts come, either seeking life or collecting debts."

Zhu Bajie suddenly shouted and said excitedly: "Yes! So Niu Dan comes back either to seek life or to collect debts. Niu Dan also called you to send him cold noodles every morning, and it cannot be interrupted every day."

The stuttering friend cried so hard that he couldn't help but whimper: "Then tell Niu Dan, I will definitely send her cold noodles every morning. Don't let him take my life. I want to live a few more decades!"

My friend with dark skin shivered and said, "I will also deliver cold noodles on time every morning. I will go home to serve cold noodles now."

After saying that, he ran away after walking, and in less than a single moment, he ran back and brought the cold noodles to Zhu Bajie, and said in fear: "Bajie, send them to Niudan quickly, don't let him wait and worry."

Zhu Bajie took the cold noodles, looked at the stuttering friend with a gloomy face, and said, "Where are you? Are you not afraid of Niu Dan looking for you?"

Sun Wukong explained: "After Zhu Bajie finished speaking, the other friends ran back and brought cold noodles to Zhu Bajie. In this way, Zhu Bajie ate cold noodles for two months in the name of the dead Niu egg. Because two months later, the friends who gave the cold noodles to Zhu Bajie learned moral lessons. For this reason, Zhu Bajie was afraid of being beaten by his friends, so he hid in the cave in the easternmost part of the village for a long time. During this period, Zhu Bajie seemed to have seen a little boy floating around several times, and he suspected that Niu egg had really come back."

Sun Wukong then explained: "It was afternoon when I woke up. I, Zhu Bajie, and my cousin, are not as simple as letting the sun shine on my butt, but my butts are burnt. The redness seems to be a little close to the color of a part of the Sun Dasheng family. Zhu Bajie walked out of the luxury new building, and what caught my eye was my cousin's pedal-style six-wheeled wooden cart. He suddenly found that the rags covered by the body of my cousin's wooden cart were blown by the strong wind last night."

Sun Wukong obediently coughed and explained: "Zhu Bajie suddenly felt sad again. He secretly swore that he must let his cousin drive into the real carriage. My cousin and I were playing chess while eating pig's feet on the second floor of the luxurious new building. Although there was only one pig's feet, my cousin and I still ate with relish.

Sun Wukong abides by the rules and coughs and continues to explain: "One pig's feet, two people played forty games of chess, and they all tied. Obviously, my cousin and I created an unprecedented miracle. My cousin said shamelessly, this is called life. But I am a little disagreeing with the on-site environment. Life is wine, drinking is a taste, and getting nauseous after getting drunk."

Ahem —

It is obvious that Sun Wukong's two coughs were very fresh. He said: "I don't know how long it took. I, Zhu Bajie and my cousin, actually lived in a very shallow cave, feeling helplessly about the sufferings, hardships and disasters of life. In short, it is all the difficulties. Because my cousin's luxurious new building was demolished and placed in the area of ​​another tourist attraction in Badu County. It is said that the scale after completion is no different from the magnificent Chang'an City, or it completely crushes Chang'an City. People in the Jianghu said that the brother-in-law of the Futai University was contracted."

After two fresh coughs, Sun Wukong said: "I pray to the Buddha almost every hour. He hopes that the Buddha can punish some dark forces lurking deeply. At the same time, the Big Fat Cow also curses some powerful people and shows their power arrogantly. But my cousin said that people should learn to be willing to let go in the world. Of course, my cousin's words refer to poor people, and sometimes he also has to deceive himself to learn to be satisfied. For my cousin, he is not nothing now, at least he has a six-wheeled wooden cart on the ground. Zhu Bajie was just sitting on a stone pier in the cave. He believed that only being stunned can highlight all the courage of a person who does great things in the future."

Sun Wukong explained: "During the seven days of living in the cave, I, Zhu Bajie, and my cousin were appointed as a private guard by someone who said he was the boss."

Sun Wukong touched his belly that looked like a banana leaf and asked, "Boss, can you have a round belly when you have sex with you?"

Zhu Bajie was still stunned. During the interval, he even acted as if he was idle in the world and counted me. Then he said slowly: "Boss, what are the private guards doing? How much does the silver?"

My cousin is very easy to deal with. He is like a pet who is only dedicated to it and said to the boss: "Boss, you have answered their questions."

The boss replied humbly in a fluent accent of the alleys of the Southern Imperial City:

"First of all, let me introduce myself. My surname is Wu, and my single name is Zi Zi, Wu Zi! The questions raised by the two little brothers and this slightly older brother are very realistic. First, I will answer the first question. Of course, this eating problem can be solved, and it is absolutely fine. You must eat full. Then the second question highlights my personal purpose and give you as much money as you do. Then I will first answer what the private guard you mentioned does."

Wu Zi said, coughing, and continued to mutter:

"Private guards test whether a person's physical resistance is strong. To put it simply, you can beat him if you can beat him if he can't beat him if he can't. To put it more deeply, it is to promote the development and grandeur of the martial spirit. This, the next question is the money."

Wu Zi said, coughing again, and said:

"As for this issue of silver, I have also talked about my purpose, how much money I have to do, that is, based on the fact that you three were beaten and beaten up by others, uh... I forgot about it myself. There is a list in my pocket that details the issue of the money I paid."

After Wu Zi finished speaking, he took out a piece of yellow paper from his pocket and handed it to Sun Wukong and others.

Sun Wukong and others took the yellow paper, and then the three of them gathered together and looked at the price of being beaten and beating others as recorded on the list.

It is written on the list:

"The price of being beaten by others: slap five taels of silver in the face; 10 taels of silver in the legs; 20 taels of silver in the joints; if someone uses weapons to attack it, 100 taels of silver and also pays medical expenses."

"The price of beating someone else: slap twenty taels of silver; slap forty taels of silver; slap forty taels of silver; slap sixty taels of silver at joints; if you use weapons, slap two hundred taels of silver, and the individual will pay the medical expenses, and a package for slept in the prison will be given."
Chapter completed!