Chapter 836 Wukong's therapy is a joke
Sun Wukong took the wine pot, opened the lid and poured it on and said, "Come on, old man, I wish you."
Sun Wukong had a drink with the herdsmen, and then the herdsmen called Sun Wukong to eat duck meat.
After Sun Wukong and the herdsmen had a few more drinks, they were both drunk.
Sun Wukong looked at the old man's bed with a slight look and said, "Old man, your bed should be woven with thick rattans. It is both elegant and comfortable, and it is very suitable for the feeling of being promoted to a cow. I found that the old man is very good at living, and I also found that I have lived in vain for so many years."
The herdsman smiled and said, "No, no, general decoration, general decoration."
Sun Wukong was anxious and choked his throat, struggling to calm down for a while, and then said, "Old man, I heard that a pool of water will appear in the center of the grass sea here on the full moon night. The color of the pool will change every fifteen minutes. The color it presents is definitely rare in the world. It cannot be described in words and cannot be clearly identified by eyes. Is this true?"
The herdsman replied, "Hey, how could this happen? A pool of water appeared in the middle of the desert on a full moon night. This is meaningless and inferior hype. It is just a few years later that the place where the bird does not shit becomes a gold pot in the jurisdiction. What I despise the most in my life is this method. I have no choice but to do anything. As I am old, I can only put some contempt on this look." After saying that, I laughed out loud.
Sun Wukong greeted the herdsmen with a glass of wine and said, "Old man, you are such a master, I've done it."
The herdsman said carelessly, "I am a common man in the world, and I don't talk about elegance or coquettishness, do it." As he said that, he picked up the wine glass, poured it into his nose, and then fell on the table and slept soundly.
It is obvious that the herdsmen are drunk.
Sun Wukong laughed and said, "Hey, this old man, there is no measure, it is incomparable to me. My measure..." After that, he fell on the table and fell asleep.
At this time, it started to rain outside the house.
It was raining outside the house. Sun Wukong looked at the rain outside the house, listening to the herdsmen talking indifferently.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "The rain came quickly, but it was walking very slowly. It took three days for a rain. During these three days, my eardrums were tortured by the old man. I was worried about my eardrums, and at the same time I was worried about the old man's mouth and throat. I guess what the old man said in his previous life must have been added to more than three sentences. I was held back until I met me in the next life and was able to release it. So why did God rain for three days? It was because I wanted to fulfill the old man's dream of being clever, speaking in a straightforward manner, chattering, and talking in general. Therefore, I found that my ears and the old man's mouth were extremely deep."
This is also very obvious that Sun Wukong is suffering from the verbal torture of the herdsmen.
After a long time...
The herders watched Sun Wukong leave. Sun Wukong turned around several times and waved goodbye to the herders.
The herdsman whispered in tears: "This rain will be a few more days." Seeing Sun Wukong walking away, he turned around and went back to the house and said: "This kid is not picky, no problem, good!"
Afterwards, Sun Wukong walked to the streets of another town, and people were busy and walked quickly.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say involuntarily: "Leaving the old man's home, leaving the grass sea, and walking twenty miles southward to another town, I realized that I was traveling and hiking. Perhaps this is also part of the cattle rising, or part of the cattle rising."
It seemed that at this moment, the Eye of God moved to the front of a teahouse. Sun Wukong looked at the facade of the teahouse and showed a novel and familiar feeling.
Sun Wukong slowly approached the teahouse door, slowly pushed open the door, and stepped in tentatively.
Sun Wukong stepped in and the door closed with a slam.
A rat poison sells rat poison in front of the teahouse shouted stutteringly: "Rat poison, rat poison, rat poison, the mouse will take effect if it doesn't work, I hang myself..."
Sun Wukong looked left and right, cautiously walking to the seat near the floor-to-ceiling window with a slight pace.
The waiter then walked from the counter to Sun Wukong and was about to speak when the door suddenly opened and two private school escorts came in quickly, looking very anxious.
Two private school apprentices trot to the counter and slapped the counter with their hands anxiously. The two shouted in unison: "Shopper, waiter, waiter, waiter, two cups of high-quality Northwest Black Tea, two cups of high-quality Northwest Black Tea, and two cups of high-quality Northwest Black Tea."
The waiter in the teahouse shouted sternly: "What are you doing? You want to tear off my counter? Do you want to die or get tired of living?"
When the two private school apprentices heard the waiter sternly, they turned to smile at the waiter standing beside Sun Wukong and stopped immediately with a slight slight voice, saying, "Two cups of high-quality northwest black tea."
The waiter said even more sternly: "You two little guys didn't see me busy." After that, he threw out the face of a bad woman.
Sun Wukong stood up and said softly: "I'm not in a hurry. You are busy with the two children first. The two children are so anxious that they are almost confused about repeating the class. The little face is almost like a Kaka expression. I am busy with the two children first. I am not in a hurry."
The waiter smiled and said, "Okay, sir, then please wait a moment." After that, he bowed to Sun Wukong.
The waiter walked to the counter and glanced at the two private school apprentices, then made two cups of Northwest Black Tea, teased the two private school apprentices for a while before handing them the Northwest Black Tea.
The waiter asked pretentiously: "You teacher changed your taste? Didn't you drink big green tea before?"
The apprentice of the private school school, Jiadong looked around and said in a low voice: "Shh, brother, just know, don't say it. This time it was not what our teacher wanted, but what our teacher in charge of our private school school wanted. Our teacher didn't dare to ask for it today."
The waiter curled his lips and said with interest: "Who will pay the money? It's not that you two will give it."
The apprentice B of the private school school had an exaggerated expression and said three words "Impossible" very seriously, and then said, "How could it be that we both come out?!"
The waiter sighed and said, "That's OK, your teacher is not crazy."
Private school apprentice B said in a high voice:
"Our teacher is old, and the supervisor is good. He asked us to buy big black tea, and he never let us pay money. He used our class fees. We unanimously agreed that our teacher and our supervisor are the most considerate of us in the world. The cute teachers and supervisors, because as long as we have bought them big black tea, skipped classes, fell in love early, and fought, one of the rules of our college is, 'If you want to be a good student, you must first buy big black tea.' The students are all scrambling to buy big black tea, and we are the members of the buying big black tea that we chose thousands of times."
Sun Wukong listened intently and whispered in a low voice: "I wish I could become a teacher in their private school. To be honest, the teachers in their private school are really role models, illuminating others and burning themselves."
Then, the two junior high school students left with big black tea. The waiter immediately ran to Sun Wukong and bowed to Sun Wukong with respect.
The waiter said, "Sir, I have been waiting for you for a long time. What do you want to drink?"
Sun Wukong: Pointing to the display stand on the left side of the counter, he asked, "What's that?"
Chapter completed!