Chapter 91 Five Dozens of White Bone Spirits (Happy New Year!)
Boom! Boom!
Two explosions.
Two big white steamed buns on Bai Wushuang's chest flew towards Sun Wukong and Tang Seng.
Thanks to Sun Wukong's foresight, the two big white steamed buns shot over Tang Seng and Sun Wukong, one of which hit the stone wall, and after the explosion, it exploded a hole.
But the other happened to hit the arm of the mountain god who was not prepared for it. After the explosion, the arm of the mountain god was blown away. The pain screamed, loud! He fell to the ground, and sparks appeared under his butt.
Zhu Wuneng sighed and took a breath. He jumped high and hid on a raised stone on the top of the cave.
Looking at Bai Wushuang's chest, he lost the steamed buns and became ordinary.
"Wife, your steamed bun is gone, do you feel pain?" The black bone spirit looked at Bai Wushuang's flat breasts in front of him in surprise.
"It might be a good idea. Now that the technology is so advanced, I can still go for breast augmentation."
"Damn it, you dreamed of the White Bone Spirit. I'm afraid you won't need to augment your breasts in this life."
Sun Wukong jumped up from the ground, then fell to the White Bone Demon, swung his rod, and kept hitting the White Bone Demon.
The Black Bone Spirit wanted to save the White Bone Spirit. Before he could take action, the mountain god ran over, swung his one arm, and hit the Black Bone Spirit.
He also cursed: "It's all your fault that you, the black bone spirit, attracted this dead spirit, and caused me a lot."
Bang! Bang!
Click! Click!
Sun Wukong fought with the mountain god for a while before stopping.
Let’s see that the White Bone Demon and the Black Bone Demon were smashed into two piles of powder, and even if they had great skills, they could not regenerate.
Tang Monk and Zhu Wuneng hurried over after seeing each other.
Zhu Wuneng looked at the powder on the ground and said to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, the skill of grinding noodles between you and the mountain god is not simple. If you steam this pile of flour, you can steam a basket of buns!"
Zhu Wuneng said and turned his face to Tang Seng again: "Right, Master?"
Tang Seng rolled his eyes at Pig Wuen: "Go, you Pig Wuen, you are not serious."
Sun Wukong took a look and stood beside him, saying, "Mountain God, your arm is gone and you have become disabled. Is it inconvenient to plant trees and transport firewood in the future?"
"It's okay, I've learned regeneration with Taibai Jinxing, so I can reinstall my arms."
As he said that, the mountain god mixed the powder of the White Bone Demon and the Black Bone Demon with his feet, then urinated and then bent over and stirred it into a paste with his hands.
Then recite the spell: Pineapple and honey, and the gravel gather together.
His arms, which were blown into gravel, flew up one after another and gathered on the mountain god's broken arm.
The mountain god used his hands to smear the paste on the gap, which was strange, the gaps were sticking firmly.
The mountain god stretched out his arm and was quite satisfied.
"Mountain God, I didn't expect that the powder of the White Bone Spirit and the Black Bone Spirit can still be used to suck the bones!" Tang Seng said in surprise.
"The reason why these two demons' bone powder is so powerful is because they are husband and wife. Have you ever heard of the saying "Good and vague"? These two demons are adhesives, just like the kind of brothers sold in the world, which is very effective." After saying that, the mountain god stretched out his arms again.
"Oh, I understand, no wonder you are so anxious to pound the Black Bone Demon into powder. It turns out that you are for yourself." Sun Wukong said as if he had some insight.
"Hehe, I raise a demon to serve me. It is correct to exchange his life for my arms. Besides, these things are all caused by him." The mountain god said with a little smugness.
"Yes, no matter how long a demon is raised, it will be just a fart in the eyes of the immortal. Just like the chicken raised by others, the owner will never be soft-hearted when he wants to eat it. After eating, he will smack his lips and say that the chicken is very fragrant."
Tang Seng and Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, saw that the mountain god had recovered his health, bid farewell to the mountain god and walked out of the cave.
Tang Monk suggested that the pig be incompetent and turned into a pig. He rode back to the grassland to find Xiaobailong and Sha Monk.
Pig Wumeng was a little unwilling at first, so Tang Monk had to recite the spell of inserting onion into the pig's nose to make Pig Wumeng.
The pig was helpless and turned into a big black pig.
Tang Monk rode up and then flew into the air to the grassland.
Sun Wukong was driving the clouds in front of him as a guide.
Tang Monk was so happy that he was riding a pig to the sky for the first time. He stroked the clouds in the sky with his hands, and the ducklings sang their voices.
"Now I feel no sorrow,
Three meals a day depend on begging for alms.
I've never paid a order in my life.
No one will see it if you recite scriptures or not.
Little life is sweeter than honey.
Who is riding a pig and flying incompetently?
Only Tang Seng has this taste.
I'm singing, pigs are flying,
There are demons on the way to the West.
I won't withdraw...
I'm singing, the pig is flying..."
Before Tang Monk finished singing this song, Pig Wumeng had already reached the sky above the mountain on the Qingqing Grassland that was transformed from the first golden hairpin in the sky.
Sun Wukong turned around and said to Tang Monk who was riding on the back of the Pig Wumeng: "Master, I'm here, thanks to Tianzi's creation of such a small hill, otherwise this place would be really hard to find."
"It's Dini. The grassland is green. If you don't have a geographical indication, you will definitely get lost." Tang Seng rode a big black pig and said arrogantly.
"Still land!" Sun Wukong shouted to Zhu Wuneng.
The pig was unable to understand and descended to the grassland.
After landing, Tang Monk jumped off the back of the big black pig and said happily: "This feeling of riding a pig is so good, it's so exciting. It's easy to get on and off the pig, it's simply so wonderful."
Pig Wuneng recovered from his human body, shook his head, and said with a groan: "Damn, you are comfortable, I am suffering, and I am so anxious to pee." After that, he ran to the side and let the water go.
Sun Wukong saw Sha Monk sleeping on the grass from a distance, but the little white dragon turned into a human form and was sucking fish by the stream. Before, the little white dragon was beaten away by Sun Wukong, but it seemed that he had flew back and found the organization.
"Junior brother of black fool, we are back, Xiaobailong is coming, we are ready to go west." Sun Wukong shouted to Sha Seng and Xiaobailong.
When the little white dragon heard the shout, he hurriedly filled the fish in his hand into his mouth, and then turned into a white horse and came back.
After Sha Seng was awakened, he lazily pushed on the ground, obviously not pulling out of the pain of being thrown by Lu Youyou.
Tang Seng was unhappy at first sight. He started to attack Sha Seng: "Missan'er, I see that your black thing is getting worse and worse. You made me lose all the pictures of the scriptures. You are not in a hurry if I was taken away by the White Bone Demon. I am still dreaming in broad daylight. Your contributions were written off before, and I have to give you a bad review."
As he said that, Tang Seng took out a small notebook from his arms, took a pen and drew a fork behind Sha Seng's name.
Sha Seng ignored him and slowly got up from the grass.
Tang Monk became even more angry and gave Sha Monk a bad review on the small notebook.
The little white dragon rushed to Tang Monk and shouted twice.
Tang Monk raised his nose and asked loudly: "Longlong, how dare you go and have a fishy smell while I am not here? I have to give you a bad review."
The little white dragon shook his horse's head and tail, and was so angry that he used his horse's hooves to dig a hole in the grass.
"Missan'er, go and carry your luggage. We're on the way." Sun Wukong ordered Sha Seng.
"Brother Monkey, I'm in a bad mood today, and I don't want to move anymore." Sha Seng said to Sun Wukong listlessly.
"Oh! Are you sick? What should I do?" Sun Wukong touched Sha Seng's forehead with his hand.
When Tang Seng heard this, he also touched Sha Seng's forehead with his hands.
"It's so hot! Xiaosaner, Master, I don't know you're sick, so I'll erase your negative reviews." Tang Seng said as he hurriedly erased Sha Seng's negative reviews.
Sha Seng saw it, smiled bitterly, and said to Tang Seng: "Master, thank you for your understanding. I want to take a sick leave and take a rest here."
"That won't work. If you want to walk together, how can Master throw you alone in this grassland?"
"I can't walk with me anymore!" Sha Seng said weakly.
"It's okay, you ride a horse and let the dragon carry you forward."
"This is not something to do! Master, how should you walk when I ride a horse? Do you want to walk?" Sha Seng hurriedly refused.
"It's okay, you ride a horse, I'll ride a pig."
Chapter completed!