Chapter 841: Master, the coal is expensive here
Sun Wukong coughed twice and continued, "I have seen her second side, but the feeling is not as deep as the first side. In fact, she said I was nostalgic and completely wrong. I don't know why I feel very fond of the new and tired of the old."
Sun Wukong coughed twice and said, "This day I found that my bad habits are emerging one after another, and I am ready to welcome a bad self who I don't know at all."
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "What's my name? Yes, my name is Sun Wukong. I was not like this, and I wouldn't jump repeatedly, span, and split at a center point. Maybe Sun Wukong was clean, the original was not dismantled, the system was brand new, and it was at the counter price. However, now, the parts on the whole body were not as valuable as a needle when sold separately, so Sun Wukong could only sink into the dirty place while still wanting to live."
After coughing for three and a half times, Sun Wukong said, "Before I prepare to welcome a broken me whom I don't know at all, I think I need to carefully describe the name Sun Wukong again. Although I feel like a donkey tied to a round mill more than once."
"A carrier pigeon flew north from the south with longing. There were sparrows along the way. The sparrows chirped freely and kept showing off to the carrier pigeon. But after all, a few perfect air-turning bodies were completely played, they were knocked out by the geese that were attacking towards them. Then they penetrated straight into the ground and disappeared from the sight of the geese facing each other. The geese and the geese just met..." Sun Wukong spoke to the gangsters at the entrance of the village.
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he thought to himself: "I still feel like I have said the above passage before. It is so uncomfortable and painful that I have learned to be autistic."
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "What does the slut group mean? Although I remember I said it before, I don't know why, but I still want to say it again. The slut group is a stupid group composed of people who do nothing all day long, ignore everything, and idle all day long."
Sun Wukong coughed a few times and said, "Of course I am not a member of the gangster group. At that time, my profession was a famous speaker from Lizakamura, and it was deeply recognized by the villagers of Lizakamura. Although I still don't know where Lizakamura is, what a speaker is, or a famous one."
The fat aunt from the west of the village, the first family from the west, said the same thing: "The child of the Sun family, Wukong, has been smart since he was a child, and he will definitely be successful in the future."
The uncle of the Li family said, "Don't pay attention to your aunt, I didn't take the medicine for lunch."
Sun Wukong said again: "My cat is actually the only son of the Sun family. I have two sisters. My eldest sister married in Liujiabao, five miles away from Lizhong Village. My second sister asked my father to marry his comrades since she was a child. Now she lives in the county town. She also thought that my second sister was the first person in Lizhong Village to live in the county town and gave us parents a lot of face, so my father always talks about his second daughter whenever he sees someone. This is so sad!"
Sun Wukong's father said: "The second family has to buy a super carriage for me to drive. You said that the old man drove a super carriage, and I don't know which seat my butt is placed on. Oh~, you said this is a waste of money."
Zhu Ximin, the village chief who is the mainstay of Lizhong Village, replied: "The child is filial and you need it if you buy it."
Sun Wukong's father said, "Forget it, no, it's too troublesome to buy a super carriage. I heard that I have to report to the emperor. Oh, forget it, if I don't worry about my second child, I have to let the emperor worry less, right?"
Zhu Ximin bit his back teeth and smiled reluctantly, responding: "That's right, my children's lives are smooth, so we are the elderly, so it's okay if we don't have a car."
Whenever Sun Wukong's father heard this, no matter who it was, he would definitely be a prayer. He also said, "We brothers must be a prayer. I will be a brother. I will give you a carriage to you in the future. What's the name? Oh, by the way, the Invincible Tornado Durian Carriage. I heard that this is a good car, so my name is a bit strange."
Zhu Ximin said: "Wrong, they are called the Invincible Tornado Pili Ocean Carriage."
Sun Wukong's father slapped himself on the thigh and said, "Yes, yes, it's this ocean carriage. You said this name is really not very good. You call it awesome. Bangbang and bangbang and other things sound better than this, right, brother."
For this reason, Sun Wukong's father has often recognized his elder brother.
In addition to the famous speaker of Lizhongcun, Sun Wukong is a famous singer of Lizhongcun. He also has a son Sha Wujing, a fat aunt of Li's family in the west, Zhu Ximin, his son Zhu Bajie, and a stupid big white dragon in the south, calling him "the east blows, west blows, south beats, north shouts."
It is very popular locally and has a magnificent fan club of Riakamura, which is favored by aunts, aunts, aunts and aunts.
Every time the concerts of Sun Wukong and others are held in a decent manner, attracting aunts, aunts, and aunts from other villages to watch.
Sun Wukong often said: "Although we have good looks, we have always relied on our strength to conquer everything."
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "The reputation of "blowing east, playing, knocking south, calling north" has been greatly shocked by an opportunity. It also calls me, Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and Xiaobailong, four people, so popular that they are purple. This matter starts with Sun Wukong going to the town to buy a new four-seater carriage. Although I think this is so weird."
One day, Sun Wukong rode an old horse into the town.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but say, "I can say that I have a thorough understanding of the architectural style of the town. Although I don't know much thoroughly, I still want to say that retro-style buildings, with ditches in front of the door, rivers behind the house, and old houses on both sides. This is a small matter of new houses, because people here believe in Feng Shui very much."
After coughing twice, Sun Wukong said again: "I walked through a secluded path, turned a corner, walked straight east, and walked about five miles away. It was a tailor shop. Next to the tailor shop is a very famous local teahouse called "Jujunshe". I heard that this is a time-honored brand with a history of four hundred years. It is said that it has a certain relationship with the royal family. There is no way to verify what the relationship is. There is just a plaque hanging in the main hall of the teahouse with four golden characters on it, "Welcome to come."
Sun Wukong coughed twice and said, "I passed by Jujunshe's door. After hesitating for a while, I parked Lao Ma on the side next to the tailor's door. Sun Wukong took out a note and placed the note on Lao Ma's butt. He behaved very despicable and posed an S-shaped man on the counter of the tailor's shop, which was difficult to see and easy to get beaten, and then ran into Jujunshe quickly. Although I think this is so weird."
After seeing this, the counter staff also shaped the female boss of the tailor shop, which was only one meter away from the counter. The female boss understood it as soon as he saw it and immediately showed an OK gesture. Then he walked out the door excitedly. At a glance, she saw the note that Sun Wukong was sandwiched in the back seat. She excitedly pulled out the note, and the note said, "Baby, Sun Wukong is waiting for you in the Jushe family." Then she drew an expression that loved you so ugly that she could end the world.
From this, it is obvious that the female boss of the tailor shop is Sun Wukong's girlfriend, five years older than Sun Wukong, and her name is Huayin. Because Huayin often lacks thread and material when tailoring clothes for customers, she is also called "Black Rose".
Chapter completed!